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Tania
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 58
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Orgasminator
Well, you can get numb fingers if the epidural goes wrong. You can get spots in your body where you lose feeling altogether. Sometimes you get the feeling back, sometimes not. The anaesthetists warn you of that.
I don't think you can get green fingers (unless you have a fungal infection already) but you might get blue fingernails (lack of oxygen).
Childbirth is not easy. Mine took 30 hours. If I had a choice, I'd ask them to let me be pregnant forever! The gas was nice, though. When the canister worked...
If you get pregnant, opt for natural childbirth with no anaesthesia. Sure it hurts but you get to enjoy your baby straight away instead of drifting in and out of consciousness.
I don't think you can get green fingers (unless you have a fungal infection already) but you might get blue fingernails (lack of oxygen).
Childbirth is not easy. Mine took 30 hours. If I had a choice, I'd ask them to let me be pregnant forever! The gas was nice, though. When the canister worked...
If you get pregnant, opt for natural childbirth with no anaesthesia. Sure it hurts but you get to enjoy your baby straight away instead of drifting in and out of consciousness.
Orgasminator
Do the London Dungeon for some thrills 
Or go to Vinopolis to taste wine. Then relax at Rio's (it's got a garden if it is daytime where you can sunbathe). Go rowing at Regent's Park boating lake. Have drinks at the Tattershall Castle overlooking the London Eye. Ride in different cars on the London Eye and see if you can see under your woman's skirt... then say 'I do not believe it, that hot number up there is wearing no knickers!' and get everyone else to notice her. 
Take a picture next to the guard at Buckingham Palace - they never smile. Go knock on Gordon's door or at least be photographed in front of it.
Obviously we need photographic evidence that you've been here and done all that, eh?
Have a lovely weekend.
Or go to Vinopolis to taste wine. Then relax at Rio's (it's got a garden if it is daytime where you can sunbathe). Go rowing at Regent's Park boating lake. Have drinks at the Tattershall Castle overlooking the London Eye. Ride in different cars on the London Eye and see if you can see under your woman's skirt... then say 'I do not believe it, that hot number up there is wearing no knickers!' and get everyone else to notice her. Take a picture next to the guard at Buckingham Palace - they never smile. Go knock on Gordon's door or at least be photographed in front of it. Obviously we need photographic evidence that you've been here and done all that, eh?
Have a lovely weekend.
Orgasminator
Yes, but what is your personal view Ben? do the swinging benefits outweigh the swinging cost? Do you have to have a swinging budget as such? Can you afford to swing as often as you'd like or have you got a cosy arrangement in place that means you don't have to worry about such things.
Orgasminator
I can't believe this guys, encouraging each other to peform a crime! 
Bosses are people, too, you know.
I had a boss, a very sadistic man, just a couple of years older than me who killed the joy out of everything. He often had me in tears and I did put in an official complaint to no effect. We were both valued members of the company and had to sort it out ourselves.
Well, one day, when I didn't want to go to work, my husband drove me there and came to pick me up at the end of the day. Wearing his brightest smile he knocked on my bosses door. 'Just want to say hello' he told me, and closed the door behind him. What went on afterwards is hard to describe but I got a glimpse of boss cornered and my hubby banging his fist on his desk. Boss kept saying 'let's call her in and ask her' but hubby said 'leave her out of this, this is between us, man to man' and something like 'women are like flowers, you must treat them nice' ending in 'who do you think you are, the King or God, you think you will never die?!!'
By that time there was a small crowd observing from the corridors. I was thunderstruck and thought 'that's it, I lost my job'.
Well, I didn't lose my job and my boss became civil and considerate thereafter. He apologised a few days later and said he hadn't realised how his behaviour affected me - not in so many words but you know men's apologies... an offer to bring you a cup of coffee tells heaps ;)
Before leaving for the UK, he was on annual leave but he rang and wished me all the best. He said we had our differences in the past but I was good at my job and he had no doubt things would work out well for me in England. It was sweet of him and sounded genuine.
Sadly this man passed away on a dreadful car accident recently. I can only hope that he had made more friends than enemies in his life and that if the Pearly Gates do exist, he's made it through.
Bosses are people, too, you know.I had a boss, a very sadistic man, just a couple of years older than me who killed the joy out of everything. He often had me in tears and I did put in an official complaint to no effect. We were both valued members of the company and had to sort it out ourselves.
Well, one day, when I didn't want to go to work, my husband drove me there and came to pick me up at the end of the day. Wearing his brightest smile he knocked on my bosses door. 'Just want to say hello' he told me, and closed the door behind him. What went on afterwards is hard to describe but I got a glimpse of boss cornered and my hubby banging his fist on his desk. Boss kept saying 'let's call her in and ask her' but hubby said 'leave her out of this, this is between us, man to man' and something like 'women are like flowers, you must treat them nice' ending in 'who do you think you are, the King or God, you think you will never die?!!'
By that time there was a small crowd observing from the corridors. I was thunderstruck and thought 'that's it, I lost my job'.
Well, I didn't lose my job and my boss became civil and considerate thereafter. He apologised a few days later and said he hadn't realised how his behaviour affected me - not in so many words but you know men's apologies... an offer to bring you a cup of coffee tells heaps ;)
Before leaving for the UK, he was on annual leave but he rang and wished me all the best. He said we had our differences in the past but I was good at my job and he had no doubt things would work out well for me in England. It was sweet of him and sounded genuine.
Sadly this man passed away on a dreadful car accident recently. I can only hope that he had made more friends than enemies in his life and that if the Pearly Gates do exist, he's made it through.
Hi Calista, how's Morbius?
Orgasminator
Quote by Dawnie
- get nail extensions - never had them and would only get them done for myself, not for a man.
- get pedicure - As above
- buy sexy knickers - I only ever buy sexy knickers and I want them, wouldn't buy them just for a meet.I could probably just use a pair I already have, the mans not going to know if I've worn them once or twice before, as long as I've washed them in between :lol2:
- put petrol in car (well if you don't go anywhere, you don't need to fill up, do you?) - fair enough but just try to make it a local meet
- buy condoms - Get the free ones from the clinic Clinics don't provide latex-free condoms
- pay babysitter - fair enough
- get special meal for babysitter (...) - nope, they come after tea or they would have whatever I was making. Something cheap like pasta which is easy. My babysitter is a vegetarian and to be honest I don't want to spend my pre-meet time cooking.
- buy outfit for going out - Nope, would never bother. I am most comfortable in my jeans so whats what I would go to a meet in. A person is playing with me, not my clothes (I hope) and I want to feel as relaxed as possible. As a full time lone parent, clothes were the last thing in my mind so it was good to have an excuse to buy something new and pretty.
Not so bad my way is it
No, it is not bad at all :smile2: I wish I had your confidence in life! But who knows, maybe that will change in the near future if I meet a man who will look past appearances. :swingingchair: 
Orgasminator
No relatives in this country so sending kid off to another country is not an option, I am afraid, especially as airlines won't take unaccompanied minors under a certain age.
Teenagers in neighbourhood... only boys and believe me, you wouldn't want to trust a young child with them!
But great ideas if my situation had been a bit different :thumbup:
As for looking good, I find when I make an effort with my appearance, it makes me feel more confident. When I feel confident, I become sexy and attractive. I think men like women to be well turned out, same as we like them to be clean and presentable. Or am I wrong?
Meat2pleaseu (omg, just realised what your nick says... I always read it 'meet' ) I don't know where the land of milk and honey is but I am sure if he ever finds it, he will signal like a bee.
I like munches, it is a no pressure environment where you can meet people you would have perhaps discounted by an awkwardly written profile or a bad photograph and be mesmerised by their personality. I had fun at a munch in 2006 where I met Sarah and other lovely members.
Can't help feeling a bit frustrated... need the sexual excitement in my life, mustrealise some of my fantasies whilst I am still able to and to do this I need a regular swinging partner with a can-do attitude.
Hmm, maybe my bank would approve a swinging loan? Though it would make much more sense for the NHS to pick up the bill - after all sexual happiness equals stronger defences, therefore less sick days and medicines! I'd be doing thema favour!! :lol:
Teenagers in neighbourhood... only boys and believe me, you wouldn't want to trust a young child with them!
But great ideas if my situation had been a bit different :thumbup:
As for looking good, I find when I make an effort with my appearance, it makes me feel more confident. When I feel confident, I become sexy and attractive. I think men like women to be well turned out, same as we like them to be clean and presentable. Or am I wrong?
Meat2pleaseu (omg, just realised what your nick says... I always read it 'meet'
) I don't know where the land of milk and honey is but I am sure if he ever finds it, he will signal like a bee.I like munches, it is a no pressure environment where you can meet people you would have perhaps discounted by an awkwardly written profile or a bad photograph and be mesmerised by their personality. I had fun at a munch in 2006 where I met Sarah and other lovely members.
Can't help feeling a bit frustrated... need the sexual excitement in my life, mustrealise some of my fantasies whilst I am still able to and to do this I need a regular swinging partner with a can-do attitude.
Hmm, maybe my bank would approve a swinging loan? Though it would make much more sense for the NHS to pick up the bill - after all sexual happiness equals stronger defences, therefore less sick days and medicines! I'd be doing thema favour!! :lol:
Orgasminator
Do you ever feel put off by the cost of swinging?
When I recently met a guy from here, my expenses went through the roof. Here's a breakdown of where the money was spent/invested:
- get nail extensions
- get pedicure
- buy sexy knickers
- put petrol in car (well if you don't go anywhere, you don't need to fill up, do you?)
- buy condoms
- pay babysitter
- get special meal for babysitter (...)
- buy outfit for going out
Considering my lack of sexual activity in the past *cough number* years and my eagerness to redress that, I calculated that the cost of swinging would soon put me out in the streets. Fortunately, the gentleman offered to help with half the babysitting costs but in the end that proved too much for him, too, and he fled for greener pastures where the maids have heaps of money and no kids.
I am not quite sure what to do now.
> Give up?
> Date men who don't care about what a woman looks like as long as she can service their needs?
> Persevere and hope to find a man who can pace himself up and is not fazed by details?
What do you guys do? I expect some of you already have established networks of FBs or grown-up kids that can be left on their own, but if not, how is the cost of swinging affecting you? This a question for both male and female members.
When I recently met a guy from here, my expenses went through the roof. Here's a breakdown of where the money was spent/invested:
- get nail extensions
- get pedicure
- buy sexy knickers
- put petrol in car (well if you don't go anywhere, you don't need to fill up, do you?)
- buy condoms
- pay babysitter
- get special meal for babysitter (...)
- buy outfit for going out
Considering my lack of sexual activity in the past *cough number* years and my eagerness to redress that, I calculated that the cost of swinging would soon put me out in the streets. Fortunately, the gentleman offered to help with half the babysitting costs but in the end that proved too much for him, too, and he fled for greener pastures where the maids have heaps of money and no kids.
I am not quite sure what to do now.
> Give up?
> Date men who don't care about what a woman looks like as long as she can service their needs?
> Persevere and hope to find a man who can pace himself up and is not fazed by details?
What do you guys do? I expect some of you already have established networks of FBs or grown-up kids that can be left on their own, but if not, how is the cost of swinging affecting you? This a question for both male and female members.
Orgasminator
Quote by TheAnalogKid
As for mediums and clairvoyants et al. Utter bollox. Taking a plausible notion and using to their own ends is despicable. I know I will offend a few folks who've been to see them, and say "they knew so much about me"... but I will stick to my guns. They are charlatans!
I used to 'read' the cards for my friends for fun (not tarot, just normal deck of cards. I would let them ask a question but before they asked it, I'd get a notion in my head that red card would mean yes and black card would mean no, or that a small number would be a no and a big number would be a yes and other variations. We all had a laugh because my friend asked if she was going to the USA and the answer was no, but a few questions later she asked if she would be accepted at the uni in the USA and the answer came up as yes. She said I had to improve my 'system' to sound at least a bit plausible because if she got accepted at Princeton, she'd definitely go!
My friend never went to the USA but got into Princeton. She decided her path lay elsewhere and today she is Mother Superior at her own monastery.
This is just an example of things happening the way I had predicted in a sense. It got me worried and I spoke to a very religious lady who told me to stop the fortunetelling at once because Satan was using me as a tool and was making things happen according to my answers. :shock:
But was it Satan? Or was my friend influenced by the reading (subliminally) and sort of fulfilled the prophecy? And was my random answer generation as random as I thought?
Orgasminator
I can relate to some of the stories.
When my grandma died, we had a pact for her to communicate to me about the 'after-life'. She did, so I believe it exists. The dog kept well out of her bedroom; he'd stand at the door with his hairs raised and growl. Her bell would ring startling us all. That bell could not be rang by a gust of wind (not that there would be a gast of wind in a closed room). Her spirit rested after a few days, though. It's hard to leave the mortal world - you always want to make sure your loved ones will be alright before you move on to the next phase of existence.
I have often had prophetic dreams like another member here and also wrote down the details and discussed it with friends/family. I dreamt of things before they happened and just before they actually happened my breathing would arrest and I'd say 'I know what comes next!' and sure enough, it would happen as I had predicted it would.
Yesterday I got dumped but it was no surprise as I knew it was going to happen. He was rather taken aback. It's my sixth sense - the ability to pick up vibes and interpret them.
Sadly, I do not make good use of my premonitions. It's all these red flags being raised that I tend to ignore. I suppose I ignore them because I yearn to live free and not in fear. Sometimes it is better to do something and fail than to do nothing and wonder about it.
When my grandma died, we had a pact for her to communicate to me about the 'after-life'. She did, so I believe it exists. The dog kept well out of her bedroom; he'd stand at the door with his hairs raised and growl. Her bell would ring startling us all. That bell could not be rang by a gust of wind (not that there would be a gast of wind in a closed room). Her spirit rested after a few days, though. It's hard to leave the mortal world - you always want to make sure your loved ones will be alright before you move on to the next phase of existence.
I have often had prophetic dreams like another member here and also wrote down the details and discussed it with friends/family. I dreamt of things before they happened and just before they actually happened my breathing would arrest and I'd say 'I know what comes next!' and sure enough, it would happen as I had predicted it would.
Yesterday I got dumped but it was no surprise as I knew it was going to happen. He was rather taken aback. It's my sixth sense - the ability to pick up vibes and interpret them.
Sadly, I do not make good use of my premonitions. It's all these red flags being raised that I tend to ignore. I suppose I ignore them because I yearn to live free and not in fear. Sometimes it is better to do something and fail than to do nothing and wonder about it.
Orgasminator
I am facing this problem... we want to swing but in my mind swinging involves him and another (or more) man whereas he would love a MFF situation. We had a 'soft' swing experience with another couple recently (and I use the word soft in quotation marks because I am not too sure what is what) and it was fine - probably because no one felt left out. I am scared of how I'd feel in the presence of another female. I don't think I am confident enough to go through that. But I am certain I would enjoy having two men all to myself! Selfish, or what :P
Orgasminator
We are planning a reunion and trying to locate the old school mates. At first I was feeling a bit insecure about it because I didn't want people to pity me but then realised that they do not pity me, they envy me! To them I am a woman who has lived her life under her own terms and had lots of fun without worrying about doing things the conventional way just because that is what you were supposed to do.
DG, don't worry too much about things, just go and have a laugh - the years will roll back and you'll be giggling with your old school mates till it hurts.
As for meeting Mr Right, you never know where he is ... he might even be in here as we speak!
DG, don't worry too much about things, just go and have a laugh - the years will roll back and you'll be giggling with your old school mates till it hurts.
As for meeting Mr Right, you never know where he is ... he might even be in here as we speak!
