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easy_going_dude
Over 90 days ago
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If you're reading thanx for the advice re Opera - loving it.
Hope all is well with you and hpoefully here from you soon. Your contributions will be sadly missed
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Are you going to call in the emoticons police ?

I'm just showing off 'cos I've realised how to get some cool emticons!!

You've been dipping into my secret supply haven't you?? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: wink
Maybe....... am I in trouble....? bolt
Quote by PoloLady
Do's
Turn-up in fresh pants

Blimey - what if it was the middle of winterr. Could I put a heavy jacket over the top ??
Simple - a pair of pants. WHen anyone asks him he simply responds - "I;ve just came in my pants!"
Boo-boom !! :doh:
Quote by PoloLady
Having given myself the mother of all hang-overs, which I am still suffering from even though the cause of it was last night! Please, please please, what are your best hang-over cures?

Buy Milk Thistle tablets that you can pick up online for about £6 from Healthspan. Take one a day.
I'm not a chemist (so correct me if I'm wrong) but the milk thistle cleans out your liver removing the toxins that are in there. When you drink the liver has to work double time to remove the toxins and the alcohol.
I didn't believe it but started taking them last xmas and have not really had a hangover like i used to suffer them since !!
wink
Quote by zootle
There's a couple of lovely ladies where I work. If I found out they swung it'd be fantastic!
:rascal:

lol..... :laughabove:
But have to agree with you !!
If somebody wanted to sweep you off your feet what should they do and what should they definitely not do ?
Great thread by the way wink
Quote by Silk and Big G
A good sense of humor will get you through most problems in life.

Hear Hear !
biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Quote by leprechaun
well if he is to come in here lets help him with a forum name
what do u think would be a good forum name for robbie williams

Perhaps Mr Smug - I'm sure I might be with all his money and legion of fans idolising everything he does.
Quote by Libra-Love
Well, I'm on my way out to confront the past :confused: sometimes these things just need to be done. dunno

Hope it goes okay then kiss
Quote by Libra-Love
:P Wow...a man who watches fashion... :inlove:

redface
Quote by Steve_Lincs
I'm wearing pink stillettoes, orange fishnet stockings,a purple basque (with socks stuffed inside redface ) and a green tutu :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

I wonder what Trinny and Susannah (if that's their names!!) from 'What Not to Wear' would say ??
Quote by Steve_Lincs
Here i was sniffling like mad and Clare says why dont you have a sniff of Vix,so the question is Vix can i have a sniff :giggle: confused:

:laughabove: :grin: :grin:
Quote by frogster
Who’s bald says one of the men, finding it hard to hear with a soggy peanut logged in his right ear. Him over there, shouts the other chap…. Oh you mean “Big Mac” says the temporary deaf one, using an improvised peanut extraction tool made from a strip of hardened tarmac…. Yes says the first chap……… and what the fuck is that on his arse?
They all look interestingly at the “tattoos” on his arse and concurred that it looked like a picture from a “Disney” film, ending with Dumbo’s trunk disappearing up his arse crack, only to reappear on the other side.
Well I never, said the first guy…….. I bet you did, said a seductive voice emanating from somewhere behind the shower curtain……..
Right, shouts “Big Mac” you can all…………………………………
My three words are:- Undulating, Eisteddfod and Pythagoras
Frogster

.....Piss of out of here, I'm off to the Eisteddfod in Wales today. The others left and Big Mac made the way to Wales driving on the long undulating roads. A few hours into the journey he stopped in a little quaint village and was surprised to see a statue of Pythagoras mounted in the middle of the village square. Intirgued by this, he walked over to read the inscription below:
"Every man has been made by God in order to acquire knowledge and contemplate."
This made him think......what about woman ?......
Next three: Battenburg Cake, Electric Shock and Emmerdale
After a few minutes one became separated from the others as he still had the mango up his arse and was finding it hard to keep up the pace. Out of nowhere walked Dracula, slightly tipsy, swigging from a wine-bottle with what looked like red wine it.
'Oi, Dracula' shouted the man. 'Can you give me a hand?'
Dracula walked over and inspected the mango spoiled bum and after inspecting it closely said 'sorry matey, I aint going near that without a pair of rubber gloves!'........
Next 3 words:
Furr Ball
Magic
Tape Measure