Now that I'm pretty much retired, I'm often available to give a luxurious, sensual full body massage to any lovely lady who would like a little "me time pampering". I have a dedicated massage room in my home with a professional couch, low lighting, soft relaxing music and warm, high quality oils. Boundaries always respected...... and yes, I'm a genuinely qualified Swedish Masseur.

Single ladies most welcome and feel free to bring a girlfriend if you wish...... or am I just dreaming again haha

Couples, please note, hubby's role will be to drop off and collect. I'm happy for you to come in and meet me to check that I'm a decent fella and your partner will be safe in my company. I'm also ok with your good lady livestreaming the massage to your phone outside so you can watch. Cucks may be allowed to sit in the room and watch, but I may occassionally gently humiliate you lol.

Single guys..... sorry, this isn't for you unless you are under 25, slim and smooth...... if you are, get in touch haha

I always suggest any meets start in my kitchen with a cuppa and a chat so we can get to know each other a little and make sure we are comfortable in each other's company before committing to the massage.

If you're interested, send me a wink if you can't message me and I'll contact you back.

Andy