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13 Sep 2004

We saw that - and thought, "lets make sure we don't get involved with a teckie . . . ."
But we did wonder if it would have had the same effect if it had been a woman who put the site up about her ex-boyfriend?
As for revenge . . . .
The fresh fish hidden behind a radiator in the bedroom is very effective, and most off putting for the replacement, as is watering the lovely new lounge carpet, sprinkling with cress seed and turning the heating up. Especially when he has gone away for a weekend with the new bit! :twisted:
Also - a letter from the local STD clinic stating that, "one of your previous sexual partners . . . " is quite hilarious - can just imagine the excuses they try to come up with as to why they can't sleep with their new partner while they're getting themselves checked out - just in case! wink

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13 Sep 2004

Lolz

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The pillow scenario has entered my head more than once I can tell you!
It's when he wakes himself up and then glares at me as if it's my fault that makes me laugh . . . surprised

surprised

13 Sep 2004

Now that sounds like it could be . . . . real fun! wink

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Do you have an ad number we can have a peek at? :hunk:

12 Sep 2004

We have a dog, so we are lucky enough not to get the wonderful first thing in the morning mice pressies! wink

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We just get white hair on every dark coloured item of clothing we own, and dog biscuits in our shoes instead.
We could shave him, but we wouldn't want to upset him - he might let the burglars in, instead of eating them, though we do threaten him with it from time to time!
And Dave and Mandy - how did you manage to fit in that box? :wink:

12 Sep 2004

I wonder why the world renowned charm didn't work?
Err - nope.
Can't think of a reason - anyone help me out?

12 Sep 2004

Why don't you try it and see?
Then you can let us know if it works or not . . . biggrin

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12 Sep 2004

An old saying a dirty mind is bad thing to waste but too waste a verydirty mind is a tragedy. . . . . . .
Thats why its best too put it ALL to good use wink

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HEHEHEHE

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12 Sep 2004

You got that right Red the weather is def turning colder "brrrrrrrr". . . . :shock:
Thats why we are trying to planning some indoor fun warmer comfort level goes up too lol
Not much luck as yet those bi-fems are very elusive confused

confused

Plenty of single males lol wink

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no shock there tho lol
And some of them are soooo funny rolleyes

rolleyes

12 Sep 2004

LoL

lol

Yer - it was nice :lickface: though a 3 door car is not the easiest to move around in!
Maybe we'll have an audience next time . . . .
It will have to be local though - we might even post on here to let y'all know when and you can PM us for where! wink

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12 Sep 2004

Awwww - that's so sweet! :smitten:
And so nice to see that we're not the only soppy ones on here! :smile2:

12 Sep 2004

We went to one of the local sites near us last night and had loads of fun in the car. lol

lol

It was rather late and we don't think there was anyone about - if there was they didn't show themselves - but it was fun anyway, and we may well go back again next weekend! passionkiss

passionkiss

12 Sep 2004

Quote by devil_in_part
LOL
Maybe you should store them for when she gets back . . . .

She'll probably route them out for herself - she always does... Only reason I'm on the computer is because I can only get to it when she isn't here. rolleyes

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LoL - that's why we have a PC each. That way we can look at everything together too! :wink:

12 Sep 2004

Quote by TROY STUDLEY
:doh: u saw right through my ploy
care to tell me about yourselves an wot ur after or am i bein cheeky :kick:

We would, but you don't seem to answer PM's . . . . .

12 Sep 2004

Thank you Troy.
You're not doing so bad yourself! wink

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When's your holiday over m8? Or was that just a "cover" in case you didn't like it here? :P

12 Sep 2004

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LOL
Maybe you should store them for when she gets back . . . . wink

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12 Sep 2004

"bump" very quiet this weekend And mark i think its a bit short notice for u too travel m8 :cry:

12 Sep 2004

We're meant to be doing housework and ironing too, but we're too busy on here!
Did manage to get the washing machine on though . . . .

12 Sep 2004

Bump

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Come on - somebody . . . . .
P . . . . L . . . . E . . . . A . . . . S . . . . E :rose:

12 Sep 2004

OOoohhhh.
How could us ladies possibly resist that one! :P

11 Sep 2004

rotflmao

11 Sep 2004

I suppose that they could be to blame . . . .
If one of their lorries shed its load on some peeps who were on the way to a meet and it was the fast drying stuff!

11 Sep 2004

Quote by dambuster
"hands you a metaphorical bun!!" :P

F*kc metaphorical - gimmme a f*kcing bun ! ! ! !
Would a bap or two do instead of a bun? :grin:

11 Sep 2004

Quote by TROY STUDLEY
Awwwwwww cheers
i have noticed that thier is a lack of ppl around the cheshire an north wales area ........must be the water

Lolz - we noticed that too!
Unless the welsh are just more, err . . . "reserved" . . . . . rotflmao

rotflmao

11 Sep 2004

"Bump" what no reply's we are dissapointed lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11 Sep 2004

Hi Y'all :thumbup:
If you're in North Wales and fancy meeting for a drink tonight or tomorrow night, then PM us! wink

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And before all you single males with too much testosterone and not enough manners, start fervently typing with one hand and grab your cocks with the other hand - we want face pics or full length body pics before we will even consider replying to you!

11 Sep 2004

Hi Y'all :thumbup:
Whereabouts in the NW are you nwuk?
Cos we're looking for some good spots as there's only two places mentioned on ths site for our area, and one is "too close to home" and the other one we haven't had the time to travel to yet!
And we agree with you xxdevil69 - PM's would be a good place to keep it. We really want to try it, but are a bit nervous (first time and all) and want somewhere that won't be overrun by single male mobs, boy racers or every one else and their grandmothers! redface

redface

11 Sep 2004

Well said secksy_cpl - we much prefer facial pics or full length body pics - its nice to see who you are messaging, the cock pic is much less important than a nice smile! wink

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And if you're genuine, then a face pic isn't a problem - it kinda proves you are who you say you are . . . .

10 Sep 2004

Very true Blue scuse the pun lol lol

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10 Sep 2004

Read the post send pic etc and we will go from there by pic we mean facial lol.

10 Sep 2004

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Erm this post about arranging a poss munch if anyone can not the avatar lol