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Xdionysusx
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50
UK

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Quote by lilacgem
Dont have a mirror that can reflect the bed... it represents a 3rd person in the relasionship!
Does anyone else folow it??

Nope, never looked into it & by the sound of it I'm glad lol
What if I have seven mirrors that reflect the bed :shock:
Then i guess your in for an orgy!!!!!!!! :twisted:
As aforementioned we have 2 cats...
Unfortunately for our daughter... 6 months of them with us has caused her many trips to the doctors... now diagnosed as a cat allergy!!!
banghead
Although common... which got me thinking...
I once went out with someone who had a dairy allergy... i mean what on earth is left to eat without ANY of that!!!
It didnt work out!!! lol
Anyone else???
Quote by fabio
don't get me started on topics close to my heart and stomach!!!!
turkey breast and ham on honey oat bread, green peppers, red onions and loads of lite mayo...........

OOOOOO yea honey oat bread!
Beasty likes his toasted but i find it makes it too dry!
I prefer mine like my women... moist!! lol
Ours is the BMT everytime!!!!!
:thumbup:
Meat, cheese, lettuce, cucumber, tomato
olives, peppers and sweet onion sauce!!!
Quote by LondonPlaything
i never let a black ladder cross my path!
lp

dunno
Dont know that one lol!
Quote by jaymar
I only follow the walking under ladders one, I'm not that bad other than that. I have a friend who is serious right down to not saying certain words on a Friday! that and don't tell anyone on a Saturday what you dreamed of on a Friday night, apparently it comes true. confused

Oh my god i know that one!
Trouble is when i was young i was really paranoid about my friday night dreams...
.... it didnt help that i always went out on a friday night and got pissed then had weird dreams!!!!!!!!
dunno
Following on from superstitions...
I am the proud believer in the ancient principal of
Feng Shui...

My favourite is the use of red in the southern corner of a room for love.
Or a lamp to activate a corner of the chart... i.e money, health, learning or love etc.
Dont have a mirror that can reflect the bed... it represents a 3rd person in the relasionship!
Dont have pot pouri... there dead flowers... dead is not good!!!
Beams or pictures above your head in bed can cause ill health!
Everyone has a direction they should face when sleeping... hmmm depends on the room!
Keep walkways clear and the house clutter free...
We fail this one with our kids!!! :doh:
Everyone has a colour they shuld have around them... unfortunately magnolia seemed better than multi-coloured!!
And so on...
I did a full chart of my house once... took days... then moved not long after!! :sad:
Does anyone else folow it??
I have my funny little ways but i pick and choose my superstitions....
I have 2 black cats, by coincidence but you never know!!!
I dont walk on 3 drains!!!!! :doh:
But most things i dont really fuss about!
What about you?
:sparring: :scared:
I am pleased to say i had breakfast today.....
.... a chocolate & caramel rice crispie square!!!!!!!!
lol
Any comments !!
.............
I'm sure you can buy one of these as described on the web!!!!!!!!!
rotflmao
Quote by varca
I have 2 rashers of grilled bacon, 1 sausage, mushrooms and a poached egg every day during a working breakfast meeting at I have tried toast and cereal etc but it just doesn't give me the energy I need to get through the day. A good breakfast kickstarts your metabolism and is the one meal that we all should not miss out on. Plus I really enjoy mine mmmmmm biggrin

OMG! :shock:
Any jobs going at your place!
rotflmao
Quote by simon1980
hi please can all u couples tell me how u ask each other about getting into swinging?
simon

Single male... but married!!!!! blink
Quote by sword-stileto
A cold beefburger that was in the fridge this morning at 6am when we finally got in from Dogging redface
But on a normal day Stileto does'nt eat breakfast & i'm normaly having my cereal at 1am before I go to work .

Ewwwwwwwwwww poke
Quote by Woody61161
biggrin had a madras curry in bed for breakfast at today,too tired to eat it last night :thumbup: PS i forgot to say hi..

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Quote by CambsMan
Hi all,
A question for you

First of all well done for being real!
The swinging scene is the result of us acting on our fantaies and is a alternative world aside from our household chores, stressful jobs and demanding children.
So what happens when we have everyday real hangups that can hinder our fantasies.
As you rightly say it should not matter if the chemistry is there before the clothes come off!
passionkiss
I think the fact that everyone has something they do not like about themselves shows us we can all overcome our fears and how others perceive us in order to fulfill our desires.
There are many forms of scars, some emotional, some physical and some both, but they make us who we are.
Its the snog that counts for me... beyond that is a result of accepting each other no matter what lies beneath the layers of clothes!!
Following on from the lazy sunday theme! biggrin
We skipped breakfast and went straight to KFC while out shpping at 1pm! :lickface:
Well apart from the fact i wasn't awake until midday!
But to be honest i never have breakfast, i find i'm just not hungry until about 11am!!!!!!
Is it just me!?
dunno rolleyes :dunno:
Quote by devondelight
Well I've been out and am back home again now.
Seen mother in law .. just put roast in to cook. Pork and roast tatties with veg and gravy .. not forgetting the apple sauce ... yummy
DD

Blimey!!!!!!!!!! :shock:
Can i come to yours next sunday!!!!!!!!!!
eBay
Personally we love it! biggrin
I can not believe the bargains we have collected over time.
If we need something we always check ebay against the high street!
The bonus is if i dont like it or its crap... then you just sell it again! Result!
:happy:
Have you noticed the wirdest things on there for sale!!!!!
:confused: :confused:
Quote by keeno
Sunday morning. I should be tidying the garden. Weeding my veggies, cutting back some bushes, painting my shed but its raining. So I'm here. Looking for some entertaining chat and banter
What should you be doing instead of being here?

Well i have only just got out of bed!!! redface
I knew full well we should be out doing the shopping... i even dreamt we actually were whilst asleep!
lol
So i must log off and bog off to Tesco!!!
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Quote by Srne
At the end of the day folks........ it gets dark!
Whats important is that we have our own points of view and opinions an belief systems and as long as it aint hurting anybody, whats the problem with that!?

Here here!
Belief is just that.. belief.. it is unique to each individual.. its is personal and an expression of that persons morals, confidence and future wishes!!
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Quote by Dirtygirlie
Hmmmm... I have a thing about clocks (all eleven of them!) and in October I couldn't be bothered getting the ladders out so half of them don't need changed tonight!
:giggle:
Yes... I'm a lazy trollop! biggrin

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Clever me arranged a very early start tomorrow morning.. only to realise the clocks go forward tonight!!
:doh:
Why did i do it!!!!!
So i wondered.. Have you ever missed something REALLY important because you forgot to do it!?
Or how long after did you get away with going into work late! :rascal:
rolleyes biggrin
Quote by redangel
Having read about a program on T.V about sex addiction, although it hasnt been shown yet, I thought I'd google it, and see what it came up with.
I had a look at the Sex Addicts Anonymous website, and they have 12 questions to self assess your addiction.
I realise that SAA is a life saving organisation for some people, but I answered yes to several of the 12 questions, including the one above.
Am I really a sex addict?

Are you?

OMG!!! They must know me.. apart from the dodgy bits!!!!!lol
A Useful Tool for Self-Assessment
Answer these twelve questions to assess whether you may have a problem with sexual addiction.
1. Do you keep secrets about your sexual or romantic activities from those important to you? Do you lead a double life?
2. Have your needs driven you to have sex in places or situations or with people you would not normally choose?
3. Do you find yourself looking for sexually arousing articles or scenes in newspapers, magazines, or other media?
4. Do you find that romantic or sexual fantasies interfere with your relationships or are preventing you from facing problems?
5. Do you frequently want to get away from a sex partner after having sex? Do you frequently feel remorse, shame, or guilt after a sexual encounter?
6. Do you feel shame about your body or your sexuality, such that you avoid touching your body or engaging in sexual relationships? Do you fear that you have no sexual feelings, that you are asexual?
7. Does each new relationship continue to have the same destructive patterns which prompted you to leave the last relationship?
8. Is it taking more variety and frequency of sexual and romantic activities than previously to bring the same levels of excitement and relief?
9. Have you ever been arrested or are you in danger of being arrested because of your practices of voyeurism, exhibitionism, prostitution, sex with minors, indecent phone calls, etc.?
10. Does your pursuit of sex or romantic relationships interfere with your spiritual beliefs or development?
11. Do your sexual activities include the risk, threat, or reality of disease, pregnancy, coercion, or violence?
12. Has your sexual or romantic behavior ever left you feeling hopeless, alienated from others, or suicidal?
If you answered yes to more than one of these questions, we would encourage you to seek out additional literature as a resource or to attend a Sex Addicts Anonymous meeting to further assess your needs.
Quote by earthchild
ok something that in a way has come out of the check in desk.
is it possible to shag friends and stay friends
is it easier shagging friends than strangers
let me elaborate on my opinion
swinging is my lifestyle and through it i have made some very good friends, sometimes i wonder if playing with these friends would damage the friendship we have or would it strengthen it.
personally i think it strengthens it, from my experiences i have played with friends and it has been amazingly relaxed and easy and sometimes if things didnt go quite right it was easy to laugh about it etc, the pressure to perform isnt quite the same as you know they will still be your friend afterwards and there will always be another time
another example is a vanilla one
myself and a female vanilla friend, sat one friday night, wine was flowing (yes you can see where this is going cant you) she knows i am bi, we end up watching porn someone had brought me for my birthday, cutting long story short we end up with toys out, then start using them on each other, then end up going down on each other redface
this could have been extremely awkward afterwards especially as we worked together, luckily our friendship was such that everything was fine and we sometimes have a giggle about it.
so for me yes shagging swinging friends is brill and much more fulfilling for me, but dont think i would do the vanilla friend shagging again.
Earthy xx

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OMG!!! I did that work.. friend.. colleague thing tooo!!!!!
Luckily also survived!
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Quote by redangel
Having read about a program on T.V about sex addiction, although it hasnt been shown yet, I thought I'd google it, and see what it came up with.
I had a look at the Sex Addicts Anonymous website, and they have 12 questions to self assess your addiction.
One of the questions was
your sexual activities include the risk, threat, or reality of disease, pregnancy, coercion, or violence?
Leaving aside the coercion or violence, all sexual activity leaves you at risk, threat or reality of disease and pregnancy.
I realise that SAA is a life saving organisation for some people, but I answered yes to several of the 12 questions, including the one above.
Am I really a sex addict?

Are you?

Well ermm..
Hi my name is foxy..
AND I AM A SEX ADDICT..
:giveup:
I feel that being bi-sexual only makes it worse!!!!!
boink
Quote by Srne
We have been on SH for 2 years now and thought we had heard it all, you know the ones guys, the people that claim to have a female but she is never around to say hi on the phone, or just popped out when the guy is wanking and asking for webcam chat, will ring you but never does and then texts out of the blue to say "she is soooo horny an what underwear has miss srne got on"
Well like i said we thought we had heard it all, cut a long story short an all that, been chattin to "cpl" on msn whose computer doesnt work when good old mr srne is on the scene? lol anyway we been askin for fem/fem chat that has not happened, "why you want a fem/fem chat" "they" says "u seen our pics" (yeah strangely not ones of u together an none other than ur lady in what can only be described as porn poses)but i digress, we ended up saying look we really cant be arsed now, been toying with you for ages an u are obviously a very sad lonely wanker, we get back this peice of literary genius via text
"(name suppLIED)has been ill in hospital and has undergone surgery on her throat, she wont be able to talk on the phone for a while but if you can send us some pics of ur gf naked that will make her much better as she cant wait to suck on her dripping pussy"
FFS :lol: miss srne's pussy is very nice and everything but i didnt know it could provide miracle cures from post op pain an suffering, does anyone want to pray at the holy cup of Miss SRNE? could be the new fountain of Lourdes!!
Can anybody top this excuse we would just LOVE to hear them!! :lol:

:shock:
Is he for real!!!!!!!!
Although there is a single male.. coverts as couple.. culture on here!
rotflmao
Quote by MikeNorth
The Empire cinema in Huddersfield gets mentioned in this forum occasionally. Don't know anything about it though - you could do a forum search.

Huddersfield thats miles away from the mids isnt it?
It has always been a fantsay of mine to have sex in a booth while watching in a sex / strip place!!!
Though i did get to have a very lovely butt nakid dancer do her thang for me while i was sat on a chaps lap (clothes on!) in Legs 11 a few years ago!!!!!!!
I was horny as hell when i left there.. and since found my own butt nakid lovely lady to do her thang for me... that i get to touch!
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Quote by Ukwineman
I want to buy a gift for a very close friends and she needs a set of Tarot cards. They have to be given to you you cant buy them yourselve which is why she does not have a set.
I want to buy a used set in a wooden box, i just missed out by 50p on an auction on ebay because i was watching the stupid rugby banghead :banghead: :banghead:
any one know of any shops localish to me in herts that i can visit or should i just continue with ebay.
suggestions on types of cards and boxes would be helpful to.
thanks

I have a couple of sets as i really felt the ones i first brought ten years ago chose me!
I have since brought others only to be still sat in their box in the cupboard!
I have found that angel cards make a great accompanying tool to a really good reading.
I also do palmistry, psychometry and medium readings.. but finding time is very differcult in lifes hectic days!!
I'm sure she will find if she is comfortable with them or not instantly!
I do have one tip for her... meditate.. meditate.. meditate!!
It really does make such a difference and welcomes love.. healing light.. and protection for her readings.
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Quote by Drewxcore
i picked this one because it really has something to do with my real name!


Damn your avatar and pic.. no wonder i wake up with both cats at the bottom of the bed!!!!!!
redface lol