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hornycpl
Over 90 days ago
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r there ne genuinely well endowed men out there? were talking at least 9ins here.
weve met a few guys who claimed to be, but alas, they were all mouth and definitely no trousers! lol
get in touch if u fit the bill.
were waiting.......
j & m xx
were looking for a cpl or bi fem in the mids or surrounding area mainly for clubbing meets (chams, etc) but also private home fun. we cant accomocate at the mo, but r willing to travel.
were young(ish lol). shes 22 n hes 32. both attractive n up for most things (except watersports n scat sex).
if ur interested, pm or mail us n well get back 2 u.
hope 2 hear from u soon,
j & m xx
i used to get up at ten o'clock at night, half hour before i went to bed, work 29 hrs down pit, AND pay owner for privilege of working there, then our mum n dad would kill us n dance about on our graves.
but you try telling that to young uns today n they wont believe you!
hi there.
were a young(ish) cpl (f 22/m 32)from bham, willing to travel. looking to meet single bi girls or cpls with bi fems for mutual nsa fun.
get in touch if interested.
j & m xx
how about this 1 with Mr. Creosote....
Waiter: "but its only a thin little wafer."
Mr. Creosote: "fuck off! i cant eat another bite!"
guess well have 2 give it a try in the week sumtime then. maybe next thurs? who knows?
j & m xx
WEVE FOUND THAT SUNDAYS R ACTUALLY THE BEST DAY. HAVE U EVER BIN ON A SUNDAY?
J & M XX
Thou shalt throw the holy hand grenade on the count of three. Three shalt be the number of the count, and the count shalt number three. The count shalt not be two, unless thou then progress immediately to three. Four shalt not be the number, nor shall it be five. And six is right out as well.
and my personal favorite.... MY BRAIN HURTS!!!!!
we cant do thursday (got work next day) but can make it on sunday if ur gona there then as well?
we are still here u know. were just talking to people through pms.
not had much to say here cos there bin no mention of nethin goin on, just people sayin they living here!
our point was people never arrange anythin here, such as munches etc. they all just say where they are from, then thats it!!
anybody in the mids area fancy meeting up at chameleons tomorrow?
theres us and another couple going but you know the saying... the more the merrier! lol
send us a msg n well get back to you to arrange times etc.
j & m xx
why is it there never seems 2 b anything going on in our area?
weve put msgs up here before and got no replies, and i never seem to c anything fun being arranged in the midlands.
r we the only people round here who have fun?
hi there peeps.
just wondering if anybody is going to chameleons on sunday? we fancy meeting up with some people and having some fun!!
if youre going, or want to meet up with us there, get in touch.
j & m xx
does it really hurt people to send a quick reply? even if only to say your not interested? they took the time to read your msg/profile and to send you a msg. aint it common courtesy to reply?
were off out in a bit. anybody else going out round birmingham? if so, where? we wanna meet some of you beautiful people.
hornycpl xx
we know what you mean sunbunny, its just a fantasy of mine to watch my gf give a really well hung guy a blow job and maybe shag him. we cant help what turns us on can we? lol
are there any guys out there with big cocks (8 inches+)? my boyfriend would like to see me suck off a huge dick, preferably somebody from the birmingham area. who knows what will happen if you are the right guy...
hope to hear from you soon
hornycpl.
hi there,
were going out tonight n wanna know where the mids action will be? if anybody wants to arrange a meeting somewhere, get in touch.
hornycpl
hi there,
nebody wana arrange a dogging meet in the mids area? cpl like being watched wana find new sites.
mail or pm us details pls.
hornycpl
hi there,
were a couple from birmingham looking to meet singles/couples from the mids. we are m32 str8, built where it counts lol; f21, bi-curious (bi-girls or cpls with bi-fem welcome), 38d, size 16, likes her men BIG.
pm us with your msgs pls.
hornycpl