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bluelarma
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
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Greetings All
Had a look at Dambusters thread about guys measuring their reminded me of an ex girlfriend who was worried about what her pussy looked like.
No obvious jokes here please.
She was worried it wasnt the right shape/length etc.
I suppose its no difference with us guys worrying if we have enough between the stumps so to speak.
This probably explains why more women are having plastic surgery in that area.
I would be interested in what the females think of this?
Had a look at Dambusters thread about guys measuring their reminded me of an ex girlfriend who was worried about what her pussy looked like.
No obvious jokes here please.
She was worried it wasnt the right shape/length etc.
I suppose its no difference with us guys worrying if we have enough between the stumps so to speak.
This probably explains why more women are having plastic surgery in that area.
I would be interested in what the females think of this?
Greetings All.
Have been looking at the posts recently and there seems to be a lot of people who seem to think being over 50 means they are now over aged for sex and it me or is there a new law out that says its Ilegal??
Cant say that Iam in the age group yet but has now got me rushing out to Boots to get as much anti-ageing cream thats on the shelves.
Imagine the headlines on your local news: Two OAPS were caught in a lewd act at a bingo hall police have arrested them and charged them with being to old for sexual intercourse.
The defence lawyer in court said: My lord this lady has had a hard life she looks 10 years older than she present the birth certificate!
Now I know why cosmetic surgery was born.
Have been looking at the posts recently and there seems to be a lot of people who seem to think being over 50 means they are now over aged for sex and it me or is there a new law out that says its Ilegal??
Cant say that Iam in the age group yet but has now got me rushing out to Boots to get as much anti-ageing cream thats on the shelves.
Imagine the headlines on your local news: Two OAPS were caught in a lewd act at a bingo hall police have arrested them and charged them with being to old for sexual intercourse.
The defence lawyer in court said: My lord this lady has had a hard life she looks 10 years older than she present the birth certificate!
Now I know why cosmetic surgery was born.
Greetings Postie
You have started something now those numbers are embosed on your mind for ever.
You didnt win today but imagine not doing the lottery next wednesday or saturday or next year,10 years, 20 years what if they came in.??????
mmm gots u thinking this could be the road to the gambling abyss, it starts with a lotttery ticket,then scratch card, then bookmakers,then flying to Las Vegas for a betting holiday,online poker, , two snails racing in ur back garden and betting with your neighbour what snail will win !!!!
This is how it all starts with one lottery ticket oooooooo the pain u could suffer.
Seek help now its the first sign of
ps
I know a good counsellor by the way lol
You have started something now those numbers are embosed on your mind for ever.
You didnt win today but imagine not doing the lottery next wednesday or saturday or next year,10 years, 20 years what if they came in.??????
mmm gots u thinking this could be the road to the gambling abyss, it starts with a lotttery ticket,then scratch card, then bookmakers,then flying to Las Vegas for a betting holiday,online poker, , two snails racing in ur back garden and betting with your neighbour what snail will win !!!!
This is how it all starts with one lottery ticket oooooooo the pain u could suffer.
Seek help now its the first sign of
ps
I know a good counsellor by the way lol
Greetings all!
As a wet behind the ears newbie I had to pluck up courage and put my first ever post on SH.
From the warm welcomes I receieved it put me at ease.
However on the other side of the coin I would love to hear from regulars or old timers with their FINAL posts on SH.
It would be G8 to hear what you think would be on ur epitah post to all and sundry, summing you up or alternatively a funny/good experience you had from SH that would go down in history.
I look forward to hearing some interesting stories.......
As a wet behind the ears newbie I had to pluck up courage and put my first ever post on SH.
From the warm welcomes I receieved it put me at ease.
However on the other side of the coin I would love to hear from regulars or old timers with their FINAL posts on SH.
It would be G8 to hear what you think would be on ur epitah post to all and sundry, summing you up or alternatively a funny/good experience you had from SH that would go down in history.
I look forward to hearing some interesting stories.......
Horny Red
Thanx god theres someone who remembers and had good memories of raves, is this post similar to saying: "I used to be an alcholic" did u? It feels like it a bit by the replies lol. :cry:
I did go to cream a few times it was good and like you said v hazy.
The warehouse and outdoor events were excellent and the buzz of a finding an illegal rave through the grapevine on a saturday nite seemed to make it even more exciting.
Darkfire:
Have I offended anyone whats the AUP stand for? Sorry if not the right sort of post.
Markz:
I wasnt involved with any of the exodus meets, I wouldnt class them as ravers as they had a little bit of politics with there nites and sort of had the travelling community at there wrong with that just a different set of people.
Naughty:
Your not being naive as you arent into raves.I best not say to much as I may get myself in only just joined so dont want to rock the boat as darkfire said about the rules.
Thanx god theres someone who remembers and had good memories of raves, is this post similar to saying: "I used to be an alcholic" did u? It feels like it a bit by the replies lol. :cry:
I did go to cream a few times it was good and like you said v hazy.
The warehouse and outdoor events were excellent and the buzz of a finding an illegal rave through the grapevine on a saturday nite seemed to make it even more exciting.
Darkfire:
Have I offended anyone whats the AUP stand for? Sorry if not the right sort of post.
Markz:
I wasnt involved with any of the exodus meets, I wouldnt class them as ravers as they had a little bit of politics with there nites and sort of had the travelling community at there wrong with that just a different set of people.
Naughty:
Your not being naive as you arent into raves.I best not say to much as I may get myself in only just joined so dont want to rock the boat as darkfire said about the rules.
Going back to my halycon days of going to raves in the early nineties I wonder if there was anyone that still goes? Or had some good memories? 
We had many a g8 time especially when the outdoor raves were in their height before the clamp down by the goverment.
Some of the big uns I went to were:
World Party
The Cross
Bagleys-Kings x
The Rocket Club-Holloway Road
Cambrige Corn Exchange
Miinstry Of Sound
The Park-Kensington
Classic rave chat was:
Whats your name?
Where you from?
What you on?
How many have you done?
Good ole days!!!!
We had many a g8 time especially when the outdoor raves were in their height before the clamp down by the goverment.
Some of the big uns I went to were:
World Party
The Cross
Bagleys-Kings x
The Rocket Club-Holloway Road
Cambrige Corn Exchange
Miinstry Of Sound
The Park-Kensington
Classic rave chat was:
Whats your name?
Where you from?
What you on?
How many have you done?
Good ole days!!!!
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