I was bit of a weasel at work, I had a couple of mates with young kids, so occasionally I would sneak out coloured pens and notepads, which incidentally had the company logo and header across the top of its sheet. Various other stationary from the works office also, not really anything expensive, or that would be missed, doing shifts just made it easier to help yourself to stuff.

Claire had obviously seen some of these items from when she had come around after the works night out, as l had left them on the coffee table. Little did l know that she had noticed, and that it had given her an idea for her next little tease.

l had received a text from her letting me know that she couldn't make lunch and would catch up later, she was always busy on fridays with wages, and I always liked to get straight home besides after a week of 6am starts. Strangely, her last message had read...

"Just go with it Lewis xx"

( I'll be referring to myself as Mr. Osborne, as you'll soon find out for obvious reasons).

I was looking forward to an evening with mates in my local town, a little bit of a pub crawl, so to speak, it was a small place, hardly worthy of town status, but we did have four or five pubs all within about 800 yards of each other. I had showered, eaten and sorted out the clothes I'd be wearing, deciding to just slip on a black T-shirt and a pair of grey tracksuit bottoms and have a lounge around for a couple of hours before setting out for the Red Lion Inn, our usual meeting place.

It must have been getting on for about 5pm, still light as it was the middle of summer. I heard my door bell ring, l went to answer, beer in hand. My front door had a few small frosted glass windows, l wasn't really expecting anyone, unless my mate Mark, who sometimes stopped by on his way home from work to share a couple of beers.

I noticed a female figure through the glass in black, but didn't recognise until opening the door.

It was Claire, dressed in a police uniform. She put her finger to her mouth.....Sussssh.

"Mr Osborne, I presume"

"Yes, that's me, how can I help"

"WPC Chapman, but you can call me Ma'am, may l come inside for a little chat"

Claire showing me her ID as she followed me into the living room.

"Can I offer you a drink at all"

Claire responded...

"Yes, a black coffee would be great"

I went into the kitchen to make her drink before making way back into my living room where Claire was having a nosy around. I placed her coffee on a coaster and sat myself down.

"So, how can I help you, Ma'am?"

"Well I'm here on behalf of the company that you work for"

As she pulled out her notepad and read me the name.

"It seems that quite a few stationary items have gone missing, l have been asked to follow up enquiries on their behalf, it seems that you are a prime suspect as you are often on your own at the company during unsociable hours and have access to the works offices and stationery"

She proceeded talk.

"Missing items listed"

Still reading from her notepad.

"Coloured felt pens, various sizes of note pads, biro pens, various colours. Numerous rolls of sellotape and a dispenser, a steel rule and also a tape gun, as you can appreciate that's quite a list"

I remember trying to nudge my newspaper over the felt tip pens which I noticed on the coffee table in front of me as Claire read through the items, but she had obviously noticed.

"I hope that you are going to co-operate Mr. Osborne, I really don't want have to apply for a warrant now I'm here. Besides you have openly invited me into your property and I have already noticed a couple of items that have raised my suspicions"

I quickly replied.

"You have definitely raised something of mine too"

Claire looked directly back at me.

"It's Ma'am if you don't mind Mr. Osborne"

Claire proceeded to sip at her coffee, before picking it up and helped herself to another wonder around my living room.

Her outfit was a perfect fit, and you could see that it was of a good quality too. Flat shoes, black tights, skirt down to the knee. Smart jacket with silver large buttons, chequed black and white scarf sitting over a white blouse, a traditional WPC hat finished off her attire, it was the first time I'd seen her black hair tied in some kind of bun.

Claire continued to browse around the living room, before reaching for a small briefcase, proceeding to sit down and open it opposite me. She produced a small fingerprint duster, ink pad and a finger print card, before speaking.

"Right Mr. Osborne, I'll be dusting down some of the items that l suspect you have here that I presume that you have taken, I'm going to require your finger prints, taking in some of your measurements, DNA, a urine and seaman samples along with a full strip search, and of course full access to your mobile devices.... any objections, I must warn you that failure to withhold evidence could have serious consequences for you and your employment with the company depending on my findings, I must inform you that any kind of resistance, or if I feel any kind of threat, verbal or physical, I will be forced to use these handcuffs without hesitation"

I replied with a question.

"Urine and seaman"

A little puzzled.

Finally a smirk and giggle from Claire

"Oops, sorry Lewis, wrong uniform, I was intending on coming over with the nurses outfit"

I replied.

"Well while we are on first name terms l need another beer, can l get you one"

Claire replied with a giggle.

"No, not while I'm on duty, handing me her cup, wouldn't mind another coffee though"

"Any biscuits to go with it.... maybe a Hobnob"

l shouted from the kitchen trying to be clever.

"Mr. Osborne, are you trying to soften me up, I was rather hoping to get something hard, although by the time I've finished with you l guess a Hobnob being dunked in a cup of coffee will probably last longer than you dunking anything of yours inside me"

Claire suddenly went back into character. She took out a couple of sample jars, a swab and a tape measure from her briefcase and placed them on the coffee table.

"Cuts you understand, even in the force, normally all this DNA would normally be done separately down at the station, it's a changing world. Even more work for me these days"

Claire removed her hat and placed it on the arm of the sofa before standing up again.

"Any objections to me removing my jacket, it's a warm evening"

Obviously I didn't have an issue, as I watched as Claire unbuttoned her uniform jacket and placed it on the back of a dining chair. I couldn't be sure what colour bra she was wearing, but unusually it wasn't black, although I guess it wouldn't have been a suitable colour under a crisp white blouse.

"Right, open wide, Claire leaned forward with a swab and ran it around my mouth before sealing the swab in a plastic sealed bag.

"You see, that wasn't so hard was it, I've already noted your eye colour, and your shoe size from the trainers that you left in the hallway, did l mention a footprint had been found on the stationary office floor that didn't belong to any of the office staff. Now have you ever had to give your fingerprints before Mr. Osborne"

Claire instructed me to sit beside her as she professionally went through the process of getting my prints, before returning the items used back into the briefcase.

"Right Mr. Osborne, I'm just going to take a quick look at your phone, messages and contacts, I need to be sure that you didn't have any accomplices, (as mentioned in a previous memoir, Claire had pretty much set my phone up for me when initially purchased).

I still had ink over my hands which had now all over my beer bottle, I was just about to get up and wash them before Claire spoke.

"Well, well, well, what do we have here. Going somewhere Mr. Osborne, l don't think so. Let be explain"

Claire continued.....

"Browsing history is interesting, nude goth girls, naked pale girls, black long haired girls undressing, pierced and tattooed girls topless, this is very serious Mr. Osborne"

I knew I'd been busted big time, Claire must have seen my searches for the porn she had made, although she said it wasn't online, l had looked for it, there was an uncomfortable silence between us for a good couple of minutes, before recomposing herself, but she didn't say a word about it.

I watched as Claire began scrolling on my phone before speaking again.

"It seems you have a lot of images of the same girl on this phone Mr. Osborne in varying states of undress, are you a photographer of some kind, or have these photos been sent to you, she's quite attractive, and looks very familiar to me, may I ask, have you been masterbating to any pictures of this woman"

Before I could speak Claire spoke again.

"Right, I need you to stand up Mr. Osborne and remove your clothing, you do realise that you are in very serious trouble, not only for stealing, but for images of an adult nature on your phone without any kind of password protection, and l haven't even checked your video files yet, go on stand over there and remove your clothing for me"

I did as Claire asked an removed my t-shirt and stood where she had instructed.

"Right turn around, back to me and remove your tracksuit bottoms, put them aside and turn around to face me"

Again I did as instructed, my hand covering my slightly growing semi.

At this point Claire got up from her seat with a clothing tape measure, before slowly doing a full circle around me, her eyes looking up and down my naked body, eventually stopping in front of me.

"Hands behind your head please Mr. Osborne, don't worry, no need to frisk you"

Claire unrolled the tape measure, looking directly at my cock which had started to twitch in anticipation, she pushed the tape into my pubic area before running it down the length of my cock, almost 3 and a quarter inches, as Claire wrote the measurement into her notepad, she proceeded to measure my waist, chest, inside leg, wrist and arm length, always making sure that she brushed herself against my cock.

It must have been about 6.45pm, when my mobile suddenly went off, Claire picked it up, the name Mark calling visible on the screen, she quickly put it onto speaker phone.

"You okay Lewis, just on my way round, got those books and DVDs l borrowed, I'll drop them off, can't stop for a beer, running a little late"

"Okay mate, no probs" Ending the call.

"Well don't think that you are getting dressed to answer the door Mr. Osborne, not when I'm only halfway through my integration process"

My arousel visibly growing in view of Claire.

"Come on Claire, I can't go to the door like this"

"It's Ma'am if you don't mind, and I really don't want any outside distractions, you'll go to the door, collect the items and then we'll continue with our interview"

My cock now fully erect for Claire, as she again took my measurements and wrote down her findings as the doorbell rang.

"Claire reached out for her hat before placing it over my hardness, she had a little smile on her face, before breaking briefly out of character.

"Gotta get a picture Lewis"

Snapping a few images of her police hat hands free balancing on my hard cock.

I went to the door, with my hand holding the hat, opening the door just slightly ajar being sure not to let Mark know what was going on.

"Evening Lewis, everything okay"

"Yeah, just out of the shower, all good"

"You out later for a drink, about 8.45pm in the Lion"

"Yeah, will be there"

Mark passed me the items he had borrowed, forcing me to open the door more than I really wanted to, as I tried to balance the DVDs on the books single handedly, obviously trying not to remove Claire's hat.

A clatter as the DVDs fell onto the tile floor, a voice as Claire approached from behind me.

"Hi, everything okay"

As she helped to pick up the DVDs, I remember thinking how I was going to explain this one in the pub later.

"Oh, Hi"

Mark replied,

"l didn't realise that Lewis had company"

"Nice to meet you Mark"

"I'm Claire, just popped by ten minutes ago, Lewis had left his wallet at work, thought l better bring it around for him"

I turned to Claire, who had now let her hair down, removed her police chequered scarf, looking more like a normal office worker rather than a WPC.

Claire turned back into the towards the living room, as I hastily said my goodbyes to Mark.

"Catch up with you later Lewis"

With a smile, said Mark.

Back in the living room, Claire had found a space for the books and DVDs on the coffee table.

"More hard evidence Mr. Osborne l see, what have we here"

With reference to the DVD titles...... Goth girl's do it better and Pale, pierced and punk girls get wild.

Claire, now sitting down looked again at me as I stood naked in front of her, with the police hat covering my modesty.

"What a predicament Mr. Osborne, although I may have a solution, which could lead to me dropping all of these potential charges"

Claire went on, as she scrolled through the images of her on my phone

"Well it's pretty straightforward Mr. Osborne, you toss me that hat and then toss yourself off in front of me, but you must cum in under three minutes, it's almost 6.57pm, you have to cum before 7.00pm, after all, l don't think that it will be too hard, the girl on these images bare a striking resemblance to me don't you think, and I've just found and watched that naughty little tribute video you made for her, if you can do that again for me right here, right now I'll sign a declaration dropping all changes, three minutes remember, deal"

I was already fully erect again and Claire was now messing around with my tablet

"That's better, she had transferred all of her images from my phone to the large screen tablet and created a slide show, before resting it against the DVDs for me to watch.

"Go on Mr. Osborne, how fast can you cum for me, I'll time you on the phones stopwatch, ready, steady, as the time went to 6.57pm.... go. Wank that cock as fast as you can. Claire quickly made her way to the the kitchen and helped herself to a bottle of beer and a glass, she had also removed her bra, pulled her white blouse out of her shirt and unbuttoned it before sitting down in front of me as I wanked myself hard and fast

"Almost a minute Mr. Osborne"

Claire held up her bra by her side.

"Do you like the lilac Mr Osborne"

As she dropped it to the floor as I looked at my tablet, and the slide show

"Can l offer you a little encouragement"

Claire let her blouse fall open, to expose her boobs, cupping then together with her shoulders and holding them with her hands.

"How's the view for you, getting closer l hope, that cock looks ready to erupt. I was wanking myself crazy to Claire as she watched me intently as she showed me the stopwatch countdown....2 mins and 17 seconds...l moaned.

"Yes, yes, I'm going to cum, pumping myself harder... Claire's hair was ruffled having been tied up, her glasses on, I so wanted to blow my load over her, as I moved forward to do so.

"Not today Lewis"

Claire quickly grabbed the empty glass and placed it in front of my cock as I shot my heavy load into it, l carried on wanking myself with encouragement from Claire

"That's it, every last drop"

I finally composed myself.

"WTF Claire, into a glass"

"Trust me Lewis, you'll thank me when you know, I need this sample"

As she carefully poured my cum from the glass into the sample jar and placed it away in her briefcase.

"You better go and wash your cock Lewis, you have black hand prints all over it from the ink"

I went into the kitchen and washed myself down, before making my way back into the living room. Claire was waiting, leaning against the wall of the doorway, totally naked apart from her black suspenders, and holding up the handcuffs.

"I'm off duty Lewis, what you fancy, the pub with your mates, or bed with me and the cuffs.