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mark__surrey
Over 90 days ago
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Master of Sex
its well known it looks at your email contacts then viruses them too! the sick bastards that do this should be killed by a rampant bull elephant.
they cant get me though ive too much security.....
seuirityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy its a wooonderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfull thing.....
Master of Sex
hes jealous. id love to join you for some fun and games, i think youre both great. hes probably sat at home all alone wanking over some glued together copy of razzle, sad bastard.
Master of Sex
to fast to live, too young to die.
dawn they are lovely and your coffin will have to be a special shape, it would have to have too speed humps on the front to accomodate your wonderfull breasts which im deeply in love with. wink
Master of Sex
its hard lying in a bass drum, taking fotos of yourself with a cold cymbal on your private parts.a reward for effort at least should be mine . imagine if the band members see it.
christ! i hope this is open to men too, ive sent it now, i was wet too! oh, no !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: and with no t apologies sgt bilko.
Master of Sex
you have to blend in here my friend, like camoflauge.
or a praying mantis.
speaking of prayers , youll need to say yours if you upset jags or blue.
"GOD HELP YA "
Master of Sex
its getting tedious.
im proud of what ive got and have found most women like it to.
i cant help what ive got neither can you.
im proud , so should you be.
if you have your health your doing well.
goodnight post.
its over.
Master of Sex
but its nice to have a dream or a fantasy.
keeps me going in my mundane excistence.
Master of Sex
might be a great shag he cant read or spell either, some people like me sometimes arent the best at typing and hit the wrong key, then its too late.i often edit and spell check my , and ive never had a complaint yet!
Master of Sex
cool cmon gulrs get this going then the boys could do a dare/post that you gurls nominate us to do, itll be great fun!
Master of Sex
im not in the toon til november 21st! any cpls or single gals fancy a chat and a drink ?
Master of Sex
you with a naughty smile........ which i know you have wink sticking your tongue out. thatd do it for
Master of Sex
id love to face that avatar for real, what a bum! yum yum............... wow! what i could do with my tongue right now.
nice one blue !
Master of Sex
if only youd change your mind and let me watch when your man fukt you and let me join in or let him watch whilst me and you did.
still i keep on dreaming, take care you rampant sex kitten.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x wink
Master of Sex
can pervy young men have an invite, no?
didnt think so!
good job im not a perv then.
Master of Sex
all had a better one than me, :cry: i spent the weekend working at home building work etc. doing the band site and practicing my drumming!
boring i know but there you go. rolleyes
Master of Sex
hello all, yes i know you know all about me but, what the hell im posting this anyway.
im a fit 30 yr old single white guy looking for single girls and cpls for no strings fun.
id like to ideally meet you and have a few drinks maybe a meal to break the ice and see how we get on. (if we do get on maybe make this a regular thing?)
im muscular, fit have a great body and sence of humour ,well endowed and above all well mannered!
im non pushy and can travel and accomodate.
i have a lovely house set in a very discreet location and easily reached by train car or space ship!
only female aliens please though!
im into most things hetro and im very boradminded but, giving ladies the utmost first in pleasure is my prime objective.
please see my ad number 145032 for more details and pics (facial and explicit.)
all pics are two weeks old.
if you need more info about me or you want to chat on msn fine get in touch.
thank you for reading, take care ,play safe and have fun,regards,mark/surrey.x. cmon what are you waiting for?