depends on what pen u have.
If it's a biro, lick ur finger so it's all wet and then rub it on the nib (ahem).
If it's a quill ... i dunno, sharpen it and dip it in ink ?
Has that been any help ??? :lol2:
Trix xx
When i was in my teens, my mum had 2 american guests to dinner. Picture the scene, both my middle-aged parents and their middle-aged America friends, then my 15 year old self and my best friend all sat round the table in a suburban dining room in Surrey.
My parents and their friends were swapping tales of their various travels, and got on to talking about travel vacinations and then onto the tops of injections as a whole.
The husband of the American pair became very animated, talking about his frail old grandmother who had come into contact with cholera and been given an emergency vacination.
"and guess where they stuck the needle ?"
he cried, excitedly. "where!" we asked
He pointed downwards in a dramatic gesture and exclaimed
"right in her fanny !"
there was a moment of shocked silence as our British minds asked, did he really just say "fanny" at the dinner table, and then we laughed uncontrolably for about 15 mins.
A rare occasion of something GAINING in translation lol
I have a 10 month old cavalier king charles spaniel. Quite literally, i cant stop him sleeping wherever i'm sleeping.
When i first got him as a tiny puppy, i tried to impose the regime i wanted - that he could sleep on his bed in the corner of my room but no on my bed. But he howeled and howeled and howeled - to the point where i was worried my neighbours would complain that he was keeping them awake (i live in a terrace and my landlady had saidthat though she couldnt stop me getting a dog but would throw me out the moment the neighbours complained to her about him).
I'm hoping that maybe when he's older and doesnt want to be with his "mummy" so much, i can move him back to his own bed. Any advice about how i can do this ?
Thanks, Trix xx
Wow, what a great bloke you must be! You clearly have so much respect and consideration for others i just cant wait to have sex with u ! God I'm horny !
BTW, there's no honesty in what i've written above.
fem 4 is spot on.
giving dt is incredibly easy once u know u can do it.
EASY AS PIE WAY
lie on ur back and tilt ur chin up as far as u can, this stretches out ur throat
have him stand, kneel behind u, as though 69ing (dont get him to lick u to begin with, concentrate on getting the right angle to take him all in)
this position will almost alwasy allow him to just slide right in
agree with him that at an agreed signal (like a push on his thighs) he pulls out straight away. U cannot breath at all with cock in ur throat and breathing is nice.
NEXT STEP, ALSO PRETTY DAM EASY
on ur knees, pull his cock downwards so it slides down ur throat and u raise urself up to meet his body.
THEN U CAN DO IT ALL !
lol, just remember to keep ur throat stretched so that the angle of his cock matches it.
BIOLOGY CAN BE A PAIN
I have been with guys who i just cant deep throat because his cock is too curved or too wide. however, this is very rare
MIX IT UP
remember, while ur lying, kneeling or whatever, u can still do all the usual bj stuff like play with his ass, nips and balls, give him that eye contact, play with urself, whatever it is that turns u both on
CUM ?
This is really bad, but DT is great for girls (and boys!) who arnt keen on the taste of cum, because it just goes straight down - u dont taste it at all
TISSUE
supressing my gag reflex usually makes me nose and eyes run. It's not a sexy look but the guy normally is too busy being pleased with himself to complain that u jump up and blow ur nose.
Have fun !!!
Trix x
I dont mind being winked by single guys. Probably cos i'm looking to meet them ;)
Seriously though, i appreciate that single males must send out a lot of mails with very little returned interest from the swamped couples and single fems. I have no problem, then, with being invited to look at their profile by wink. As long as any future corespondence is meaningful between the two of us.
Trix xxx
A couple from my teenages years ...
Radiohead, bones. The actual lyric is:
"we used to feel like any other bones"
but it REALLY sounds like
"we used to feel up any young blondes"
heheheheeheheh.
Also Gene, i cant remember the song name, but the actual lyric is
"would u feed me from your palm"
but the weird singing makes it sound like
"Would u feed me from you bum"
:shock:
xxx
I totally agree ! The programme is awful!
We get Delia showing us how to cook out of tins from her particular chosen store (which i think most of us can mannage, what we want is to learn how to do the clever stuff!) and then we get 'treated' to insights into Delia's personal life ! Wow, tell me more about your mother's speeding ticket and how much you love going to church.
I feel that Delia is trying to get funky and copy Nigella's style, but actually she just looks like a twat.
How can you be excited by tinned meat?
Oh yes, Happy Easter !
lol
xxx
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