That's a good thought, Postie, but wouldn't myt mate be exhausted, by the time we'd papered the whole room?
.....oh. I see what you mean.
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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
Straight Female, 66
0 miles · Devon
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Warming the Bed
An unusual enquiry.....
My missus has unfeasibly large and firm breasts, which look absolutely delightful when I come over them.
I would like to capture this tableau for posterity, but Sod's Law applies to this, as in all human endeavours.
When I happen to have the desired placing, consistency and quantity, I never have my camera handy. But when I try to set the scene up deliberately, it's always one of those days when I don't produce enough to cover such a vast acreage, or it looks like baby's dribble, or it's a pearl-necklace job (well, YOU try aiming accurately.... to say nothing of the recoil effect from such a large calibre weapon). Yes, I AM lying.
Soz.
Anyway.... Even when I roped in a young friend as an assistant, it didn't work. He got so excited that he went off like a fire-extinguisher, missed completely, and re-plastered half the wall. And you can hardly ask for a re-take.
So my question is this. Anyone got any ideas on a synthetuic substitute, for photographic purposes? Tried handcream, baby lotion, flour-n-water; none of it looks right. Anyone here from the porno industry?
Mike
My missus has unfeasibly large and firm breasts, which look absolutely delightful when I come over them.
I would like to capture this tableau for posterity, but Sod's Law applies to this, as in all human endeavours.
When I happen to have the desired placing, consistency and quantity, I never have my camera handy. But when I try to set the scene up deliberately, it's always one of those days when I don't produce enough to cover such a vast acreage, or it looks like baby's dribble, or it's a pearl-necklace job (well, YOU try aiming accurately.... to say nothing of the recoil effect from such a large calibre weapon). Yes, I AM lying.
Soz.
Anyway.... Even when I roped in a young friend as an assistant, it didn't work. He got so excited that he went off like a fire-extinguisher, missed completely, and re-plastered half the wall. And you can hardly ask for a re-take.
So my question is this. Anyone got any ideas on a synthetuic substitute, for photographic purposes? Tried handcream, baby lotion, flour-n-water; none of it looks right. Anyone here from the porno industry?
Mike
