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Omnisus
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 38
0 miles · North Yorkshire
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Heres the ad, just to say you the trip.
"Hi guys, this is a genuine ad from a 38 year old lady. I am indeed fat (very much so) and pregnant and if you know anything about women, you'll know this is a lethal combination as I seem to be always horny! I want to sow my wild oats before the arrival of junior, can you help me? I seek an intelligent and cultured mature gentleman who is a seasoned swinger and will enjoy introducing me to the scene and its pleasures. I am willing to try lots of things but I am NOT interested in sex with women. I envisage a long term relationship based on trust, mutual respect and acceptance of our sexual needs and fantasies with lots of laughs and meaningful conversations on the side. If you think you fit the bill, then please contact me
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"Hi guys, this is a genuine ad from a 38 year old lady. I am indeed fat (very much so) and pregnant and if you know anything about women, you'll know this is a lethal combination as I seem to be always horny! I want to sow my wild oats before the arrival of junior, can you help me? I seek an intelligent and cultured mature gentleman who is a seasoned swinger and will enjoy introducing me to the scene and its pleasures. I am willing to try lots of things but I am NOT interested in sex with women. I envisage a long term relationship based on trust, mutual respect and acceptance of our sexual needs and fantasies with lots of laughs and meaningful conversations on the side. If you think you fit the bill, then please contact me
" 
in what way, if you simple want to add a pic to a post, use to upload it then simple copy to your message.
If you wish to add a Avator <<<<<<<<<<<,, you need a pic no bigger than 102 x 102 less than 20kb that can be uploaded straight from you comp in the profile section and the bottom,
Good luck!
If you wish to add a Avator <<<<<<<<<<<,, you need a pic no bigger than 102 x 102 less than 20kb that can be uploaded straight from you comp in the profile section and the bottom,
Good luck!
have you made an add? If not i suggest starting there.
If this is a introduction best do it in the cafe, other wise look for threads with date, times and location you can get to and PM or leave a thread.
What kind of parties are you looking for? who are you looking for, help us to help you, and good luck!
If this is a introduction best do it in the cafe, other wise look for threads with date, times and location you can get to and PM or leave a thread.
What kind of parties are you looking for? who are you looking for, help us to help you, and good luck!
Hi, i live just outside Leeds and am cautiously interested about Doggie, i've been a bit hesitant to go as attitude towards single males seem to be dim, people think there sleexy and all dirty old men.
Is there any people who can give we pointers as i'm enthusiastic but don't want to come across as arrogant or pushy.
All replies are welcome, thanks in advance.
Is there any people who can give we pointers as i'm enthusiastic but don't want to come across as arrogant or pushy.
All replies are welcome, thanks in advance.
Quote by freckledbird
Well it is a competition for the best animated avatar.
i should stop scan reading threads, its in massive red letters.
I'll go animate it back i a minute.
EDIT ---- animated version below, yet again it seems i broke the rules as it is over double the 20k limit, i will try to compress it.
