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Denise
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
UK
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Master of Sex
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: i do no now......2 hands i dont think so 
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no that didnt hurt in the above photo :twisted: i was very turned on and horny and blue has small hands :twisted:
BTW blue i cant belive you put that photo on here :shock:
:twisted: no that didnt hurt in the above photo :twisted: i was very turned on and horny and blue has small hands :twisted:
BTW blue i cant belive you put that photo on here :shock:
Master of Sex
my son is 2 1/2 and tells me every day that he loves me lots and lots and lots,then putshis arms round me and gives me a kiss.
the best thing i ever did was give up work to be a house husband and spend so much time with my gorgeous little boy,i dont want him to grow up hes ssssssssssssoooooooooo cute and nice.
the best thing i ever did was give up work to be a house husband and spend so much time with my gorgeous little boy,i dont want him to grow up hes ssssssssssssoooooooooo cute and nice.
Master of Sex
mistress sassy i cant wait :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
LEP you are such a cool dude and a star being the ONLY person to bend over for me :twisted: :twisted: BTW nice arse :twisted: :twisted: looking forward to seeing you at the party.
i brought my crop from a fetish club in preston about 2yrs ago(yes the very same crop that has seen a lot of action at 2 partys)and some :twisted: guess how much it cost....
yes thats right eight pounds and ninety nine pence.
you dont have to spend a fortune for quality goods,apart from the crop i must replace i would never ever ever spend no more than a tenner on one there is no need.
LEP you are such a cool dude and a star being the ONLY person to bend over for me :twisted: :twisted: BTW nice arse :twisted: :twisted: looking forward to seeing you at the party.
i brought my crop from a fetish club in preston about 2yrs ago(yes the very same crop that has seen a lot of action at 2 partys)and some :twisted: guess how much it cost....
yes thats right eight pounds and ninety nine pence.
you dont have to spend a fortune for quality goods,apart from the crop i must replace i would never ever ever spend no more than a tenner on one there is no need.
Master of Sex
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: Maz i publicly apologise for breaking your whip :oops: :oops: :oops:
i beg your forgiveness and will replace it as soon as i can :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: Now then LEPRECHAUN before i broke the affore mentioned item i remember a certain little green whore on tour squirming and bitching like a baby every time i whiped your arse :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: i hardly touched him with it but youd think by the screams of pain and all the crying and begging me to stop
:lol: :lol: that i was using it really hard.but really the way i put no power in it,it would nt have broke a soggy paper bag.
Leps new sig should be THE LITTLE GREEN WHIMP ON TOUR :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Master of Sex
i was reading through the stories when i came upon a story by badman called "ive had your wife"
this wanker is bragging about how hes shagging some blokes "wife" behind her husbands back,he knows them both as a social friend which makes him even more of a wanker.
:x :x and her a lying cheating slag :x :x :x
read it........... the way its been writen is for the poor bloke to read it and to cause him pain,its just pure malice eh mate.
these stories shouldnt be alowed on SH,by the way its been writen its a true story.
they say what goes around comes around,so when one of the "husbands" finds out whats been going on,and they will find out eventually.
i hope you and the lying cheating dirty slag youve been shagging near by get your faces rearranged with a large heavy metal object :x :x :x
this wanker is bragging about how hes shagging some blokes "wife" behind her husbands back,he knows them both as a social friend which makes him even more of a wanker.
:x :x and her a lying cheating slag :x :x :x read it........... the way its been writen is for the poor bloke to read it and to cause him pain,its just pure malice eh mate.
these stories shouldnt be alowed on SH,by the way its been writen its a true story.
they say what goes around comes around,so when one of the "husbands" finds out whats been going on,and they will find out eventually.
i hope you and the lying cheating dirty slag youve been shagging near by get your faces rearranged with a large heavy metal object :x :x :x
Master of Sex
Libra-Love :wink:
look no further :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
id dress up for you in black lace top nylon stockings,black satin panties,black suspenders,black stilleto shoes and a black satin maids uniform.
then give you a lap dance :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:wink: look no further :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
id dress up for you in black lace top nylon stockings,black satin panties,black suspenders,black stilleto shoes and a black satin maids uniform.
then give you a lap dance :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:? uugghh no thank you Master of Sex
well the buiders have just left after putting in a new door to accomodate blues head :wink: :wink:
i see the amount of time and effort thats she puts into this site :shock: its practicly a full time job :shock:
i think evryone agrees with me when i say congrats and the site is a better place for your presence oh mighty one :wink: :twisted:
:wink: :wink: i see the amount of time and effort thats she puts into this site :shock: its practicly a full time job :shock:
i think evryone agrees with me when i say congrats and the site is a better place for your presence oh mighty one
:wink: :twisted: Master of Sex
even tho over the years ive had 1 or 2 MM or rather TVM 
encounters,its only about 2years ago that i truely came to terms with my bi-sexuality.
even though i do prefer women if i pull a bloke then i enjoy it,where as before after id shagged a bloke id feel like shit for days after.
also i can only shag or fancy men when im satin or dee,try anything on with me when im my boring ugly "male" side and you ll get told to one. thats one thing i dont quite understand about myself
encounters,its only about 2years ago that i truely came to terms with my bi-sexuality.even though i do prefer women if i pull a bloke then i enjoy it,where as before after id shagged a bloke id feel like shit for days after.
also i can only shag or fancy men when im satin or dee,try anything on with me when im my boring ugly "male" side and you ll get told to one. thats one thing i dont quite understand about myself
from me for hijacking this thread.
im off to hide all the choc for myself as i dont need to diet :grin: Master of Sex
at last i think ive decided what to wear,a short satin pink pleated mini skirt,white lace top stockings,pink suspenders,pink lace thong and white knee high boots.
just need to go and buy a white top now
tho with over a week to go that could change if i cant find the right top :roll:
its tough being a woman :roll: :roll:
just need to go and buy a white top now
tho with over a week to go that could change if i cant find the right top :roll:
its tough being a woman :roll: :roll:
