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Number__1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 67

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.....or a woman take?
Now this is my point (excuse the pun). Lets assume that the average lady has a healthy sex life, fairly active and getting as much attention as she would like. Let us also suppose that her sex life averages out at 3 sessions per week for a sex life of, say 50 years. So that would make approximately an average of, 156 good fucks per year for 50 years making a grand total of some 7,800 sessions in her lifetime.
Now a man – lets us suppose that he has an average cock of some 6 inches in length and that he manages an average of 100 strokes before he comes.
Now the woman above will have this man, any man, some 7,800 times in her life, which means that she will have been ‘stroked’ approximately 780,000 times for pleasure. Now assuming that we are correct in the average cock size of 6 inches that would mean that she has taken somewhere in the region of 390,000 feet, 130,000 yards or miles of cock in her lifetime of sex.
Imagine that guys – we deliver for the average woman some miles of cock.
Don’t know about you guys, but me, well I have managed to supply over 135 miles to date and am still going strong.
Frightening statistic – isn’t it !!!!
Your thoughts please................................ lol :lol: :lol:
Well I must say that last night was the first night I ever visited the chatroom and I was astouded by the sex going on in there. It was mazing and I really didn't know I had a 'voyeur' tendency. Does this sort of action usually prevail - my god I have been missing sooooooooooooooooo much - will visit again tonight, for sure.
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swinging is what happened young lady and I am happy to exercise with you - just tell me when!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by earthchild
bloomin eck i used to be part of the north east keep fit display team 10 yrs ago, and was training for the great north run 6 yrs ago, god knows what happened.
Earthy xx
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear ROBERT, happy birthday to you!!
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Well done de sade that is exactly how I believed he perceived the post and by the way White Mischief- so good as to be remarkable.
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So glad you asked about the top 20 erotic films rather than the top 20 sex films. Pornography and eroticism often get confused, but if I am right I think your question relates to films which have enabled you to reach a certain pinnacle of heightened sensual awareness because the powerful scenes, images, setting has altered your mood sufficiently. So not just sexual imagery but perhaps imagery that evokes a sensual or sexual response.
If so, here are my suggestions...
Equus
Titus Andronicus
Coppola's Dracula
Cat people
White Mischief
Boxing Helena
The Hunger
Bound
Altered States
V for Vendetta
To name but a few...
Might come back to this thread...
De_sade
bsubverted - I am very glad you approve - nipples are indeed my abiding passion.
Just love them............... lol
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‘Number 1’ pointed me in this direction, after my post on erotic films.
I must say that this was mind blowing, since I have a preference for big nipples...
I have bean meaning to see a Pedro Almodavar film for some wile now... and now I know with what one I shall start...
Hi there Bsubverted - check out this link to a topic I posted some time ago - if it is erotic films without too much hard core and wonderful nipples, then.........
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/65317.html
ENJOY....................................!! lol :lol: wink :wink:
Well what an interesting topic - my wife found god sometime ago (around 14 months) and I have been in a state of enforced celibacy for that period now, with the exception of 1 meeting with an excellent lady from this site in November last year, I will not leave the relationship as I have 2 young children, but is 'doing my bloody head in' - so the short answer is yes sexless relationship exist, but are seldom satisfying.
Hi there scotlandlassie,
Some time ago I tried to organise a weekenf trip to Northern Ireland (short ferry ride) with excellent accommodation in holiday cottages on the North Coast near the Giants Causeway (would have been great for all manner of fun inc 'partying) and at a very good rate due to my contact in the hospitality sector, but unfortunately only had 2 interested parties, one of which came across to spend the weekend with me and had a good time I believe. If you fancied trying to get across let me know and I'll help in whatever way I can.
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hi there all - generally I love the site, forums and most other things - but there are occasions (recently too many to mention) when I spend alot of time and energy replying to open invitation ads and trying to 'strike up' conversation with people who simply open my mail to them, don't then reply or 'speak poisitivly once or twice and then simply stop replying, as a consequence everything is left 'high and dry' with no conclusion.
It would be so much better for all, if people just simply took the time to say a polite 'thanks, but no thanks' or just 'well I/we have tried' but don't fancy you or ' you're not for us/me' - anything is better than opened mail which has not been replied to - I'm sure I am not the only one who this pisses off. But generally I love the whole site. biggrin :D :D :D :D
Rant over now!!
It must have been a GOOD one - it was approved!!!!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: wink :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Happy birthday to you, squashed tomatos and poo.......................

It was squashed tomatoes and stew when I was younger. What sort of school did you go to?? confused
Northern Ireland - yes indeed, where woamn are woman, men are men and sheep are nervous!! lol
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Northen Ireland eh Number 1? :rascal:
I do love an Irish accent :inlove:
Ah Tony you're such a wit - but you are only as old as THE ONE YOU FEEL !!
Thanks young man !! wink :wink:
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Happy birthday Number 1
What is it, 21 again? lol
Have a great day
Shaz x
You are all so kind - if anyone can find their way to Nottingham over the period 15/19 September (I am playing squash there at this time) I would be very happy to host an impromtu, late birthday party, in some hostilary there is any one can help with a suitable venue suggestion
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus - yes please! More details required!! What a birthday present!!
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Thanks for your support - I suppose a 'large smacker is out of the question' lol :lol: biggrin :D
And why not? kiss

I was hoping for a shag rolleyes
Thanks for your support - I suppose a 'large smacker is out of the question' lol :lol: biggrin :D
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And why not? kiss
I agree shaving is the best and easiest, but I tend to do it in the shower after a hard game of squash when everything is good and warm and the pores are well openned up - never had any problems with this method, never drawn any blood either and always use a new blade. Mac 3 is definately the best appliance.
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This is easy, use a mac3 but not a new blade, ...shave dry never with soap or foam and you will find that you get the very best results this way.

Me too. After trying lots of techniques this is quick, painless and I only get the odd small nick, usually if I'm not concentrating. You sometimes have to pull it about a bit to get to all the places - taught skin less likely to nick than saggy wrinlkly bits - but I find it far better than shaving oil (nice hot sensation tho':shocksmile and far superior to soap cos you can see where you've been. Bout once every two days is fine, unless you want to go for the Desperate Dan effect :scared:
Japes
Greedy, covering all bases - call it anything at all, but I just want to make myself smile and get my 10 minutes of 'fame and fortune and everything that goes with it' - so pardon me and please, just tolerate me for a while.
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Greedy bugger's got 2 threads for his birthday :giggle: Is that like the Queen where you get an official birthday too? rotflmao
Thank you, thank you, oh thank you, one and all - and of course Earthchild, you DO hold a very special place in me.
just giving myself a chance at a BIrthday Present - sorry for the bump but!!
..............then I'd be a happy contortionist.
But since I can't I'll just say............
.........Wow, it's my BIRTHDAY today!!
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My hair grows every lomger, greyer and thinner - but still I wait with baited breath for that pm that will change my life !!! lol :lol: :lol:
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It's only been up for 4 hours, give it a chance!! and you are talking about two months time, I hope you don't bump it every day for that time.
But good luck anyway
Mal
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I concur - no everyday bumping!!
Goodness gracious not even one partially interested person - Oh well, got to hang on a bit longer.
BTW sorry for the bump.
Hi there - thanks for taking the time out to simply read my post. I will be in Nottingham over the period 15th - 19th September 2006 (at the British Open Squash Championships) and would really love to meet some folks and perhaps have a nice bite to eat, a civilised drink, some stimulating conversation and perhaps a bit of fun and games. If you thought that you might like to get to know someone from the western most reaches of the UK then, please drop me a message and we can start to get acquainted.
If you thought you could get over to Largs (see my post on the Meet up forum) at the end of June for a treat then I would be happy to 'treat' you to a good time.
By the way you have a PM to whet your appetite