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JizzyMuffDiver
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 53
UK

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Quote by hotrod39
Jizz, I've heard of backing shyly into the limelight, but this is ridiculous! lol :lol:
Just want to know - is this a 'one off' by the Matt publicity machine, or is he available for hire?

I'm neva shy... :lol: ..as for Matt hes's cool maybe we should call him 'Mr Wrong Button'.....
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Cheers Matt...I do believe you were referring to me and my posts when u pressed the wrong button.....thanks for the ringing endorsement....
Look forward to our next mmmf sesh..... cool
Cheers
Jizz 8-)
Peeps u do disappoint me....no cples between Derby and Enfield not after abit of FUN this Saturday lunchtime.....you're pullin my plonker!!!!!
PM me for more info.....
Cheers
Jizzy
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Guys...I'm travelling down from Derby to Enfield this Saturday 14/1 and would love to stop en route for a 'comfort break'......check out my profile on the site....i'm a slim mid 30's guy, nice looking (so i've been told) and love 3sum fun....I always play safe and i don't smoke.....if I can assist you in anyway please get in touch ASAP.
Cheers peeps
Jizzy wink
PS - M1 all the way to the M25 interchange....so any peeps along the route would be cool... cool
Surely you don't want me to spend it all on my own!!!!! I like to share so why not get in touch eh?
rolleyes
Jizz wink
I lurve to shake my booty on the dance floor and have been told i'm good between the sheets as well....but someone else may think otherwise....how long is a piece of string!
I like to try, try, try until i get either the dancing or the shaggin right... lol :lol: :lol:
Jizz wink
Come on ladies, I know these guys from personal experience....you will have a fantastic time...miss this opportunity at your peril.....
Matt - Have a gr8 time m8....catch u soon
Jizz
Comes on ladies/couples i'm free all day today 16 Jan, can accommodate at my gaff....happy to do as much or as little as you wish. SAFE NSA FUN is what I'm after, no pain or watersports. I'm mid 30's, clean, DnD free, non smoker, slimmish (Xmas excess....lol)love oral and lots of fucking....Check out my profile and get in touch...Cheers Jizz X
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Welcome to the site mate, join in, get chattin and make friends....have fun and be patient. Thinks will start to happen for you but give it time...it will be worth it!!!
Jizz
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Welcome to the site and happy hunting guys, a vague idea in your post of where you're based would help.... wink
Enjoy.... cool
Shame mate, real shame but the cpl are driving from east coast.....so anyone else have a place to offer us....FUN 'N' FROLICS GUARANTEED!!!!!!!
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***** DATE CHANGE - NOW FRI 27th JAN *****
Cheers
Jizzy :wink:
Cheers m8, thanks for the PM....will be in touch v soon.....still lookin tho guys so if you think you fit the bill then PM me for more details.
Jizzy wink
Welcome to the asylum jfkm....post, chat, have fun and u'll have a whale of a time. Above all be patient, Rome wasn't built in a day....your time will cum! wink
Quite simple really....i love muffdivin and the Jizzy bit just sounded cool when i was thinkin what to use.....JMD wink
Steph you're not wrong....i've had the shakes recently and didn't know why....then it dawned on me - withdrawal sysmptons from the forum.....so back clenching my buttocks!!!
Welcome Zuluwarrior and NaughtySoul....have fun and enjoy!!
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Be patient m8.....u don't wanna sound desperate... biggrin
Good things cum to those that wait, or so I keep tellin myself!!!
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Quote by northeastcoupleuk
fishface lose the phone number sillyhwoar:

I PM'd the guy n told him to ditch it but he's obviously a bit slow at checkin progress on his posts......what more can we do! rolleyes
Welldone NC...500 posts....will take me an age to get there.....
AS for the car....my first Ford Escort.....bless she ran like a dream, she was one hell of a pussy waggon to....I only let her go cuz her body started to let her down but her equipment was spot on.....
nostalgic :cry:
Surely there must be sum peeps who live in this neck of the woods.....I can't believe nobody has been in touch....I live in hope...... rolleyes :roll:
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Welcome to the site Ed, my advice...get to know the guys on here via the forum, chat, have a laugh and you just might be lucky enough to get some action.....please, please be patient.
Enjoy
Jizzy cool
I am trying to find a genuine cpl or single guy to accommodate myself and sum friends (a sexy cpl and another guy - details available in due course) on Friday 27 Jan (was 13/1) in the Lincoln / Newark area. Looking to have loads of safe, nsa sexy adult fun, looking for peeps between 20 and 45, non smokers preferred (as none of us smokes), clean, discreet and up for FUN. Does this sound like you??? Get in touch ASAP with a face pic, more than one line replies needed - tell me what u can offer us - and i'll be in touch....Please no timewasters we are very genuine and really want a night of hot, sexy, FUN, FUNNNN, FUNNNNNNNNNN.............
Cheers
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