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BarefootAnjel
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 48
0 miles · Northampton

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Hey Foxxyy,
Can you put my name down,please?
I could do with a night out and I missed out last year.
Thanks smile
Quote by berksbex
Wish i had a group.......it would be strictly male wink
except me :twisted:
lol

And you'd probably have a damn sight more members than I have on mine....
Thanks for expressing an interest in my little group,hon but it's a strictly female only sad
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Go to bed like a good girl xxx
phredd

Well,as it's on medical advisement,I suppose I had better comply... confused
Quote by midlandsman1970
Think it maybe time you cleared your internet cache deleted all the pervy piccies you've collected and defragged your hard drive......... no save time buy a new PC
lol

Sounds like a good idea.....especially if I can claim on my contents insurance for kicking the crap out of the thing in frustration.
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Just a thought >>
Did the bored fella's nic start with 'lucky' ???
phredd

Lucyfingers...that's the guy.
Are you from the Midlands too,Phredd?
Maybe it's catching
Quote by markz
er your from suffolk biggrin

Aha...clever clogs.....
I just live here.....I'm a Midlands gal
Hmm....actually,that's probably even worse!
Yes,SexySteph......
My PC seems to be having problems loading.....and will wait ten minutes before fully loading a page.....the amount of crappy remortgage and banking sites I've inadvertently visited today literally beggars belief....
Do you know?....I'm not even blonde or George Bush....
I have no excuse for this kind of manic stupidity.
Maybe it's time for bed.
LOL....well you all seem to know what I was on about.....or are you just being the usual adorable sweeties that you are and humouring me?
FFS.....
What happened there?
This was supposed to be a reply to the bored fella....
I swear this PC is going to feel my wrath at any moment.
Sitting and staring at your monitor whilst feeling sorry for yourself seems to be working perfectly for you so far,dear.
wink
This is intended to lighten your mood,by the way,it is by no means intended to be a textual assault on your character
Quote by dargento
i can breathe through my ears biggrin

Marry Me!! wink
As a tiny tot,I winded John Craven by running headlong into his stomach (not on purpose,I might add!).
Keith Chegwin got bitten by my auntie's Alsation because he tried to pat me on the head.
I worked as a painter & decorator in my youth.
I'm badly so.
Aww....what a gallant couple of lads you are!
Must make a mental note not to just read those posts that look as if they promise nudity within...*ahem*
Thanking you! XxXxX
Ok....here's where I completely embarrass myself and have to admit that I really don't know how to attach an image in this here reply box.... redface
I've tried copy& paste and drag & drop but .....zilch!
I have just the pic for this challenge too :cry:
Anyone care to help a girl out?
Quote by Vix
I will not give money, nor 'celebrate' the public execution, of a fairly minor player in the attempted distruction of a corrupt Government.
Killing a Catholic, mainly because of his religion, is not a celebratory event, IMHO.

This is an interesting point of view,Vix.
Shamefully,I grew up with the belief that we celebrated Guy Fawkes because he attempted to blow up parliament,not because he was thwarted...I was in my mid-teens when I found out the real reason for the tradition and was suitably horrified...but then decided that my ignorant childhood belief was a far more valid reason to celebrate!...LOL
I don't allow my children to beg for money or sweets,letting your offspring intimidate the neighbourhood into handing goodies over,however innocent and lacking in guile they may be,sends out a powerful psychological message that I'd rather they didn't heed.....they're mullish enough within the homestead as it is!
I don't give money to the kids without guys either,especially if they knock at the door.....I am a sucker for the tots at Halloween though and always make an effort to dress up and decorate the house,as much for my two as the the callers though.
So...the general consensus seems to be,FG....that you should carry on regardless and definitely guilt-free....you big sap! wink
Quote by bailiffs
3some gets my vote!!!!!!!!!!!! wink

That's never a bloke's arse!!! surprised
I'll not doubt that men really do have a feminine side ever again if it bloody is!
Quote by jezzay
Oh and another thing, Harry. How come you got loads more interest in this than I did with the Book Club!!!!!
Ah - :idea: - books... beer.... now let me think.......
Jezzay

Hmm.....not to mention BBW's allegedly legend BJ's!!.....Did you offer those with every chapter read?....LOL
I'm really gutted.... :cry:
Looks like i'm going to have to leave meeting all you lovely folks til the next semi spontaneous EA mini-munch....Sadly,we are descending upon the festival on the 28th or 29th (leave a little ale for us,won't you!?)
That's what I get for not reading a thread thoroughly....let this be a lesson to us all sad
My word....I can't believe how this thread has grown but then "from acorns do mighty oaks grow" as the saying goes....
Funny thing is,my fella and I are going to the beer festival in question......Are you all going to wear a big,home-made SH badge so that I can identify you all and know who to avoid? wink
LMFAO@ReLais....
Been there,done that....Never felt more pathetic and sad in my entire life!....
Still,they say a vivid imagination is all you need to get by.....I saw plenty of action that night,even if it was all a figment of my imagination!
Hmm...
Speaking as a bi fem,hon and not meaning any offence here....but you really might like to consider rewording this post.
Perhaps,just a suggestion,she might like to post herself?
Good luck in finding what you're looking for.
Kind regards.
X.
I feel like I'm missing out on something here! :cry:
When my mate & I go out,I just wear a wrap over dress.....I'm lazy like that!.....Two quick tugs and it's open.....LOL
I shouldn't be too upset though,I guess,the only thing it's been useful for so far is scaring away the twatty teenys and making them be that end,it does a great job!
Quote by goodtimez
One mans meat is another mans poison!!
In short if youre having fun and everyone involved is consenting and not hurting anyone then wheres the problem?
Mr & Mrs goodtimez

I have absolutely nothing against a "quicky"....and certainly not in the setting that you describe here.....I've had a few one night stands myself and thoroughly enjoyable they were too!....However,with every encounter I ever had,there was a level of interest in who I was,my age,name,sexual health history,etc..(I was kidding just there,BTW!).....
Maybe I got the wrong end of lordnlady's original post but I took to understand that what they were saying was....what's wrong with a little friendliness and showing that your criteria for wanting to meet someone runs higher than whether or not they are shaved or prepared to swallow?....
If someone displays a complete lack of regard to you as a person,it doesn't matter how horny you're feeling or how attractive this person may be,it's an instant turn-off.
I have an awful lot of respect for those with enough self-esteem to not need this kind if acknowledgement(probably,in truth a fair bit of envy too!...LOL) but it's a shame when your personal feelings aren't point would be that you wouldn't know that someone was happy to engage in this sort of encounter until you had at least said a quick "Hello",would you?
I'm sorry for ranting again....Seems to be an affliction,I don't post often but make up for that by essaying every time I do!...LOL
As one of those "elusive,single, bi fems" (how I love the air of mystery that description seems to give me!...LOL),I have to agree with lordnlady.
I'm often shocked by the crude nature of some messages I get from people(couples,fems and men alike!) .....whatever happened to diplomacy and tact?
I wouldn't dream of introducing myself to anyone with some of the one-liners I've had.
I think the anonymous nature of the net makes it easier....your average bloke in the pub is probably thinking exactly the same thing but knows he'd more than likely get a swift kick in the gonads were he to chat someone up with that kind of line!
I understand that some may be fed up with time-wasters or may just feel in a hurry to meet a like-minded person but surely a quick "Hello,how are you?"....isn't too much of an issue before coming out with what you are looking for?
Friendship is very important to me because with it comes an understanding that the person you're talking to is more prepared to make an effort,be more considerate of your feelings and is a little more laid back thus less pushy.
More mateyness is required all round,I say.....that's why i like visiting these boards,thanks to a few bad experiences when I first got online,I had a very poor outlook on this "lifestyle choice" but sites like this(and there's very few in existence!) have really opened my eyes and helped me to feel more at ease within the scene.
God,that turned into a bit of a rant....
..sorry for usurping your post just a little there,lordnlady....Oops! redface
You lot are a sarky bunch of buggers!
Thanks for brightening up a boring monday afternoon... lol
Personally,I love a fireman....baldness,beerguts and halitosis are irrelevant!
Most that I have spoken to (I managed to control the drooling!) are very realistic about they're appeal and understand that it's simply the uniform and nature of their guy said that once they come off shift,it's back into civvy clothes and no-one bats an eyelid in their direction...LOL...I actually felt quite sorry for him and ashamed of myself because what he said was very true.
Saying that though,from one conversation it was intimated that you lot sometimes get a groupie or two and that it has been known,on quieter shifts,for your local friendly firemen to offer a "tour" of the station facilities to these ladies.....*ahem*.....the fireman I spoke to didn't go into details but needless to say,my friend and I were shocked and just a little breathless with what he implied sometimes happened.
Anyway,in answer....i've never been left with the impression that firemen are arrogant.I think you're all lovely and very sexy,whilst you're at work anyway.
A bi girlfriend and I would be more than happy to be among those hallowed & feinted "female doggers"....that is,if we had ever witnessed anything at our local sites other than twatty teenagers and single men who just sit on their tod and don't give any signal that there's anyone there until you see them spark up a cigarette.
Ho Hum.....Still,we sit nattering in the darkness with a cheesecake or two,having a giggle and at least it gives us something other than "him indoors" and the mountainous laundry pile to complain about!
Hallo there surprised)
This my first post,I'm a newbie.
I know I should probably be busy typing an intro or something but this thread piqued me....there's some great choices here!
Although my partner and I will never marry,we both decided that if we would have done our song would have been Metallica's "Nothing Else Matters"
So, even an old Grunger can be soppy at times lol