Some spotty student geek in their bedroom, who thinks it's funny to wind people up with crap like that.
Comes with the territory I'm afraid.
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Song
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · East Ayrshire
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I'm a Travelling Sales Rep.
Not the evil variety, that cuts you off on the motorway, but the Knight in Shiny white Mondeo, who let's you into my lane when you should really have been paying more attention a mile previous.
I also smile humbly when you are rude to me while I 'just do my job', and never comment that I've driven 300 miles to see you, with 300 miles to return, finishing my working day some 4 hours after you have quaffed your cocoa and gone to bed, but you didn't have the human decency to offer me a cup of tea, let alone enough of your time. ;)
Did I say that?
Never mind, see you next month for more of the same. ;)
Not the evil variety, that cuts you off on the motorway, but the Knight in Shiny white Mondeo, who let's you into my lane when you should really have been paying more attention a mile previous.
I also smile humbly when you are rude to me while I 'just do my job', and never comment that I've driven 300 miles to see you, with 300 miles to return, finishing my working day some 4 hours after you have quaffed your cocoa and gone to bed, but you didn't have the human decency to offer me a cup of tea, let alone enough of your time. ;)
Did I say that?
Never mind, see you next month for more of the same. ;)
Quote by SunBunny
SunBunny,,,,,,,,,Honey,,,,,,,,you n me,,,,,,,,some moonlight,,,,,,,,a bunch of stud dwarfs behind me,,,,,,,,,we could make sumdat sweetolemuzak
Cut the singing song, give me hardcore action or i want my money back......this thread says it guarantees 3 (THREE) whole orgasms.
(are the dwarves well endowed?)
Well I'm 5' 7".
Once I'm on stage, the Hi Ho dudes won't get a look in though. :lol:
Orgasms guaranteed, or your money back!
What did I charge you again? :lol:
! I'm merely trying to make apoint that males are treated differently to females on here! which is something that no-one has adressed yet!
I don't know that male's are treated any differently than women are.
The reaction is pretty much the same on the forum as in real life.
It's just that communicating by text loses certain subtleties a woman or man might not pick up on because of the perspectives they have.
The issue here, is about married men, and that's a whole other issue.
Let's not get into the whole Grammer pissing contest though, as I don't think everyone here is perfect in that department, nor is it relevant unless communication breaks down as a result. ;)
It's just a forum.
Also women who have sex with cut men, are significantly less likely to have cervical cancer than women who have sex with uncut men. (true virgin females being nearly fully proected against cervical cancer.).
So ladies, if you want a bloke who won't need his bits chopped off, and also has a significantly reduced chance of causing cervical cancer. Get it cut!
Your arse!
You have no foreskin, so get over it!
Quote by VixHow about a standard of measurement unique to the forum?
after all the above postings, we still havent heard any sizes yet ie tits and cocks
Men measured by the number of standard bake Morrisons Donuts they can stack on.
Could form some interesting antics, with the ladies playing quoits.
Oh, Song. You poor luvver. Those doughnuts have a tiny hole.
Dang, I just knew there would be a bloody Donut expert on here.
Quote by james02How about a standard of measurement unique to the forum?
after all the above postings, we still havent heard any sizes yet ie tits and cocks
Men measured by the number of standard bake Morrisons Donuts they can stack on.
Could form some interesting antics, with the ladies playing quoits.
Yeah, I was there today.
Not too conclusive other than getting a sick line off work till next week. Wahey!!!
I need to go back for more tests at the end of the month, and in six weeks time, at which point, they may do an angiogram.
I'm just supposed to take it easy for six weeks.
Was thinking of just pre-empting lifes cards, and shooting crack cocaine into my eyeballs, stealing a ferrari, and driving it off a cliff with "We're all going on our Summer Holiday's" by Cliff Richard, blaring from the stereo.
Better suggestions welcome. ;)
Thanks for asking though.
Not too conclusive other than getting a sick line off work till next week. Wahey!!!
I need to go back for more tests at the end of the month, and in six weeks time, at which point, they may do an angiogram.
I'm just supposed to take it easy for six weeks.
Was thinking of just pre-empting lifes cards, and shooting crack cocaine into my eyeballs, stealing a ferrari, and driving it off a cliff with "We're all going on our Summer Holiday's" by Cliff Richard, blaring from the stereo.
Better suggestions welcome. ;)
Thanks for asking though.
