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gailen
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
Bisexual Female
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Sexpert
Im in that well known swinging void of Berkshire/Hampshire(N). Seems that there is either nothing going on around here or its a well kept secret.
However - I have a warm, safe, discreet house waiting to be used by a couple (or more) today , Friday 30th. Its available from now - until mid evening when unfortunately i have work!
Obviously there will be no fees of any kind.
Also, there would be no participation on my part - unless it was requested.
Oh yes! - where is it?
Its in the Reading/Basingstoke/Newbury triangle not far from Aldermaston.
I know its long shot but its there if you want it!
(Bet if i was up North id have loads of replies - lol)
However - I have a warm, safe, discreet house waiting to be used by a couple (or more) today , Friday 30th. Its available from now - until mid evening when unfortunately i have work!
Obviously there will be no fees of any kind.
Also, there would be no participation on my part - unless it was requested.
Oh yes! - where is it?
Its in the Reading/Basingstoke/Newbury triangle not far from Aldermaston.
I know its long shot but its there if you want it!
(Bet if i was up North id have loads of replies - lol)
Sexpert
Hi - weather is a bit hostile isnt it! - If any couples are thinking of going out tonight - then maybe i can help?
I can accomodate one or maybe two couples on Friday from early to mid evening (when i have to work!) in a discreet, safe, warm venue not far from the 3 towns mentioned. No fees of course!
Naturally id like to be allowed to watch, but any participation on my part would be at your request. I do have an ad: 471960.
This is a genuine offer for genuine people. Couples and single ladies welcome.
(Hopefully ive said enough, but im sure someone wiull tell me if i havent!)
I can accomodate one or maybe two couples on Friday from early to mid evening (when i have to work!) in a discreet, safe, warm venue not far from the 3 towns mentioned. No fees of course!
Naturally id like to be allowed to watch, but any participation on my part would be at your request. I do have an ad: 471960.
This is a genuine offer for genuine people. Couples and single ladies welcome.
(Hopefully ive said enough, but im sure someone wiull tell me if i havent!)
Sexpert
Quote by freckledbird
Why ask in here if nobody's answered your AD - people who read ADs may not even look in here.
Because basically my posting - like many others in this section - forms an ad!
Quote by freckledbird
If you haven't got a response, assume that nobody's interested.
Cant argue with that point.
Quote by paul4fun
I want someone to give me £1000,000. This a genuine advert. Repeat - this is a GENUINE advert!!!!!!!
Everyone is a critic or a comedian. :doh:
Sexpert
Hi - i stay regularly at my sisters house near Basingstoke (Tadley) and from Sunday 4th she will be away for a week. Any couples (or singles) that need somewhere to meet are welcome to PM me.
Basically im a mature guy (55) and im a voyeur. I would only participate if all parties are in agreement. I can take photos for you and i can provide a massage. Im no hunk or model type, but im clean, smart, intelligent and above all genuine! Come and have a relaxed time and a glass of wine lol
Photos arent necessary as i dont want to be labelled as a pic collector. Age isnt a problem nor is size or status. All i ask is that you give me some notice as i do have to work. Can be daytimes or evenings or late! Just let me know in advance. I have an ad - 62411 and there is a face pic on that.
Mods - I hope this message is OK
Basically im a mature guy (55) and im a voyeur. I would only participate if all parties are in agreement. I can take photos for you and i can provide a massage. Im no hunk or model type, but im clean, smart, intelligent and above all genuine! Come and have a relaxed time and a glass of wine lol
Photos arent necessary as i dont want to be labelled as a pic collector. Age isnt a problem nor is size or status. All i ask is that you give me some notice as i do have to work. Can be daytimes or evenings or late! Just let me know in advance. I have an ad - 62411 and there is a face pic on that.
Mods - I hope this message is OK
Sexpert
Great question Helen.
My memory would have to be the first day i spoke to my sister!
Let me explain briefly - I was adopted at birth and had "always" known i was adopted.
After my adopted dad died - my mum suggested i try to find my Birth Mother - so i began.
It took 6 years and during that time my mum died also - but on February 24th 1994 i received a phone call from my sister - from the USA.
Our mother had married an Americam serviceman after my birth and eventually moved to the US. I had 3 half brothers and a sister. Sadly i lost one brother from cancer in 2000 but i did get to meet him.
The memory of that first meeting in Houston, Texas is just too good to let go.
My memory would have to be the first day i spoke to my sister!
Let me explain briefly - I was adopted at birth and had "always" known i was adopted.
After my adopted dad died - my mum suggested i try to find my Birth Mother - so i began.
It took 6 years and during that time my mum died also - but on February 24th 1994 i received a phone call from my sister - from the USA.
Our mother had married an Americam serviceman after my birth and eventually moved to the US. I had 3 half brothers and a sister. Sadly i lost one brother from cancer in 2000 but i did get to meet him.
The memory of that first meeting in Houston, Texas is just too good to let go.
Sexpert
That is disgusting behaviour and as has already been said - gives single males an even worse reputation.
We are NOT all like that - in fact for my part i think im almost the opposite - im always slow to go to another car.
So to all N Bucks couples (and there doesnt seem to be many) please be careful and remember there are some good guys out here too.
By the way - i drive a silver people carrier
We are NOT all like that - in fact for my part i think im almost the opposite - im always slow to go to another car.
So to all N Bucks couples (and there doesnt seem to be many) please be careful and remember there are some good guys out here too.
By the way - i drive a silver people carrier
Sexpert
Quote by Eagerslut9
Yep! Guilty as charged (on occasion) but we do have our problems too (and we pay more road tax than a car and are just as entitled to use the road, don't forget). We don't have the same stress as driving a car but we're under constant pressure to deliver/collect on time and it's got a lot worse in the last couple of years. It's a very competitive business, trucking, and the high tax on fuel in this country exacerbates the problems for hauliers. Many British companies have gone to the wall in the face of foreign companies whose trucks don't buy their diesel over here.
I just read this again! Whilst i TOTALLY agree with you about fuel costs and competition etc - Some of us are also in competition - i have to make airports in time etc! Realistically - its no different from a truck driver - its all about time and customer service! - Im with you if you read this properly!
But i often let trucks pull out in front of me - i just wish that some truckers would consider other road users as well !
Sexpert
Quote by Eagerslut9
Yes indeed - it does exist!
An empty road ahead apart from two trucks and just as you get to them one decides to overtake the other and takes about 2 miles to do it!!!!!!!
Yep! Guilty as charged (on occasion) but we do have our problems too (and we pay more road tax than a car and are just as entitled to use the road, don't forget). We don't have the same stress as driving a car but we're under constant pressure to deliver/collect on time and it's got a lot worse in the last couple of years. It's a very competitive business, trucking, and the high tax on fuel in this country exacerbates the problems for hauliers. Many British companies have gone to the wall in the face of foreign companies whose trucks don't buy their diesel over here.
Sorry to rant. I didn't mean to get too serious on this thread, but it had to be said.
Actually - i have every sympathy for truckers - fuerl costs etc!
BUT it i work with truckers and it doesnt make the slightest bit of difference to "back off a couple of clicks" now and again. *yes im ranting too - SORRY*
rant over!
Sexpert
I sent them a sweet-worded reply apoligsing and explaining that i couldnt attend that night, but despite the genuine reasons, i suspect i have been labed a timewaster by them and have heard nothing back.
Will keep trying anyway.
Yes im sure - but if it had been the other way around -??????????
I wonder?
Will keep trying anyway.
Yes im sure - but if it had been the other way around -??????????
I wonder?
Sexpert
Quote by master55
I'll second all the above :!:
But have just had a change of luck.
I've recently been in contact with what seems a very nice couple.
We are arranging a pub meet next week. :cheers:
So I'm keeping my fingers crossed :!:
Then believe me when i wish you the best of luck!
Sexpert
Quote by hornyred and dino
Battle of Britain ,, for some bizzare reason i find the spitfire a thing of great beauty
Now there is a lady of taste!
The Spitfire IS a thing of beauty! and yes - what a good film!
But saving private ryan for realism - has to be the best! (i agree about the dodgy story line tho!)
Sexpert
Quote by Silk and Big G
and complaining of the lack of couples and ladies out there showing or sharing. I find it amazing that we have posted an ad in the dogging section and only TWO replied!
Now, I'm not saying there should be some mad queue, after all, we may not be to everyone's taste or even close by location, but Im simply stunned with 'unsuccessful' dogging whinging, the endless waiting in car parks and the following day moans about wasted evenings.
It boggles my mind!
Silk
HI - i live in Buckingham and i believe ive actually replied to your messages a couple of times before - and got no response!
Now maybe im not your type - but quite honestly - you cant moan about no responses to your ad - if you dont respond when you do get a reply?
(maybe my replies were crap ? - lol)
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