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SecretSquirrel
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
0 miles · Bath Avon

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Hold-ups for me. I love to imagine her panties are uncluttered for a super smooth feel through. I also love the feel of soft skin after you reach the top of her lacy stocking tops. Again my thoughts are the suspenders spoil the good feel.
Having said that I do enjoy seeing the profile of suspenders through a tight skirt and I am happy to find tights with no knickers under (or over).
I know what you are all thinking about me, but pervert is no longer an acceptable tag.
Ask me if I am a legs or tits man?

S.S.
Hi to all who read this.
I am now spending a couple of weeks around Leicester and would be delighted to find some car park fun or a friendly cheeky couple.
I am mid 40's professional, clean tidy and caring seeking no strings fun around this area that I have no knowledge of.
Any helpers or would be friends all responses will be most welcome.
Cheers all
Hi to all of you living in the NorthWest
I am thinking of a circle around the areas of Manchester, Liverpool and Blackpool
The Squirrel has been banished to your locale from his Devon stamping patch for the summer. cool 8-) redface its sunburn surprisedops:
We need to avoid posting specific directions on the board, but please feel free to contact me by PM and email.
I would be grateful if you could tell me where to find nudist beaches or inland naturist areas as well as the dogging car parks. A beach partner couple would be terrific.
I do have an advert running which you might find the link below will find.
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-740185.html. If I have got my techie bit wrong, it is ad ref 740185.
Hope to find some fun. Some of you might even like me?
SS xx
Hi Guys
Of course we have to be careful so stick to email or PMs are fine with me.
I am banished to the north west for the summer from my Devon home stamping patch.
Please could those local to the area contact me if you know where I can go for naturism (nude beaches or inland nudist areas) as well as for our dogging fun.
I am thinking of a circular area linking Manchester, Liverpool and Blackpool.
I will be most grateful.
Thanks
SS
smile :)
That didn't take long. Whatever you cybersparkies did I applaud you. Within half hour of myearlier posting I had successfully delivered my message of goog tidings (I hope).
Delighted to be recognised by my best cyber friend - you've changed your nome de plume 'Chief. Great to be remembered. redface
confused How funny.
That has just happened to me which is why I am perusing the cafe. I was trying to reply to an advert and when hittign the contact us button I found the very same message. I'm a bit worried that a few people ahve already seen your message and no news has been forthcoming. sad
I shall watch with interest.
Me too.
I sold a top range phone, had to post to Africa. Turned out the emails I had from paypal and the auction site were fakes. Post office wouldn't stop delivery, Police were more interested in arresting doggers and speeders. Paypal gave nothing. I lost £150.
Then my auction account got hijacked and some b*gg*r was selling non existent items under my good name.
Lucky this time I found out quick enough to hold any payments.
My tip, don't go for outrageous deals or unknown 'buy it now's". eg 50 mobile phones for Buy it Now £250. Smell the con.
I'm still steaming.
Hi everybody
I'm born again on Swinging Heaven
Well hello justus, nice to have you in our throbbing community.
I wasn't able to find your ad and I checked your profile to see if you are near me, but you don't say there where you are.
I keep looking for a saucy threesome and just not getting the rub of purple yet. So if you are looking for a threesome of M/W/M and flexible on date I would be so happy to join you. I do travel nationwide and am based in South West.
Mid 40's, clean and tidy, respectful and imaginative.
Would love to hear from you.
SS
Oh dear, the cold light of day. So cruel Polo Lady.
Did you have a good score to make it all worthwhile!
Soon be forgotten with all this Christmas drinking to be done.
Happy New Year
SS
XX
So while you were there serendipity, did you think "Blow it, I may as well lift my skirt up and show a bit of upper thigh". Just a little charity for those in need.
Lovely legs you have miss.
Dear Mr sheffieldfun4two
Christmas always makes me think of TOYS!?!??
What does the gorgeous M have in her toybox?
You will hear no argument from me about the success of giving luxurious and saucy undies - always so well received by the girl in your life, very rewarding.
Merry Christmas to you both
If you fancy, I would love to hear the results of your labours, and the rewards ha ha.
All these warnings....
It is saly enough to soften my ardour.
Do you think 'Chief that if a reporter type was contacted through a pm it would prevent a problem?
For me, It makes me think very carefully about to to get in personal contact with. I guess that means the names that have been around for a while, and who have demonstrated/prooved by their postings that they do engage in fun for fun's sake.
I can only echo the sentiments, why cannot they leave us alone. Why do the press now feel they have to construct the headlines instead of simply report the NEWS.
Re: Mr stellaa,
Oh, I was going to ask if it applied to men! See if I was on to the right therapy. Then see if I could find a friend to administer the treatment.
I remember being convinced as a 16 year old that her parents would give me a chasing cos her tits were developing so well.
Thanks Chris how kind of you to step down. It would be my dream. No tan lines though. My only white bits are behind my ears. No, I'm not built to be a contortionist!!
I got a good tan too! And I can give one sensually!!!! Just too shy to show my bits unless under the sun of course.
Thanks to all those contributors. I did find the dunes at Point of Ayr and it was very windy all week. Still I did get a piccie taken to prove I was there, don't tink my appendage would have looked quite as sizeable as our new friend Chirs though.
I got there through the village of Talacre. Should I have gone right from there beyond the Twitchers Hide?
I just got to the dunes after walking across the large flat muddy car park as there was just a couple of dog walkers around.
Still, I was there. Me HE-MAN now after enduring the elements for some 5 minutes or so.
roll on next year.
Thankx boyz n gearls.
appreciate your thoughts - all of them
will let you know after next week!!
Luv SS
Dear Correspondents
Please could anyone tell me if the naturist beach at Point of Ayr near Prestatyn is still safe to use, and perhaps if applicable any necessary directions for getting there (if it is not obvious once you approach the area).
Or do you know anywhere else around the Rhyl area where sun worshippers can go for the all over experience.
Thank you folks
Oh, so that's what it is, I wish I'd asked myself. Too shy to go headfirst myself, but you make it sound so relaxed and friendly. I shall watch for something suitable for me now.
Thanks MikeNorth
I'm staying in.... I don't want to get shot!
Anyway the snowzone layer has slipped so even those stars will be hidden.
Hi all
especially steaming hot couples
I am mid forties still trying to find some sexy fun. Quite shy, but enjoy sensual quiet watching and touching. Happy to meet any enthusiastic couples with no hang ups about age, looks, etc.
Please could a friendly couple include me in an invite for some moors or beach fun daytimes in Devon.
(I would be no trouble).
Hope to find some nice replies from some of you happy hunters and funtime flashers.
Hello corrie
I'm afraid it is terminal, there is no hope for you now.
Things is we all enjoy a laugh and we all love sexy fun, so we are alike already. Then it is easier to type something to a group than to say face to face (I think)
I am just a month into this and look forward to reading all the 'articles' and find myself getting to know people through their writing.
Don't feel guilty, just enjoy playtime!
Heather's Pix x2
Wow wow Heather
I have joined the long list of your fantasy admirers. Perhaps a distance learning course!
It was such a relief to then find you like ment too. I adore your breasts. It makes any man happy to see two girls playing in naughty little cracks and I would also just like to stick up for Mandy. I just loved her pussy.
I know it's a long waiting list now, but if you are in Devon during the summer I would be delighted to give you some local knowledge. in Devon the Typhoo comes with lots of cream. Where would you like.....
Very happy squirrel - hope I haven't been 2naughty for the Cafe as I don't want to be ejected!
Hello and welcome ccr
I'm having loads of fun here, so join in (as you have already) and enjoy.
I remember Creedence Clearwater Revival, a favourite, but CCS were great too. Giving my age group away.
And hello clitstick
Socks??
I noticed the 1 finger Marrigold.
Yeah, OK I saw the socks, but what agorgeous sexy body Posh has. Perfect 10 I think.
Thanks Sappo, very very good information.
Then I wanted to find yours, but no WWW. I shall have to use my imagination!
lol
I'am still quite new here and wonder if anyone could direct me towards the picture pages please. I think I would love to have a peep too.
Ta
If 30% of women enjoy sex and 70% of men like sex
does that mean squirrels don't get any?
How many people would have an x change
It might make sense but you might need to read it 30% more to grasp it!
sad unsexed squirrel from Beechwood
Have to go for
wine shag evning
cos I love to be diffrent
Yes, apostrophies missed off
Red , or White? Wear your inspirational dress, what's it like
lol
Hiya Heather
I have every understanding of what you wrote at the start of this thread. and could not agree more. You wrote for most of us I would suggest.
However I saw the article and thought it was a very poor and pathetic piece of what you are calling journalism. It was little more than a few people giving their own personal views on the swinging subject.
smile
I just smiled as I read it, similar to pretty much anything else in the weekly 'comics'. I found a copy lying around in a pub and had already read earlier this week on this website that th article had appeared. Otherwise I wouldn't have wasted the energy to bend down to pick it up.
There was much more interesting things going on. A more mature couple mid forties, holding hands, snogging and little fondles and gropes. They weren't married, but no police chasing them!
As it has been said, narrow minded if that is the view of the journalist - but I didn't read it that way. Just some titilation to surround soem adverts