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MartyCleveland
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Just a quick line to thank everyone for making my first munch,very memorable biggrin
Marty xxx
PS Suze and Bipoisondwarf........maybe next time eh?? 69position blast xxx
PeBbLeSDeMoN Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 10:34 pm Post subject:
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MartyCleveland wrote:
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PeBbLeSDeMoN Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 9:44 pm Post subject:
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dambuster wrote:
kbuk wrote:
In my fancy dress outfit
I was gonna do the Village People "Bike Cop" thing, but without the 'tache, I don't think it would quite work
Lost me 'tache
Any one got any pubic hair that can be trimmed and stuck on with cellotape?
That depends Pebbs...........you gonna be doing the trimming???
Marty xxx
Can always be arranged,but i prefer to use a cutthroat

GULP!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: Perhaps not then!!!!!!!!!
Marty xxxx
PeBbLeSDeMoN Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 9:44 pm Post subject:
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dambuster wrote:
kbuk wrote:
In my fancy dress outfit
I was gonna do the Village People "Bike Cop" thing, but without the 'tache, I don't think it would quite work
Lost me 'tache
Any one got any pubic hair that can be trimmed and stuck on with cellotape?

That depends Pebbs...........you gonna be doing the trimming??? :lickface:
Marty xxx
Any1 else wanna give me half an hour lol.
Could do with the help
hugs
Babe1
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I'll help out for a while as well,if you want me to.
It's my first Munch,so it will be a good way of meeting people. smile
Marty xxx
unfortunately i wasnt allowed to wear my police stripper uniform so ill be very PC this time....Pauline however is coming in a very sexy corrections officers outfit... so god help you all if i need to arrest someone for loitering without intent... walking around in a loud shirt in a built up area... or intent to use a zebera crossing... basically any trumped up charges i can think of.....

You missed "urinating in a public convenience!!!" lol
Nice to see another Not The Nine O'clock News fan!! biggrin
Marty xxx
Can my badge say "open to offers"??? lol
Only joking,Martycleveland will be fine.....by the way,how do I confirm that I'm coming?Coz I am!!! biggrin
Marty xxx
Thanks for getting my hopes up Postie!!!! Though I had a bite then!! lol
If you do decide to come just send me a PM m8 ;)
Hi MartyCleveland here.I'm going to the Yorks Munch and I was wondering if anyone wants to travel down with me?It would be nice to have a little company on the way down there.... even nicer to have someone contribute to the petrol!!!!! pmsl lol
Marty xxx
Hi,MartyCleveland here.I'm going to the Yorks Munch and I was wondering if anyone wants to travel down with me?It would be nice to have a little company down there.........and even nicer to have someone to contribute to the petrol !!! pmsl lol
Marty xxx
P.S. PM me If you'd like a lift.
blondeslave Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:57 pm Post subject:
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MartyCleveland wrote:
Hmmmm sounds like fun
Marty xxxx
Marty,
I know it sounds like fun..... but r u coming??? lol lol lol
Mmmmmmmmm yes please smile
MQ wrote:
blueis wrote:
Marya wrote:
get a parmo on the way home.
Enlighten me please Marya... presumably a parmo is some sort of takeaway, but what kind ??
OK a parmo is something of a Teesside tradition. Yes it's a takeaway, consisting of a chicken escalope (some times pork but chicken is nicer) topped with bechamel sauce and lashings of cheese on top. It is generally served with chips or salad and creamed cabbage which is yummy!
Are you mad MQ............................pork parmos are much better!!!! biggrin
Marty xxxxxxxxxxx
Has anyone tried the new Cadburys Praline Flake..................they are gorgeous.
They taste like an angel cumming on your tongue!! :P :P
Well it was really nice to meet everyone yesterday especially Marya...YUM!!!!!!!
And MQ.....you naughty girl!!! lol,respect to NomadSoul as well,hes the first person I've met who really can breath through his ears!!!! lol
Thanks again to everyone for a really great day......and an even better night. ;)
MartyCleveland XXX
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billi1
Joined: 30 Sep 2004
Posts: 22
Location: North East
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:20 am Post subject: teesside meet
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Hi pls can some one pm me with the place of the meet , much appreciated thanks
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djswinger
Joined: 21 Sep 2004
Posts: 75
Location: teesside
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:45 am Post subject: teesside meet
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i'd just like to thank marya and helen39 in advance for taking the trouble and time out for organising this meet i can feel the stress just from this thread.
well done girls.
mines a vodka what's yours...dj
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james_ne
Joined: 21 Oct 2004
Posts: 2
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 1:44 pm Post subject: Re: where's my PM??????
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Marya wrote:
Sorry, folks. I know you're all wondering what's going on.
Yes, it's definitely still going ahead. It's in Stockton and it's on the 8th.
You will be receiving PM's of exact location, directions and accommodation as soon as I've got the 'confirmed' list off Helen. Those local to Stockton will know the place anyway. The rest of you will get a map
There's been some behind-the-scenes stuff that we've needed to sort in order to get this in order ...... errrrr you know what I mean. Talk about organising a piss-up in a pub
Anyways, with any luck, you'll know all you need to by the weekend.
I still haven't got a bleddy babysitter though
edit: and another thing ..... there was some talk in the chatroom of 'how will I know its you?' so, not sure it's one of me best ideas, like, but if you PM me your email addy I'll send you my pic so you know who I am. hopefully, I'll be on the door from 12 to meet and greet, anyway. I'll be the one stamping my feet, hugging myself and muttering "feckin swingers ..... always fashionably late"
couldn't everyone wear a carnation and carry a copy of the times?
Marcuso
Joined: 10 Feb 2004
Posts: 499
Location: Chesterfield, Derbyshire
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:17 pm Post subject: Re: where's my PM??????
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james_ne wrote:
couldn't everyone wear a carnation and carry a copy of the times?
Not sure about the copy of the times.........us single parents are poor and can't afford the times.....lol
On that note, can I put out feelers for anyone that's willing to accomodate a single guy that night. I'm genuine and definitely non-pushy, and will settle for the sofa. Jusr finding it a bit hard to afford a motel etc with the run-up to Xmas.
Hope someone can help me with this.
Ta very muchly
Marcuso
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Helen39
Joined: 18 Oct 2004
Posts: 22
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:53 pm Post subject: Teesside social meet
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Hi everyone
Have been in contact with marya & have made a few decisions, the first being an apology for this being late ! Its a long story but an embarrasing one, however my computer is now up & running again & have asked Marya to help with the postings etc as she knows her way around the system better than I .
It will be great to meet you all & get to know "faces to names" We already know marty but not sure he remembers us LOL As for everyone else PLEASE do come up and chat to us, we dont bite LOL
Anything you want to ask , feel free
Helen XX
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fredr
Joined: 08 Apr 2004
Posts: 5
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:58 pm Post subject: Teesside Meet
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Please add me to the list Helen and also let me have some details of where to meet
Regards
AndyS-NE
Joined: 03 Nov 2004
Posts: 437
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 3:56 pm Post subject: Re: Teesside social meet
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Helen39 wrote:
Hi everyone
Have been in contact with marya & have made a few decisions, the first being an apology for this being late ! Its a long story but an embarrasing one, however my computer is now up & running again & have asked Marya to help with the postings etc as she knows her way around the system better than I .
It will be great to meet you all & get to know "faces to names" We already know marty but not sure he remembers us LOL
I'm just not very good at remembering names Helen! lol
But I never forget a face.........or a nice pair of boobs!!! lol lol
Marty XXX