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Happy__Cat
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 84
0 miles · Kingston upon Hull

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Beans on a fry up can cause all sorts of issues. Personally I dont mind as long as the beans dont touch the egg. People that pour beans over their fry up willy nilly without a care are heathens.
Quote by Colin55
If you participate in phone sex do you run the chance of catching hearing AIDS?:confused:

What a great opening line.
Wait a minute..... line, geddit?? Line as in telephone line, i'm playing on what you said about phones..... line, great opening line!!!
Well if i've got to explain it then its too late.
Forget it. Its ruined now.
Quote by northwest-cpl
We would find it very hard if not impossible to stop - once the toothpaste is out the tube it ain't going back in.

You've got teeth??? :shock::shock::shock:
Quote by Qbu
I try not to hold back. They will come to think of me as either alright or a twat sooner or later anyway.

I've been composing a reply in my head for a bit now which would have been mega long, but this pretty much sums me up too, in a far more succinct way! Cheers MCB :thumbup:
No problem QBU. Its a joy to know I have stopped you from rambling on about nothing, please feel free to ask me to do it again. lol
I try not to hold back. They will come to think of me as either alright or a twat sooner or later anyway.
I've never watched Star Wars, The sound of Music, visited Portugal or been wrong
Quote by bluexxx
Yep, I'd have it all done.

Yeah, but you need it all done
:giggle::giggle::giggle:
Oooo, that was harsh. Even for me. lol
Harsh but fair :lol:
Quote by Angel Chat
I really want to play this game, but I can't think of a single character I have similarities with :confused2:

Quote by Dlep
I could deny myself something that might make me a better (or more deviant ;) ) person.

Is that even possible -you MORE deviant !!!bolt
You'd be surprised how tame I've gotten (not that I was wild and unruly in the first place) lol
Ey up Dlep!
I can't comment on your being tame, wild or unruly but I can comment on your use of the word "gotten". Stop it man!
Quote by Qbu
Thats the QBU I remember!!!

You want me don't you lol
Yep, always did. Alas was never to be.
Quote by Dirtygirly

I think the question was who you're like... not who you are! :mrgreen:
The problems me and DG have snogging
Quote by Tasitus
Yes you are and therefore can only speak when spoken to.

Clearly I'm not, as I know you, miserable bastard. So I shan't flipa
Oh I say !!!!!!:shock:
Oh I say indeed!
I shall put a wet flannel on my eyes and pretend shes not here, Dippy moo that she is.
lol
I don't have box sets as quite obviously they are for saddos.
I have currently got the Dallas re-run on series record which quite obviously makes me cool.
Quote by Dirtygirly
Today I am mostly sitting in a cemetery listening to Blondie and wondering what the fuck I'm doing with my life. blink

Wasting it, thats what you're doing. Sitting there growling and shaking your fist at passers by.
Quote by Dino
photographing fungus!! i have no idea why, i just like photographing fungi. dunno

Aha!
I know why, its because.....wait for it....you're a..........here it comes........... a fun guy!!!
I told you! A fun guy, see what I did? I took the fun and made the gi into guy to make fun guy. Fucking genius eh? I know the gi is pronounced as guy but its the only way I could explain it. It sounds exactly the same.
You've fucking ruined it now
Quote by deancannock
I was , humiliated and abused as a fool. Women hated me and men didn't want to be me.

but that was what you said you liked whilst you wore your Gimp mask !!! lol
Gimp mask my arse!
Its something when even bloody stan collymore has no respect!
Quote by northwest-cpl
I was hounded out, humiliated and abused as a fool. Women hated me and men didn't want to be me.

I see nowt's changed then.
And this fucker was my only friend
I was hounded out, humiliated and abused as a fool. Women hated me and men didn't want to be me.
What a shame, what a waste and what a loss.
I feel I’ve known him for years, which I suppose I have, but in reality most of it was online. It’s mainly from my dealings with him a forumite that I got to know him. We did share the odd pint, I don’t mean the tight get bought me one, oh no, he would share mine. I speak of what I got to know online.
He was a fantastic poster, he could rant (boy he could he rant) he could be witty, deep, go off in realms of fantasy or do a cutting one liner. Whatever he was posting, you couldn’t help but like him. You just knew Neil was being Neil, not some online persona, he was being himself. When he used these bangheadrotflmao or a simple FFS! you knew that was exactly what he was doing in front of his screen. We had many a laugh together.
I got the impression that if Neil had channeled his passion and combined it with his intellect he could have done anything he wanted to, be anything he wanted to be.
There are many that will miss him, I wont forget him.
God bless you Neil.
Doesnt matter what the miserable git might think he is, he just needs to look at his passport.
Fair play to him though, he did well.
Quote by Unc
It's unusually politically incorrect of you to state 'we're only put on this earth once' when several belief systems think otherwise:-)

That made me smile!
lol