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Kenluvslucy
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 63
Straight Female, 62

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I believe 'slips' in time happen already-- ever had a really stinking headache for no apparent reason??- ever had a really good night on the booze with no hangover the next day??-- Timeslip!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: kiss :kiss: Woo-hoo!! Munchy munchy!! Put us down as 98% def please!! :bounce: :bounce:
:shock: Hmmm- are the Tweenies on it??- Cos it bludy sounds like it! I may be an old fart now- but it aint a patch on the first.
We had a reply to our ad from a couple (alledgedley) that insisted on ONLY having unsafe sex- 'we dont do condoms' they said- in that case - we dont do replies---'
:shock: Thort Id join in and put a pic of a pussy as our new avatar- whaddya think???
:shock: 02 has penguins working for them??? No wonder my account went tits up!!
We get (via the CSA) the grand total of £6 per day for the fulltime upkeep of 2 teenagers, their busfare to school is £5 return, school dinner is £3 each per day- does that sum up the inadequacies of the system?? ('Dad' is an alcoholic on £30k pa, by the way- but since 40% of that is 'bonuses' and 'shift allowance' ie- 9 to5, is not taken into account- he works for the council--)
Wot? No squirrels or badgers scrotums?? Call yourself a purveyor of snacks? In my day you could------------------
sad Im here, kids are out having fun, Lucys at work, dog and cat are asleep in lounge totally oblivious to WW3 going on outside, Ive put out small fires on the conservatory roof twice, and spent an hour removing hair gel from every horizontal and vertical surface in the kitchen, due to a tantrimonious 13 yr old this morning-- anyone else having this much fun?? :(
biggrin April?? Bugger- 'birthday month'- loads of em. Still hopefully we'll be able to do it!!
biggrin Hm--- dont know if its me/us (dont answer that) but its not the original message that gets us (tho we've had a few classics), its the 'reply to our reply'- we always try to give a bit of info about us- sexual and personal, likes, jobs, food preferences etc- which is then either met with-1- complete silence. or. 2- 'got any more pics?' ( which we have sent- then nothing--???), is this the ubiquitous 'collectors'??, or is there something seriously 'up' with us?????? :shock:
biggrin Just sent you one- do I have to send you another? (Aha! thats the question!!)
ps- love your bum! :shock:
biggrin Chuffed for you both- life has many shit hands to deal us, so glad you've decided to play on rather than fold- all the best!! xx
biggrin Im 43 now and yea- bit less and not as 'spurty' UNLESS-- theres a long build up- and Im really gagging for it- usual scenario is- me and Luce winding each other up via text all day, or more recently- our club visits-- I nearly took the top of her head off on saturday---- :shock:
biggrin Great place- been 3 times now- great food, wonderful atmosphere, amazing facilities!! :D
biggrin Hm-- I was going to ask similar- Luce is in no way (outwardly) interested- the opposite in fact, to the point where the other night at a club she decided against us playing because she felt the lady was 'eyeing her up'-which made her feel a bit guilty and uneasy.
There does seem to be a propensity of bi-fems in the ads, almost to the point of being compulsory, which puts us off a little-(I dont mind at all-usual male fantasy, but I must respect her wishes)- are a high % of swinging fems bi? Or is it the female equivalent of VVVWE??? - A hook?- Bait? etc??? Response most welcome!!
Sorry-what the hells that?? Sposed to be emoticons---??? confused: mad :x :x :x (worked then tho-more fucking stress!!)
biggrin Yea! Bike munch- great idea- count us in!! Wot about going to the 'Perverts in Leather ' rally???
We might make it too- sure we've met one of you cpls before too, we're going for the whole of this weekend, hoping to a bit more than shag each others brains out this time- lol
As an aside- did you find the whole experience made you extra horny???--- we were at it for weeks after---
biggrin Blimey I leave you all alone for 4 days and look what happend??? Some of you fall out, theres more new faces and names, theres people we've met in the flesh, but we dont know them on here------ christmas is mentioned more and more, next thing you'll all be buggering off somewhere and the forum will be quiet for a night-------
I got a promotion! And a reasonable payrise!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
And we're at L--------tions for the whole weekend- PARTYTIME :bounce: :eeek:
Hoorah! Aint life grand!
biggrin Put all comments, grievances in writing- asking for response, verbal communication means nowt. ACAS has a very good website, tho heavy going. Lucys a training manager, but is very well up on employment law- pm us.
biggrin We're hardly 'hardened swingers', but yea we enjoy the forum for all manner of reasons- I get to use it more than Lucy, but we always discuss things I/we have read on it, which is good- makes a change from conversations about money/ work/ kids/ housework etc!
, and tho we havnt made any 'friends' yet, we feel a certain 'connection' with many of the regulars, which I hope can lead to true friendship in the future.