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Alders
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
UK

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OI!! HARRY AND DI, CAN ANYONE JOIN IN ON THIS THREAD OR IS IT ALL YOURS EXCLUSIVELY?? biggrin
Quote by sheer_gloss
why the fook are you dreading it oz, its not as though we dont know you, (best bread cutter in the land), and soon we will know the lovely and lucky beth as well, so chill and get that van cleaned out lol

Yeah why you dreading it oz... we all semi house trained and we promise not to be too norty with or in front of Beth....
Quote by Dirtydiane28
you dont need to worry about food alders you can eat meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Di can i have you on toast, with chips and champagne???
Quote by sheer_gloss
glad youre better mandy.
hope everyone has thier rooms booked, as for the food part we will put some nibbles on, . if of course there are any late comers we will get some food but we will play that one by ear. all those buggers put thier names down and then never hear a word from them, sod em i say, they are gunna miss a good do. those of you who have been to oxford before will tell you we have a good time so its thier loss evil

WELL DONE SHEER.....DONT WORRY ABOUT THE FOOD, NIBBLES IS FINE! MOST WILL EAT BEFOREHAND,(LINE STOMACH AND ALL THAT!!) TAKE IT THAT THOSE WHO SAID THEY WERE COMING AND HAVE NOT PAID OR CANCELLED ARE THE ONES WHO HAVE LET US ALL DOWN??? GRRRRRR
Quote by Melodyxx
Hiya So sorry but i will not be able to make it this time.
Hope you all have a fabulous time! xxxxx

nooo mel, not fair.. will miss ya hunny .... xxxx
ooo motown ... can we hsve so some soul too maybe??... and can i dance with choochie too?? biggrin
any one out for fun 2nite in essex or eastren ish london?
NO THEY ARE NOT.... NOOOO, ITS SOO UNFAIR, I AM SO NOT A SINGLE BLOKE PEST... WONDER IF HEY ALLOW 3 SOMES IN? PMSL
Quote by Kns2006
i would love to try that club, have heard good things about it, do know if single guys are allowed on saurday??

Hi, don't think single guys are allowed on Saturdays - some Fridays they are though.... check on their web site.
KnS
i would love to try that club, have heard good things about it, do know if single guys are allowed on saurday??
Happy Buffday Buxy babes... have a luffly party on the 27th, will there be jelly and cake?
Quote by MissFoxyBee
Sorry folks, will have to take my name off list, hope you all have a lovely time. bye for now xxxxxx

No, not acceptable, see me in my office....
im gonna put a vote in for mrs b too ... nn is right shes lush and we nearly share a buffday , so there
ooo mrs b's buffday same as mine 19th Feb(?), lush sorry i cant be there... but mwahh, mwahh
chilli, i have just logged on to see that i have at least one mate in this forum, babes i luff ya!! as for u other free-loaders.... (apart from jenn who gets a drink cos she is the organiser and me m8), get yer own... and mines a large glass of merlot whilst yer up there.... xxxxx
Quote by Laff_n_Chilli
LOL LOL QUITE RITE SHEER!!! CAN I JUMP ON THE 'ALDERS IS PAYING FOR THE DRINKS BANDWAGON' ?? LOL LOL
DONT BE SUCH A FUCKING TIGHT ARSE ALDERS. GET YER WAD OUT AND STOP MOANING MAN/ WASSUP WITH YOU

mmmmmmmm me thinks as mark is havin a go at alders he shud buy some drinks to ............who agrees with me ???? cmon mark get ya wad out n get some drinks in hahahahaha
Quote by Xxbicouple
lol :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

YOU ARE RIGHT XBI, SMILING IS GOOD..... EXCEPT, IF LIKE ME, YOU ARE HAVING TO BUY MULTIPLE DRINKS....!! rolleyes
Foxy u sure do tick all the boxes already........!!!
quote="MissFoxyBee"]Aldersbrook:
I will review my drinks obligations nearer the date and will decide the allocation on :
a) general horniness and desirability
b) peeps who have been extra nice to moi
..................................................
I've always been extra nice and horny and desirable lol :lol: ooops wasnt that the question redface surprisedops:
Quote by sheer_gloss
ALDERS WHAT A MAN, A GREAT CONVERSATIONALIST A SUPERB DANCER, A COOL DRESSER, AND OOZES SEX APPEAL , ADONIS. DOES THAT WARRANT A LARGE RUM AND COCK, OOPS SORRY COKE I MEANT. innocent

Now Ive always suspected you were a person of good taste, but now I know you are a most intelligent, perceptive and discerning women. Keep on like this and u can cpme on t pub crawl with Mandy and me
Quote by Mandybigboobs
sir aldersbrook i will buy you a drink kiss kiss lick lick (has one done enough for a drink lol).

Mandy thats enough for a pub crawl hunny!! lol
I think it is very admirable that Sass has been good for so long.... However I have not forgetten all of the times shes 'ninjaged' me in public.... Bestest buddy pwahhh!!
Its clearly a crude atempt to jump on the 'free drinks on Alders bandwagon' that seems to be careering out of control at the moment!!
I will review my drinks obligations nearer the date and will decide the allocation on :
a) general horniness and desirability
b) peeps who have been extra nice to moi
Quote by Sassi
Ahem, i feel it deserves a forum announcement, that Sassi was nice for a whole 24hrs !!!
Ahem, i also feel that it deserves at least a double, my bestest buddy Alders rolleyes
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Quote by sheer_gloss
i could manage a double if youre buying alders drinkies

Ok, Ok, enough already.... now 44d is in on the act too (and shes bringing a friend)!!
I'll never get away from the bar at this rate? I will have to devise a cunning plan methinks to avoid bankruptcy.........
HMM DIET COKE EH? Much chaeaper date than that Foxy who only drinks doubles!!
Quote by Laff_n_Chilli
well if ya offering alders ......mines a diet coke and his is a pint lol
thx chick lol
Only 82 days to go wooohoooo, anyone else excited? lol rolleyes lol :lol:

ONLY 82 DAYS TO GO!!!??? I'll need that long to save up for all the drinks I've gotta buy peeps... Foxy, Ms B, (Sheer of course), Mel will want at least one and Queenie, I owe her a bottle ffs!!!
Quote by MissFoxyBee
Only 82 days to go wooohoooo, anyone else excited? lol rolleyes lol :lol:

ONLY 82 DAYS TO GO!!!??? I'll need that long to save up for all the drinks I've gotta buy peeps... Foxy, Ms B, (Sheer of course), Mel will want at least one and Queenie, I owe her a bottle ffs!!!
So sad to hear about John Martyn, what an artist!!
The 'musicians musician'!!
Great songwriter, great singer. Awesome guitar player, what he could do with an exchoflex is nobodys business!
So glad to see some swingers appreciate good music
(not suprised to see me old m8 bbw lover is one of them.. see you for a drink at oxford social in April!!)
Quote by HarryJones

Make it a double and ill have ya twirlin like a ballerina : lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Like in the classic Abba song (and no I dont mean Dancing Queen).
First person to name the song (I have it on now) and album.
If a lady gets it first they win a snog at oxford, if a bloke a pint!
Regards
Harry Jones
DOH! Foxys won it already......
Quote by MissFoxyBee
Ok im proper excited already!!!! i just need a jaw dropping outfit now!! gotta be somethin slutty hey lol cant wait to see all u lovely peeps there again, had a ball last time, lets hope the next is even better, oh and alders, u better put me on your drinks to buy list, mines a double voddie n coke :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hang on a minute here..... a double ffs?! You can have single and like it and thats only if you get on thatdance floor!!!! rolleyes
Make it a double and ill have ya twirlin like a ballerina : :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ill make it a treble if u dress like a norty ballerina!!! Or a bottle if u get muggs to dress like one!!
Alders seems as though everyone is after drinks, can I just have a shag :twisted:/quote]
Ooooo Ms B I didnt know u cared!!!! (hmmmm no drinks - cheap date... result!! pmsl)
Quote by MissFoxyBee
Ok im proper excited already!!!! i just need a jaw dropping outfit now!! gotta be somethin slutty hey lol cant wait to see all u lovely peeps there again, had a ball last time, lets hope the next is even better, oh and alders, u better put me on your drinks to buy list, mines a double voddie n coke :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hang on a minute here..... a double ffs?! You can have single and like it and thats only if you get on thatdance floor!!!! rolleyes
BLOODY HELL!!! IVE STARTED SOMETHING HERE HAVENT I?? RIGHT LETS TRY AND SORT THIS ONE OUT!!
MS KITTY: I WILL BUY U A SMALL SWEET SHERRY AS PROMISED. U CAN DRINK IT WHILST I CHAT WITH ME M8, BBW LOVER (TELL HIM TO WEAR JACKET AS PER USUAL, HE AND I HAVE GOT TO KEEP STANDARDS UP AT SOCIALS)
NOW DI: WHAT ABT U? I THINK I COULD BE IN TROUBLE HERE.... I DONT THINK I SHOULD GET YOU DRUNK AS I HAVE NOT YET MADE ME WILL OUT!! SO ITS A PINEAPPLE JUICE AND A PECK ON HE CHEEK ONLY, UNLESS I CAN HAVE QUEENIE WITH ME AS PROTECTION!!!! LOL XXXX
Quote by Dirtydiane28
I would like to see him try Misskitty lol and alders you where the one offering out the drinks lol
so for your cheekyness ill have a double blast