Quote by berksbex
I bet RandyAshley is doing a 'baggyboy' over those pics right now :twisted:
Great shoes btw girls :rose:
Oi ! Leave me out of this, I'm still recouperating.
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:x :x :x :x :x Quote by Serendipity
If you really find dirty talk difficult, start with dirty texts and work your way up to it. Once you're used to texting dirty things saying them becomes much easier....I did it that way and I'm now very eloquent in it when I choose to be!
Send me a dirty pm so that I can check it out, just for scientific research you understand. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by bluexxx
Hello there
I have not been dogging yet as my hubby is not keen on the idea, but i would like to be able to go and watch somewhere, so i wondered how safe would it be.
Thanks
To be honest, I've never felt unsafe walking round cruising areas in parks on my own. Admittedly, these are gay cruising areas and people tend to run a mile when I come along
. I've been doing it on and off for a lot of years and the worst that has happened is that I've been told by the police to go home 
:roll: :roll: . When I used to do it a lot, I got more hassle in the street from dickheads and in "normal" parks when walking the dog than from cruisers. However, I suppose you might be in more danger if you are going to places where doggers are hanging out looking for straight sex. Obviously if you're in a car you're a lot safer with the doors locked. Check out the area first, have an escape route planned, and stay aware of who's around you if you can .... All such advice I would give to male doggers too of course.
Nice advice
:D Quote by kerby
Hello there
I have not been dogging yet as my hubby is not keen on the idea, but i would like to be able to go and watch somewhere, so i wondered how safe would it be.
Thanks
To be serious, I think it would not be wise to go on your own, take someone with you or pre-arrange a meet. Then you should be OK
Quote by EagerSlut
Just a thought but if you had it tattooed with a scale like a ruler, then it would be self-measuring and you could see at a glance, so you wouldn't need a tape measure dammie:lol:
Mine has a tattoo, sometimes it sez Ludo but most of the time it sez Llandudno.
OK I know its an old joke and the font size is very small (8 point)
ops: Quote by Debbiewebs
OMG is he still at it?
Debs going to have to go round and sort him out :twisted:
Sorry Deb, but I am still at it.
I am receiving no therapy at all to help me off this now over long thread. I understand that some members have enjoyed it but I am now in serious need of help.
My bodily fluids are at an all time low and I need to rehydrate, but my compulsion to keep looking at the thread is giving me what can only be described as a permanent hard on.
Please somebody Help Me
Quote by northwest-cpl
I have two mates that are hung like horses minimum of a bloody foot each; in the changing rooms its a bit difficult to miss.
Have you actually looked at a 12" ruler?
Those guys must have bruised kneecaps. 
In well over 10 years of naturism, and 5 years of group sex in clubs most weekends we've seen some big cocks, but nothing approaching 12" and an internet search would suggest that that is the very upper limit for genuine recorded cock sizes. To see 2 together must be a real coincidence.
Or did you mean a foot between them?
I've got a foot but I don't use it as a rule :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Phire
You could ask her beforehand what sort of things she wants you to say.
I usually find girls who like dirty talk like to be called a filthy little slut and stuff like that. You can also describe some fantasies that involve you subjecting her to group sex humiliation and such like, tell her you are going to blindfold her and tie her up and go to the pub and bring a couple of friends back to find her all trussed up on the bed.
Basically, feel your way, linguistically, around what she's looking for.
I could come over and show you if you like!!! :twisted:
Pick me up on the way down, you do the talking and I'll do the drinking.
Leaving 34fun to do all the shagging?????
You and I could take a vote on it - I vote NO, If we are doing the hard work then why should he have the pleasure. Mind you, if I'm drunk the pleasure will be all yours.
Quote by Phire
You could ask her beforehand what sort of things she wants you to say.
I usually find girls who like dirty talk like to be called a filthy little slut and stuff like that. You can also describe some fantasies that involve you subjecting her to group sex humiliation and such like, tell her you are going to blindfold her and tie her up and go to the pub and bring a couple of friends back to find her all trussed up on the bed.
Basically, feel your way, linguistically, around what she's looking for.
I could come over and show you if you like!!! :twisted:
Pick me up on the way down, you do the talking and I'll do the drinking.
Quote by 34fun
You may find this a bit strange coming from a 38 y/o but i really dont know what to say !
After a pretty much loveless last 10 years of marriage, i have had 2 years back with all the fish in the sea.
I met a woman last night, who after unsuccesfully trying to get me drunk, took me home for a good seeing too - very nice it was too.
Though she insisted that i talk dirty to her - and i didn't have a bloody clue what to say
Any advice off some experienced elders on here would be much appreciated
as i'm seeing her again on saturday and i thought if i can give her what she wants that would be very nice, as she gave me everything i wanted:violin: :cheers:
:swingingchair: :giveup:
She tried to get you drunk - wots her address :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Quote by sharon_2005
You want a massive one inside you ------ I want to be inside a massive one, you know like throwing a tin can up an entry (northern saying)
I don't have a massive fanny, my husband finds it tight!
it just the feeling of it being stretched i am seeking
I knew it, like trying to find Atlantis
Quote by HarryJones
:welcome: Norfolkbigirl
A very good introduction, and I wish you as much fun and laughter as I have had on here.
Shame you didn't join up a week ago or so, you might have been able to join our social gathering in Norfolk last week (see the link in my signature).
I'm only across in Cambridgeshire just ten minutes from Norfolk border, I'm well hung (not my words, feedback received from members of here
Regards
Harry Jones
PS I'll let you have a few more days on here before I get bold enough on here to pm you.
I agrre with Harry, if you get as many laughs as I have had you will be happy. I have a few of the attributes required.
Quote by Clare and Steve
:evil2:
im betting on 10 mins max
:giggle:
You were right, it took me 7 minutes and I am still at it now !!!
Somebody please make me stop !!!!
nearly passed out then :shock: :shock: :shock:
Can't you change your avatar, I keep getting the urge to wank when I see it
ops: :oops: sorry to be so rude :oops: :oops: :oops: but its what I think :oops: :oops: :oops: I'm suitably embarassed (is that spelt right?) :oops: :oops: Quote by bisto kid
Iam not very photogenicI have met people of the internet who have said blymey you look much better than you do on your pictures! I have also met people of the internet who look nothing like they do on there pictures. The problem is initially when trying to get to meet people on the internet pictures are what your judged by !
Not photogenic !!! is that you on the avatar, you could come and photgene me anytime
No thats not me its a cartoon and i believe being a male i wouldnt be your type
You believe right, and sorry I should have realised from your name - silly me
ops: :oops: Quote by bisto kid
Iam not very photogenic
Not photogenic !!! is that you on the avatar, you could come and photgene me anytime
Quote by Reese
Here's something that you may find useful..................
That's all well and good, but WTF's a "JUMBER CC"?!
Quote by Kink24
just looking at the pervious threads.... no one has seemed to take into account the guy with a curved member.
No worries, I'm used to being ignored. :P Besides, .
Bloody Hell, I've never seen so many veins, its like an A-Z of Wolverhampton :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by awol
He said it was "fuckin fantastic" :lol2:
Well, I don't know maybe I'm odd but... I think there can be bad blowjobs (sorry for the hijack)
I remember a girlfriend who no matter what I said she used to do a hoover impersonation and suck so hard I thought she was going to suck my balls out through my cock!..... A little suction is good but THAT much... urgh it hurts...
Another girlfriend had this thing about holding and squeezing my balls as if she were going to crack walnuts... bloody hell... that's painful. gently does it for me...
Oh yes and one last funny experience.. I was once having the best blow job ever deep, good gentle suction, tongue playing and just when I was about to cum suddenly she sneezed so hard I ended up with lots of snot all over my groin! I didn't cum but it was funny
(it was summer and she had hayfever!) :shock:
Excellent, this thread is getting funnier and better
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: They are having a bit of a larf , these are the real ratings as published in the well renowned and respected, Northern Times 
:) :) :) :)
Regional courtesy ratings:
1. Birmingham 99%
2. Newcastle 77%
3. Liverpool 70%
4. Exeter 63%
5. Cardiff 61%
6. Southampton 53%
7. Edinburgh 48%
8. London 4%
So stckl that in your southern pipe and smoke it.
:) :) :) :) Regional courtesy ratings:
1. Birmingham 99%
2. Newcastle 77%
3. Liverpool 70%
4. Exeter 63%
5. Cardiff 61%
6. Southampton 53%
7. Edinburgh 48%
8. London 4%
So stckl that in your southern pipe and smoke it.
Quote by markz
Why you would want to go south of watford is a mystery to me.
You will have to learn new speech,like: sarf, norf
and things like:
aplles and pears
norf and sarf
gregory peck
j arfur rank ( you just knew that was coming).
they think they won WW1 & II
Their footy teams contain no englishmen
Their beer is crap.
Some of their women are not what they appear to be (sorry, no offence meant)
The best things about the south are :
The M1 and the M6 out of the dog hole.
A survey was done on the TV and southerners were found to be the most unfriendly people in Britain.
Eastenders - how crap is that.
The Kray twins - wimps
I had better stop there - i am begining to rant
Apart from all of those they are OK
oight your lot are the worst
:shock:
I can't get into it, - but it is obviously a work of fiction perpetrated by the southern gutter press
:lol: :lol: :lol: Quote by Angel Chat
Ah but have I starred in one of your wanks yet? :lol2:
You have in mine Angel :rascal:
I have to say that you hadn't starred up to now, but that will probably change later, in fact I know it will.
Whats it like to be a star (in my imagination anyway) ?
Quote by Baggy Boy
I don't have a good wank left in me at the moment.
Oi!! I take back my offer now, I don't want to star in a crap wank!
Pics now deleted until you have the energy for a good one ;)Too late, I've already printed the piccies, anyway the more you talk about It, i have a feeling the better the wank will be.
You will have to take it as it comes.
Story of my life
:roll: "like it or lump it" Humph.... I'm off to find someone who can have a good wank about me. Dawnieeeee!! :rascal: I think you and I might be able to come to some kind of arrangement ;) :rascal:
There is no such thing as a bad wank - ask any man as he is about to shoot at the ceiling
Why you would want to go south of watford is a mystery to me.
You will have to learn new speech,like: sarf, norf
and things like:
aplles and pears
norf and sarf
gregory peck
j arfur rank ( you just knew that was coming).
they think they won WW1 & II
Their footy teams contain no englishmen
Their beer is crap.
Some of their women are not what they appear to be (sorry, no offence meant)
The best things about the south are :
The M1 and the M6 out of the dog hole.
A survey was done on the TV and southerners were found to be the most unfriendly people in Britain.
Eastenders - how crap is that.
The Kray twins - wimps
I had better stop there - i am begining to rant
Apart from all of those they are OK
You will have to learn new speech,like: sarf, norf
and things like:
aplles and pears
norf and sarf
gregory peck
j arfur rank ( you just knew that was coming).
they think they won WW1 & II
Their footy teams contain no englishmen
Their beer is crap.
Some of their women are not what they appear to be (sorry, no offence meant)
The best things about the south are :
The M1 and the M6 out of the dog hole.
A survey was done on the TV and southerners were found to be the most unfriendly people in Britain.
Eastenders - how crap is that.
The Kray twins - wimps
I had better stop there - i am begining to rant
Apart from all of those they are OK
