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28 Jan 2005

Quote by Red(RHG)
Subby subby subby subby subby subby subby subby subby subby subby subby subby subby subby (draws in breath) subby subby subby subby subby subby subby subby.

Cathy x

So whatya tryin to say?
S :love:
:gagged: (S'hard to tell)
Cathy x
Mmmm(strokey beard moment)
wink

S :love:

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28 Jan 2005

Quote by Calista
Ok,I don't wanna start another bout of "yea,but,he said/she said,/I've been her longer than you and I know the ",type shit but I had a thread pulled a while ago on the subject of "Ooh great programme on telly right now"because it was deemed to be"not what this site's about".
More standards than a tube station on here sometimes.
Lb :love:

Mods ....
Please lock it because I really can't be bothered any more!
Me neither.
One rule for all would be cool.
Lb

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28 Jan 2005

Quote by Red(RHG)
Subby subby subby subby subby subby subby subby subby subby subby subby subby subby subby (draws in breath) subby subby subby subby subby subby subby subby.

Cathy x

So whatya tryin to say?
S :love:

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28 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
You won't believe this but I swear it's true. I know a man whose surname is Kurton. His wife is Annette.

Ok,this is spooky Pie.
Was his first name Michael by any chance?
Serious question.
Lb :love:

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28 Jan 2005

Ok,I don't wanna start another bout of "yea,but,he said/she said,/I've been her longer than you and I know the ",type shit but I had a thread pulled a while ago on the subject of "Ooh great programme on telly right now"because it was deemed to be"not what this site's about".
More standards than a tube station on here sometimes.
Lb :love:

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27 Jan 2005

Ok just kick back mate,most new single blokes steam in.
Really dont wanna sound like a an old hand ,cos I'm not,but you aint goin nowhere with"anyone up for a fuck in a car park".
Just mooch about a bit in the Cafe in,ave a giggle,an it might work for ya.
Worked for me n I'm 79. wink

Easy does it bro.
Lb :love:

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27 Jan 2005

Deffo(I learnt that from a scouser btw) a bit of both for me.
Like the powelessness of sub. and love the strict" I'm gonna tellya what ya will fuckin do"shit of dom.
Mind you I read"American Psycho".
Bit of a worry really.
Lb :twisted: :twisted:
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27 Jan 2005

Another kid in school was Paul Dumbell.
Man he was a "heavy" bloke.
True name.
Lb :love:

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27 Jan 2005

Aw Babe wots confusin ya?
Let ol Lazee help out ere.
Lb :love:

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27 Jan 2005

At the risk of bein accused of boostin me own thread (bollox,I'm ard n I've got a gun) I thought I'd help our northern visitors by issuing some oft used expressions in Gods'county replete with no means an exclusive list,please feel free to add, but put together with and the occasion in mind:
"Proper"- Correct/very good
"Safe"-All ok (thanks)
"angin"-Not feeling too well
"Mashed"-Tired/Emotional
"Ideas above your Liverpool St.-Egotistical
"Up the Gary"-Anal sex
"All gone a bit West Am"-Started well-fell apart.
"Jammeen"-Do you know what I mean?
"Goin for a Tom"-Going to pass a motion
"Laughin at the great white phone"-Vomiting.
"Sorted"-I have managed to procure some stimulants.
"avin a jimmy"-Urinating
"right,dya want some cunt?"-Would you like to step in to the car park,where could discuss this further?
I hope these are of value to our northern chums.
I thangyooo.
Lb :love:

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27 Jan 2005

"We're on our way to Essex,la la la la,we're on our way to Essex,la la la la"
Oh shit I live ere innit!
Curse ya
Lb :crazy:

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27 Jan 2005

Quote by BustyCaroline
Mold - little market town near Wrexham/Chester - lovely place!!!
Love Caroline

Is it a greenish mold?
Does it smell?
Cos I think i've got it in my fridge.
Lb :love:

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27 Jan 2005

Quote by JudyTV
Ice, if ever you want a really good laugh I will share one or two PMs I get. You would not believe the content of some of them. There are days when I never have to turn on the Television the entertainment contained in some of them really beggars belief. I save the really potty ones to go back to. The scary ones are the worry, people can be very strange at times. Over the years I have come to just accept it all as part and parcel of the lives of some rather sad and lonely people. Thankfully most just disappear never to be heard from again.
Judy

I'm still here.
Lb :love:

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27 Jan 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
Vix, I just love your subtle use of the English language, you just have such a way with words :evil2:
BTW, have I ever told you that you look like my sister!
xxxxxx

Yeah,bout as subtle as a flyin housebrick!
Lb :love:
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27 Jan 2005

Quote by Lazeeboy
You lot settin off yet?
Takes a couple of days to get to the land of civilisation n chavs ya know?
Now remember,make sure that whippet's been fed and watered.
Bring yer own car stereos.
Bring plenty tabs liiike.
Bring yer own warm beer .
No need to bring too many jumpers,it's tropical ere.
No Man required(plenty of em ere)
Mushy peas-freezone,so ya might want to stock up.
Oh and don't embarrass yerselves by askin for gravy on yer chips.
Lb :love:

UPDATE!
1st sightin,the huskey outriders have bin spotted somewhere south of Mancsville!
Lb :love:

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27 Jan 2005

Quote by Vix
It's true, you are an ugly SOB, though.
Sometimes get to laugh at the Neurologists. Gotta do one or the other, innit.

Er above cracks me.
Lb :love:

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27 Jan 2005

Quote by Vix
Oh, bugger. He ran off.
See what happens when I try to be nice?
Arse piss. back to curmudgeonly for me, then.

Fuck me Vix,you're startin early.
S :crazy:

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27 Jan 2005

Quote by Vix
Glad you made it over from Lets Meert Up.
Everyone say hi to Vic, a chap from Brighton.
Everyone called Vic is brilliant.

Daft bint.
S :love:

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27 Jan 2005

Oh FFS.
It's a Forum!
Does it really matter?
Jeez.
Lb :love:

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27 Jan 2005

Quote by fatman
I don't know if it's only me or the way I sit in the car but whenever I drive about (not just to Asda!) I get horny and my mind wanders. I think wouldn't it be cool if you could just contact someone in the area you were to meet at a service area and have a little fun.

Drivin,walkin,sleepin,breathin eatin,drinkin............
Lb :love:

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27 Jan 2005

Quote by teppic
oh, and dont forget to get your passprts stamped at watford gap, they will be checked on the night(for that silly looking passport picture, the one done when you were drunk, or were taken by suprise...you know what i mean, at least i hope so...thats it..i'm cracking up)

late Tepic,they must ave left feckin way y'know. wink

Lb :love:

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27 Jan 2005

In my bathroom.
Shit,sorry misunderstood the thread,thought ya meant today.
Lb :love:

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27 Jan 2005

Quote by bonnienclyde
I agree that it should be taught within a historical context though - although to what degree/depth I'm unsure of.

I think it should be taught in some depth but age appropriately. Tell a kid millions of jews, gypsies, Russians, disabled died it can be just a number to them. Genocide and ethnic cleansing isn't just a thing of history books, it still happens take Rwanda and Bosnia in recent years for example and sadly it will probably happen again somewhere, maybe not on the holocaust scale but it can still happen.
So true.
Thats why we should never let the flame die.
My daughter and I watched Schindlers list when she was wept.
The image of the little girl in the red coat........
Lb :love:

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27 Jan 2005

Quote by teppic
Irony mate,irony.
Lb :love:

you can do my ironing confused

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Lb :love:

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27 Jan 2005

Irony mate,irony.
Lb :love:

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27 Jan 2005

Quote by toprod123
hi all, ive been surfin around for some time now & YES this site is by far the best,hope to get my feet on the ground asap!!!

Hey Rod :welcome: to the most intellectually stimulating site on the net.
Here you will find some of the brightest minds in the don't feel intimidated by the rapier-like wit and highbrow topics are truly now walking with giants.
One question btw.
"Ever seen a grown man naked?"
He he!
Made meself laugh again!
Lb :love:

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27 Jan 2005

Quote by Alex_Female
You lot settin off yet?
Takes a couple of days to get to the land of civilisation n chavs ya know?
Now remember,make sure that whippet's been fed and watered.
Bring yer own car stereos.
Bring plenty tabs liiike.
Bring yer own warm beer .
No need to bring too many jumpers,it's tropical ere.
No Man required(plenty of em ere)
Mushy peas-freezone,so ya might want to stock up.
Oh and don't embarrass yerselves by askin for gravy on yer chips.
Lb :love:

Chav's - i thought you lot down south invented them.
:? Manchester United - that is north to you but not to us Teessiders.
:? Us northerners are dedicated munch bunchers, not like you lot who don't travel further than the end of your road.
Cheeky fecker mad

Oooh I love a feisty northener! :wink:
Lb :love:

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27 Jan 2005

So sorry didn't intend to hijack this thread.
Lb :love:

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27 Jan 2005

And then we have our darling Royal family. rolleyes

Don't get me started Vix on them Vix.
S :love:

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27 Jan 2005

Quote by Mainvien
Stupid question but do people really contact you when you reply to their adds? I hope so because I wanna spice up my life

Never had a reply of any sort,but hey,ya could get lucky. :welcome: Btw.
Lb :love:

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