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25 Dec 2004

:bounce: He he he :grin: we got snow too !! :giggle: :bounce:
:happy: MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL :happy:
What are we doing on here at this time, on this day ? ? ? ? dunno

Uh oh !! I think it's gettiing to me loon

Cheers :cheers: Have a great day everybody :thumbup:
Dan wink

P.S. I live in Sheffield

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19 Dec 2004

Hi Catlin wave

Welcome :welcome: along to the mad loon

but often educational :jagsatwork: world of the Forum.
I hope you have as much fun in here as I have !! :rascal:
See you around, cheers :cheers:
Dan x x x wink

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18 Dec 2004

I have been here a while and seen quite a few things !!
( from a distance ) If you know what I mean !! rolleyes

I do not tend to start many threads, in fact I think I may have only started a couple, ever.
However, I used to enjoy contributing. :grin:
At the moment, I stress that this is my opinion only, there seems to be nothing to contribute to !! blink

So I suppose I agree, well maybe, sort of, I think, mmmm not sure ?? :doh:
This quote may say it better for me :-
There is a certain relief in change, even though it be from bad to worse!
As I have often found in travelling in a stagecoach, that it is often a comfort to shift one's position, and be bruised in a new place.
~Washington Irving
Dan wink

P.S. I hope this thread does not turn into an '' Ooooh I remember when etc. etc. '' innocent

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12 Dec 2004

'' NOTHING SUCKS LIKE AN ELECTROLUX ''
Well that was the advertising slogan dunno

However, I knew a girl in Rotherham who could dissprove that !! :eeek:
Oh the memories :lickface:
Dan wink

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5 Dec 2004

xxdevil69 wrote :

A = purple and bouncy

Q = What two things happen to Tigger when he has tied his winter scarf too tight ? ?
A = The monkey will always press the red one.
Dan wink

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5 Dec 2004

Hiya Taz121
Welcome along to the mad loon

but often educational :jagsatwork: world of the Forum.
I hope that you both have as much fun in here as I have !! :grin:
Cheers :cheers: seeya around
Dan wink

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2 Dec 2004

Quote by Libra-Love
:twisted: But the revolving door only lets you in

I think that you will find a revoving door is always open and lets you pass in or out :doh:
:twisted: And I aint going so :rude:
Please do not get me wrong confused

I don't want ANYBODY to go !! :roll:
That's the point, anyone can come and go as they want to !!

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2 Dec 2004

Hiya celticq
I can imagine being stuck almost anywhere with a great dane for more than 30 minutes is '' quite 'orrible '' dunno

Perish the thought !! :scared:

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2 Dec 2004

Quote by Libra-Love
:twisted: But the revolving door only lets you in

I think that you will find a revoving door is always open and lets you pass in or out :doh:

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2 Dec 2004

That this site is a revolving door !!
You can use it how and when you please !!
Come in and look around, go away for a while etc. etc !!
I very rarely start any threads at all, but I read one thread in particular today and it made me think. blink

I know that this is probably going to cause a stir ( well with some people anyway !! ) but I think that the phrase above is not only very apt today, but some people should read it and sit and think for a while !!
I do not wish to cause any trouble or rock the boat but ...............
Well it needs saying !!!!! dunno

Sorry if I have offended anybody ( if I have then maybe YOU should read this post and sit and think for a while !! :small-print: )
Regards Dan wink

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2 Dec 2004

:thumbup: Nice one Sarge :thumbup:
Nothing else to say that hasn't already been said !! :small-print:
Dan innocent

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27 Nov 2004

Can I have an invite please ?? blink

Dan x x

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27 Nov 2004

Quote by fruity1976
I tried waxing myself but its too hard!! Anybody wanna wax me :P

:bounce: MEEEEEEE !! :bounce:
Me,me, me, me, me, me, me, me
:bounce:
I can help if you like !! dunno

Dan x x x x wink

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27 Nov 2004

I prefer ladies to be shaven or trimmed !!
Far easier for oral purposes ( No unwanted hairs getting in the way !!) :lickface:
I myself trim weekly and complete shave every two weeks. :rascal:
A word of warning !!
Be careful of both shaving at the same time !! dunno

After a couple of days I have found that you get the velcro effect, can be very irritating :uhoh: and painful :eeek:
Dan x x x wink

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27 Nov 2004

Quote by Sarah1448
She's clearly missing all of us.

She may be missing us but .........
I don't think she's missing out any bars !!!! drinkies

Dan

P.S. Thanks for the translation davej :thumbup:

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21 Nov 2004

Hi Caress
Welcome along to the mad loon

but often educational :jagsatwork: world of the Forum
I hope you have as much fun in here as I have :grin:
Regards Dan x x x wink

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20 Nov 2004

Here's an entertaining one
shoe
Ok, maybe it's just me then !! dunno

Dan

OOOh ohhh try
lick rolleyes

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20 Nov 2004

Quote by MQ
Joel Veitch is a very twisted and strange man!! I like this one:

How funny is this ? ? :laughabove:
I nearly fell off my chair :eeek: but I do have a rather peculiar sense of humour !! loon

Dan

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17 Nov 2004

:eeek: OMG :eeek:
Is it me or are these new Av's a bit on the :eeek: side ? ?
Going for a lie down now blink

Dan

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14 Nov 2004

Quote by PoloLady
Good Morning Polo ( well just )
What an inventive thread :thumbup:
I have a question ??
Do you come here often ?? :rascal:
Not very original I know, but this is the first time I have encountered you !! :doh:
Regards Dan x x x

Hello Dan, thank you for your comment on the thread smile

Yes I do come here often, though I used to be more of a chatroom person (still can be found on there), I seem to have the forum bug now and have gradually become addicted.
Don't worry about being original, this is all about asking anything you would like to know about me. Although I must say, I still don't consider that we have really had an encounter - well not a close one of the third kind :wink:
I am always open to suggestions for any encounters :rascal: third or close !!
Dan x x x :wink:

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14 Nov 2004

Good Morning Polo ( well just confused

)
What an inventive thread :thumbup:
I have a question ??
Do you come here often ?? :rascal:
Not very original I know, rolleyes

but this is the first time I have encountered you !! :doh:
Regards Dan x x x wink

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7 Nov 2004

Alexandra wrote :

Just wondering though - what's the shower gel for????
(MissC - he must be very meticulous in his hygeine!)

But of course I am !!
Also, I have found that taking a shower with a beautiful lady is the dirtiest way to shower possible !! :rascal:
So taking a shower with two ladies must be incredible fun passionkiss

Runs off to find fave shower gel bolt

I think most ladies love the smell of mens toiletries dunno

Right off we go !! :happy:

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7 Nov 2004

Alexandra Wrote :

Looks like you are in for a 3some here
Do you think you could handle us both?????

Bolts off to get resperator, massage oil, oxygen, medication ( extra strength for such occasions ) and gel ( for my hair !!!! :roll: )
I don't know but it would be fun finding out dunno

'' I'm a comin' ladies brace yerselves !!!! ''
:taz:

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7 Nov 2004

Alexandra wrote :

Is Misschief joining us then, Dan??? :shock:
(This could get interesting )

That would be nice !!
We could always go over to her teepee for a shot of redeye first to get us in the mood !!
:bounce: Way hay !!!!

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7 Nov 2004

Quote by MQ
oh sod it

Mmmmm thank you MQ
:rose: XXXXXX
Dan x x x wink

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7 Nov 2004

Quote by Alexandra
ooooooo Dan
I notice you are 350!!!!!!!
Come over here and give us a snog!!!!!

How kind of you to notice Alex wave

Mind you I don't think that I look a post over 300 !! blink

Right then '' come here you little tinker ''
Runs off to find lip balm, bottle of wine ( for Alex ), seductive lighting and shower gel ( make up your own jokes !! )
'' I'm a comin' hold on there Missy ''
kiss

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7 Nov 2004

Hi Keef
Welcome along to the mad, mad loon

world of the Forum
I hope you have as much fun in here as I have since I joined up !!
Cheers :cheers:
Dan wink

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7 Nov 2004

Everybody I know now has this in their e-mail inbox
Classic :thumbup:
Dan wink

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7 Nov 2004

Quote by MQ
meet you in the corner in 5 mins dan

Wooooo Hoooooooooo :happy:
I'm there already
Runs off to find tic tacs ( for shaking at MQ ) bottle of aftershave, bottle of wine/beer ( for MQ ) some sexy pants and some gel ( no, no for my hair !! )
Dan x x x :wink:
P.S. I'm puckered up and waiting :thumbup:

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7 Nov 2004

Quote by MQ
If I'd known that 100 was that good I would have hung around for a few snogs and gropes too!!
Jealous of the NE!!!

If i'd have known any of the above '' so would I ''
If you fancy catching up though give me a shout :grin:
( Never knowingly undersold in the snogs and gropes Dept. :rascal: )
Regards Dan xxx wink

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