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27 Jun 2005

YOU know what they say about someone with big feet???
BIG SOCKS....
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27 Jun 2005

WHAT!!! in the eye sockets...?????

ok ear muffs for your ears and gogles for your eyes, then u can go and try some Double penetration......in the other to holes.....
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27 Jun 2005

so has everyone bought their book of speed camera spots......
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27 Jun 2005

Yea i think DOuble penetration is one in each hole, with the lady wearing some protective gogles to protect her other two holes....
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27 Jun 2005

Yea in my eyes Double Penetration is one in each hole.
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27 Jun 2005

RIP Twice -a-night Whitely
countdown will not be the same again....
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27 Jun 2005

mate never had any spam mail off this site.....never posted my email addy either!!
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27 Jun 2005

Yea welcome to swingingheaven, mate....

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27 Jun 2005

yea babe just get a popup blocker there are loads at...

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25 Jun 2005

sorry babes but im not from your neck of the words, but i do love the welch accent...
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25 Jun 2005

It was on too early for me to get up and watch and im kidda glad i decided to lay in bed...
I think WOODCOCK has got other balls on his mind.....
and decided to pick a lot of friends instead of the new blood...
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25 Jun 2005

wow babe 6 and a half stone in 6 months....that is quite a lot i think that sounds a bit dangerous.
Im no expert but u are probalaly better putting a little back on and try to lose it gradulally not excessivly...
I feel u should just cut out junk food (sweets and takeaways) and eat more fruit and veg...and let time do the rest....
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25 Jun 2005

Babes got another thing u can also to to speed up your computer DEFRAGMENT it..
to do this go to
START - All Program - Accessories
if u can't find it type it in on the help link on the start bar....
this will reorganise your harddrive resulting in it going faster...
hope this helps
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25 Jun 2005

It has never happened to me, but i do find it quite interesting and to a certain extent a little eroticthe though of finding a neighbour or a work collegue on the site....
it just goes to show ...
U CAN'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER !! !!
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25 Jun 2005

never happened to me b4 mate but i wish i had a girl that had a dream like that!!!!!!
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She must literally be sex-in the brain.....

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25 Jun 2005

Welcome to SwingingHeaven DaFunkyone, hope u find what u want...
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25 Jun 2005

Well done Alex....
Just got mine....lol.......resit for sad

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OH well....ill try harder next time

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25 Jun 2005

princess i totally agree u look fine in that pic, and if u still wanna loss some weight try taking up some extra hobbies beside sex sex sex and more sex... like swimming..
but remember don't give up the sex sex sex and more sex
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25 Jun 2005

Mate u need to register first with the link Sgt. provided!!!!!!!!

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25 Jun 2005

Mate it is very easy to sign up to the chat room
just folllow the options word by word.....
try again and PM me if u still can't get it!!!
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25 Jun 2005

Mate try highlighting the text u wanna print......then on the print options select
PRINT SELECTION or similar option
I hope this helps....
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30 May 2005

boobie chickenLips...
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29 May 2005

gone to shave my balls....

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27 May 2005

mate get a account easy to use and free......and to your question i think when u clikc send it will send the email.....
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26 May 2005

i don't know how u drive Yoda style....lol....the van was stopped when i was behind it and it turned off after the lights changed.....but im sure he did drive Yoda styles!!
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