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Benson11
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
Straight Female, 62
UK

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Quote by cockslut
You may ask Mrs Benson to vouch for me ... biggrin
mrs b we dont know her or do we dave lol xxx
ps its looking good 4 us too dave lol

Hey Dave,
Do i get any commission outta vouching?
Cause if i dont , then i wont!
You lot making me sound like a right old tart, vouching here, vouching there ! rofl
We definately coming,i think? lol
Mrs Benson xxxx
:thrilled: HAPPY BIRTHDAY :thrilled: Mr Cocks,
Hope you have a good day, and a great night!
Hope you managed to save some birthday cake for today?lol
Mr and Mrs Benson xxxx
smackbottom
Quote by GnV
Think you might find a new improved "old" system is back on line for the holiday period with 4 servers...

and is that better? i keep fading into grey area rofl
Quote by Missy
If she's given consent for anything, then how about blindfold her and take her dogging :twisted:
Free rein of her imagination is what you're giving her then, she has no idea of how many people there are or even what sex they are cool

Boo Hoo I So Wanna Be 40 Again! Ffs i so missed out ! lol
You know, if the world was full of perfect people ..wouldnt it be boring?
Full of people with the same education, same up bringing, same tastes , same principles etc etc...
What one has to recognise is that we each are individuals , with the rights to say what we want , how we want, when we want.. Who gives anyone the right to say that someone is spelling wrong and that it makes a difference in the forum?
Theres no fun out of humiliating people wether it be directly or indirectly in these forums,its a shame that we members have got feelings and get hurt from words on a screen..It does seem tense in the forums some times,wether it is intended or not.
Thats life... just get on with it,theres more to worry about than a few misspelt words.... surely?
This wasnt aimed at anyone in particular either...just the site as a whole, after all without all types of members paying or none paying members there would be no site, so where could you post your views then?.....
Quote by Dave__Notts
I sometimes get mistaken as being older or younger than I am............but only a few years out.
But today has taken the biscuit. I have just been offered a stanna stair lift :shock:
So has anybody mistaken your age for younger/older?
Dave_Notts

Dave,
If I were you hun, I'd count my blessings love, and grab the discounted stanna lift while you can work to pay it off lol xxx
They do come in handy you know rofl!Even if it is just to catch Alex up,.....running up the stairs !!
Quote by hankypanky
guys can you put me on the list please, hope to make some new friends.

PMSL @you Hanky, "new friends?" didnt realise you had any OLD ones! lol
love ya's really Mrs B xxxxxxxx
Dear Mr Bank manager,
I fear you need a new PA hun! Whats all this about double booking and wrong dates???
i think the PA needs sacking love, and give me the job,cos now ive shown i can be a resourceful PA, it goes something like this..........firstly the socialising we were doing on the 5th, is now transfered to the 29th, and the eating we were doing on the 29th has been transfered to the 5th! simple really?........But due the the events dates changing, does it matter if we turn up for the meal all shagged out from the week before? pmsl(well fingers crossed that is!) lol

Let me know please if i qualify for the job hmmmmm?Always fancied taking your ............. down ! (notes of course! silly)
Mrs Benson xxx
P.S Did i mention we can come still? PMSL
Sad night in babysitting!! What a waste of my stocking tops! pmsl
oh i think not! im sure mr davids and the rest of swinging heaven had fun lol
you missed a great night too at derby xxxxxx
see you both next time, and perhaps, you would kindly bring along your stockings then eh? lol
:thrilled: hip hip horray, :thrilled: ...........................
:karaoke: its here. :karaoke: ......................
:beer: see you all tonight :beer: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Dave__Notts
forgot to ask.......
can anyone vouch for us please? pmsl..........
Mrs benson xxxxxxxxx

I have asked around and couldn't find anyone who could vouch for you............but thought, what the hell........I'll put your name down lol
Dave_Notts
Dave??
Please change your job hun , and be my local Yorkshire Bank manager pmsl......
Its so hard to find great,sub,easy,nice,gullible,horny ,sexy men lol that i can wrap around my fingers..lol
Love you both....
Mrs Benson and Mr xxx
taglitelli, spaghetti, lasagne, and all that!
If I was your bank manager I would give you all the money you wanted biggrin
Dave_Notts
Hmmmmmmm Dave,
you had me thinking all night, how on earth would i spend all my money???
£45000 new car, £25000 house extention,£1000000 pay loans off lol, £3000 holiday to florida....and all the rest id spoil you Mr Bestest, Bank Manager xxxx
So when you depositing it all in my account hun? lol
Mrs Benson xxxxx
Let the spoiling begin!
Forgot to say....................................
Only :happy: one more sleep! :happy:
See you all tommorow! :thrilled:
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by davidsanction
Hi Guys
We're not going to be able to make it after all - so sorry
xxx

Aw shame,
Wonder who elses stocking tops we can look at now you not coming Mrs Davids?Im sure some lady will offer in your absence.....lol
But seriously, have a great time where ever you off!cos we all will! lol
Mr & Mrs Benson
we had it here too, bloody surreal!!!!!
right scarey.......................
Morning all xxxx
Hey just realised its only 4 more sleeps, then the party begins again...lol
Cant wait!(bring it on!)
Mrs and Mr Benson
Quote by Dave__Notts
forgot to ask.......
can anyone vouch for us please? pmsl..........
Mrs benson xxxxxxxxx

I have asked around and couldn't find anyone who could vouch for you............but thought, what the hell........I'll put your name down lol
Dave_Notts
Dave??
Please change your job hun , and be my local Yorkshire Bank manager pmsl......
Its so hard to find great,sub,easy,nice,gullible,horny ,sexy men lol that i can wrap around my fingers..lol
Love you both....
Mrs Benson and Mr xxx
taglitelli, spaghetti, lasagne, and all that!
forgot to ask.......
can anyone vouch for us please? pmsl..........
Mrs benson xxxxxxxxx
Oh, and is there any chance of Mexican if we don't like Italian?
well personally i dont have a problem with fish and chips in a bag! lol too much spice gives one indigestion problems rofl
go on then put our names down please xxxx we'd love to come and serenade you all over supper.....
"just one cornetto, give it too meeeeeeee!"......................
Quote by Dave__Notts
Any room for two shy newbies please biggrin
Dave_Notts

cough,! splutter!, choke!, flipping heck dave! i nearly lost my teeth then in my coffe cup, two shy newbies my bottom lol
mrs benson xxx
PMSL too, i got visions in my head of two swingers shagging on scene of casulty , out in the autumn episodes lol
well done though for getting what you wanted , it certainly drew my eyes to the thread! rofl
Mrs Benson
Quote by Kandleman
I'll try and make sure the Bensons behave!.

Whats the normal behaviour then for socials? If there is NORMAL lol
Are you saying we dont behave normally? pmsl
Mr & Mrs Benson
Quote by Kandleman
Id like to cum too! I'll try and make sure the Bensons behave! Did say try mind you.

Oi ,Oi! What's all this about then Mr Kandleman? Since when did we need a chaperone then?
We personally think we both old enough, big enough and certainly ugly enough to look after ourselves! rofl
But thanks for the offer ......lol
Mr and Mrs Benson xxxxx
Hi Cocksluts,
Please may we come? We promise to behave! like always!lol
Mr and Mrs Benson
hi slutty,
please, please, and pretty please if we behave may we be placed on your yorks do reserve list? never been so far north for one yet ! rofl
do we need altitude tablets? lol
mrs benson and mr benson xxxx
Hi All,
Sorry for not replying earlier, but had a really hectic weekend and been busy all of it...
But here goes, We both wanna say a big thankyou to Sarah and all those involved in organising and running the great night we just had in was a brilliant night, great venue, great beer and even greater people...All the ingredients for a good time!
We'd also like to thank all the members of Sh too,if you didnt keep turning out, even though the weather was abismal, there wouldnt be such good times to be had!
It was nice to chat to all those we did, the ones we know well,and the ones we chat to in the forums and in chat that travelled far, big up to you too,it was a great chance to say hi to you all and even touch a few of you too!lol
Keep up the hard work Sarah, and to the rest We'd like to say a big thank you too for making a great Saturday night party
hip hip horray, its today!
dont be shy,
come say hi lol................................... see you all tonight xxxxxx mr and mrs benson
Quote by cockslut
bump!Gosh Mrs B you get every where lol

i didnt realise you were watching me so closely cocks?
good job i dont do anything wrong then eh ?
lol
Quote by Sarah
hi sarah, wheres the list of folks gone ? cant see who is coming now..mawhhh....
and only 3 more sleeps to go! cant wait!
mrs benson

The list has gone for rest and recuperation and name tag making….
lol
awwwwwwwwww lol i like perving lol