Hi, I'd love to come to this little soiree', trouble is when I get nekkid all the girls get jealous of my natural mink coat.
Ever seen a yeti serve party nibbles ?
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Dearly Beloved,
As I have just been ordained in the holy church of the sepulchre of the Heavenly Swing as Minister and leader of the order to henceforth go out and practice missionary work and spread the word of the Heavenly Swing I am forthwith able to minister to the flock of sinners that seek salvation through the rite of the Swing that leads to heavenly bliss.
Through this miracle I shall deliver absolution through confession and dispense penitence. My ears are open and eyes uplifted in the church of Saint Sappho of the cumliness to hear your cries. Cum unto me and confess through the prayer of PM or Forum to be witness in front of your peers.
Missionary work is a gift from the Lady of the Velvet tipping tongue and I am to share this gift. As a new order the door is open to accept new disciples.
:worship: 
:worship: Please apply here to become members of this order, which position you will like to fill to worship whether nun, brother, saint, or server of the warm single knave temple of joy.
Place this in your mouth it is my body, drink this it is the fluid of life.
Amen
As I have just been ordained in the holy church of the sepulchre of the Heavenly Swing as Minister and leader of the order to henceforth go out and practice missionary work and spread the word of the Heavenly Swing I am forthwith able to minister to the flock of sinners that seek salvation through the rite of the Swing that leads to heavenly bliss.
Through this miracle I shall deliver absolution through confession and dispense penitence. My ears are open and eyes uplifted in the church of Saint Sappho of the cumliness to hear your cries. Cum unto me and confess through the prayer of PM or Forum to be witness in front of your peers.
Missionary work is a gift from the Lady of the Velvet tipping tongue and I am to share this gift. As a new order the door is open to accept new disciples.
:worship: :worship: Please apply here to become members of this order, which position you will like to fill to worship whether nun, brother, saint, or server of the warm single knave temple of joy.Place this in your mouth it is my body, drink this it is the fluid of life.
Amen
People that sit next to you watching telly and say Why's he doing that?
Look you're watching the same programme as me!!
Kids that wear shell suit trousers and baseball caps.
Burberry baseball caps.
Hoop earings on men, What are you a bloody pirate?
Hello and OK magazine.
BMW X5's and Merc 4x4's. What on earth is the point, especially if you live in Peckham. What are you gonna do, go to your country estate at the week-end.
Look you're watching the same programme as me!!
Kids that wear shell suit trousers and baseball caps.
Burberry baseball caps.
Hoop earings on men, What are you a bloody pirate?
Hello and OK magazine.
BMW X5's and Merc 4x4's. What on earth is the point, especially if you live in Peckham. What are you gonna do, go to your country estate at the week-end.
OK,well how abot Zoe Wannamaker? (is that how you spell her name?)
Jenny Agutter scores lots of points too, but that's after watching Walkabout.
Jamie Lee Curtis in Perfect and the strip in True Lies.
The mum in 2.4 children and any of the cast in Lingerie especially those red frilled pants in Moulin Rouge.
Jenny Agutter scores lots of points too, but that's after watching Walkabout.
Jamie Lee Curtis in Perfect and the strip in True Lies.
The mum in 2.4 children and any of the cast in Lingerie especially those red frilled pants in Moulin Rouge.
Bl**dy hell, only been posted for 2 hrs and 25 replies already.
Penelope Keith's on the list for me as well. Would just love to have her in jodphurs and riding gear, bent over and spanking her bottom, ooh.
Actually Darcy Bussel(?) ballerina after she'd just come off stage in toutou. just the once and i'd die a happy man.
Penelope Keith's on the list for me as well. Would just love to have her in jodphurs and riding gear, bent over and spanking her bottom, ooh.
Actually Darcy Bussel(?) ballerina after she'd just come off stage in toutou. just the once and i'd die a happy man.
OK, so here's a topic for discussion. Sometimes we find people attractive that others may seem a little odd, or are not appealing in 'the normal' run of things. But, to some people this personality is very appealing and elicits fantasies. I suppose it's a bit like having a fetish. Some people like gasmask and rubber suits, but after having tried them a few years ago working against the evil empire and removing sand from some raw spots they don't appeal to me.
So, here's my confession to kick start the conversation. Bonnie Langford, yes, Bonnie Langford. I think it's got something to do with the leotards, dancing and the masses of red hair. Also she seems such a goody two shoes, it makes you want to be real diiirty with her.
Anybody else have a fantasy figure that winds their watch?
Go on be daring, sorry but I'm also claiming Liz from Blue Peter.
So, here's my confession to kick start the conversation. Bonnie Langford, yes, Bonnie Langford. I think it's got something to do with the leotards, dancing and the masses of red hair. Also she seems such a goody two shoes, it makes you want to be real diiirty with her.
Anybody else have a fantasy figure that winds their watch?
Go on be daring, sorry but I'm also claiming Liz from Blue Peter.
Hi Swingheaveners.
Such a pity that I missed the NW munch. Sounds like it was a great time, I'll be there for the london one in Feb tho.
Just a question for discussion am I exhibiting latent fantasies if I like school uniforms?
I love the fantasy of a woman dresing as a naughty schoolgirl, pleated skirt, white blouse, tie and navy blue knickers.
I find the play acting fun and the feel of a womans pleated skirt brushing my thighs as I enter her a real turn on.
Underage girls don't register on my radar, but I do like mature women to play the schoolie game though. It's just fun.
I also like women in Leotards, gym or ballet. Does anybody else have a similar liking?
Such a pity that I missed the NW munch. Sounds like it was a great time, I'll be there for the london one in Feb tho.
Just a question for discussion am I exhibiting latent fantasies if I like school uniforms?
I love the fantasy of a woman dresing as a naughty schoolgirl, pleated skirt, white blouse, tie and navy blue knickers.
I find the play acting fun and the feel of a womans pleated skirt brushing my thighs as I enter her a real turn on.
Underage girls don't register on my radar, but I do like mature women to play the schoolie game though. It's just fun.
I also like women in Leotards, gym or ballet. Does anybody else have a similar liking?
I love womens genitalia, in fact it's my favourite part of the human body. But, why do people just put pics of their vaginas or dicks on there ads?
I mean, we all know what they look like and I'm sure there isn't any one who will say ooh look she's got a fanny I'd better reply to the ad. We already know they've got one of those if they're female and to guys all fannys look lovely.
I'm sure people would rather see a figure picture or lingerie to show imagination in dressing up.
Sometimes the ads look like a gynaecology text book, yes yes yes I love the ads and one day lord somebody will answer me, but surely other pics look better. (*OK so I'm finicky being a photographer and all that).
Well that's a personal opinion for discussion. Any replies
I mean, we all know what they look like and I'm sure there isn't any one who will say ooh look she's got a fanny I'd better reply to the ad. We already know they've got one of those if they're female and to guys all fannys look lovely.
I'm sure people would rather see a figure picture or lingerie to show imagination in dressing up.
Sometimes the ads look like a gynaecology text book, yes yes yes I love the ads and one day lord somebody will answer me, but surely other pics look better. (*OK so I'm finicky being a photographer and all that).
Well that's a personal opinion for discussion. Any replies
I'm sorry I had to nip off early too, had a party at the Rugby club to attend.
Wish I'd stayed where the good company was at the munch.
That was some suit.
Think I'll try and organise a party in the new year sometime, can't promise but I think I have a cunning plan.
Couldn't take my eyes off Bernies stocking tops, so that was a pre Xmas treat.
Hope to see you all soon.
Wish I'd stayed where the good company was at the munch.
That was some suit.
Think I'll try and organise a party in the new year sometime, can't promise but I think I have a cunning plan.
Couldn't take my eyes off Bernies stocking tops, so that was a pre Xmas treat.
Hope to see you all soon.
Hi There!
Thanks for reading my posting. Are there any couples/single women looking for a bit of fun on Xmas eve?
I am looking for anybody interested in fun on xmas eve. I intend going to the Caprice club in Cliftonville if you want to meet up. No strings attached. You could just say hi. I'm hoping things go further.
Thanks for reading my posting. Are there any couples/single women looking for a bit of fun on Xmas eve?
I am looking for anybody interested in fun on xmas eve. I intend going to the Caprice club in Cliftonville if you want to meet up. No strings attached. You could just say hi. I'm hoping things go further.
Wow! All these replies.
I called myself Beleraphon after one of the ships in Nelson's fleet.
That was only because I forgot the name of the Temeraire, which was in one of Turners paintings. Sad I know, but the name Pleaseletmeshagu was to long to type.
OK, another one on my Xmas list: That girl in burgundy shorts in my gym class. What a pity leotards are out of vogue.
I called myself Beleraphon after one of the ships in Nelson's fleet.
That was only because I forgot the name of the Temeraire, which was in one of Turners paintings. Sad I know, but the name Pleaseletmeshagu was to long to type.
OK, another one on my Xmas list: That girl in burgundy shorts in my gym class. What a pity leotards are out of vogue.
Hi all,
Well the manic time of year is upon us again, time to party and hope to get a good time at the office do.
A question. What is everybodies new Christmas wish?
Personally I'd like it to be for my girlfriend to come home late from a night out to say that she'd just been having sex with another woman. (Please Santa, I've been a good boy). Failing that a positive reply from a woman or couple over 35 would get me leaving extra brandy and mince pies out on Dec 25.
How about anyone else?
Well the manic time of year is upon us again, time to party and hope to get a good time at the office do.
A question. What is everybodies new Christmas wish?
Personally I'd like it to be for my girlfriend to come home late from a night out to say that she'd just been having sex with another woman. (Please Santa, I've been a good boy). Failing that a positive reply from a woman or couple over 35 would get me leaving extra brandy and mince pies out on Dec 25.
How about anyone else?
Hi all you swingers,
Just a query. Can't help noticing that most of the adverts are based in the midlands and further north. Looks like the colder weather makes for hornier people. Will I have to move before I'm closer to like minded people?
Looks like they have all the fun.
By the way if you're interested see ad 24797, I could just make your day.
Have a happy hols everyone.
Just a query. Can't help noticing that most of the adverts are based in the midlands and further north. Looks like the colder weather makes for hornier people. Will I have to move before I'm closer to like minded people?
Looks like they have all the fun.
By the way if you're interested see ad 24797, I could just make your day.
Have a happy hols everyone.
Hi Ladies,
I was wondering if there were any ladies out there that want to have fun whilst out Christmas shopping in the daytime in London, or Bluewater Dartford.
Perhaps we could meet up and you could flash me your panties, it'll make shopping more exciting.
I'm a professional guy, 36, strong, believe I'm sexy if you like the macho sort.
Can even meet up for more if you like.
Have fun xxx
I was wondering if there were any ladies out there that want to have fun whilst out Christmas shopping in the daytime in London, or Bluewater Dartford.
Perhaps we could meet up and you could flash me your panties, it'll make shopping more exciting.
I'm a professional guy, 36, strong, believe I'm sexy if you like the macho sort.
Can even meet up for more if you like.
Have fun xxx
