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motherwarnedme
Over 90 days ago
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I'm pretty new as well but you and I face the same problem. Single females (bi or not) are rare as hen's teeth. Good luck with the search and if you ever decide that you want to try a mmf instead let me know ;)
Sorry to do this; but this has been floating around techie circles for years with a few different variations.
Which that in mind; I help companies put in systems that track what employees do on computer. Lots of very good reasons such as corporate due diligence complying with stock market regulations for insider trading and accounting procedures.
Bottom line is that if you work for a company of more than a couple of hundred people; they know exactly what you do on your work computer including online chatting, emailing (including , etc) and surfing.
Don't get caught with your knickers down at work folks. :twisted:
I have three from working at the Ministry of Agriculture (like DEFRA):
Sheep are not as stupid as you think.
Politicians are as stupid as you think
Never stand behind a cow when it coughs
Lately I have been calling mine UB40 as it has been unemployed (with the exception of some backhanders smile )
Had my tongue pierced twice. You should have a firm tunnel of skin formed after a week and fully healed in two weeks. To speed healing take Vitamin C and Zinc supplements. It makes a world of difference.
Other things which will help is to avoid any irritation to the tongue while healing. No spicy food or food requiring alot of chewy. Soups and yogurt are your new friends. If you can do it; don't use toothpaste when you brush your teeth. Just use water when brushing and then rinse your mouth with something like Tech2000 Oral Rinse. If you have to use regular mouthwash dilute by 50%. Also remember to always rinse your mouth after you have anything in your mouth. Use bottled water if you do not have Tech2000. You can buy Tech 2000 online from Coldsteel at , although I have found that many pharmacies stock it as well. There are similar products to Tech 2000 (and I do not own stock in the company) but it is the one I have experience of.
Everyone's mileage varies. Listen to what your body is telling you and enjoy it.
I can't vouch for this place as I have never been. However here is the direct link:
to their website.
Please let me know if you go and how you found it. Its extremely local to me.
Thanks everyone, sad as it maybe that has made me feel so much better.
Not to worry I would not be rude in return. I just ignored it and went straight here for the pity ;)
I can take rejection when someone isn't rude. WBB herself shot me down, but in such a polite way that I was smiling after reading her reply. In fact WBB is a model for all of us.
ALL HAIL WBB worship
Thanks again
Yes I do. Female lol
Thanks everyone. Smashing tushie on Vicky_uk's avatar; is that yours :shock:
I'm not that wino; never heard the story. Do tell.
Just checked and the lot Judy was writing about is gone. Either eBay pulled it (they aren't known for their sense of humour) or they sold. He still has one lot left which you can find if you search on wife and knickers.
Part description -
EX WIFES KNICKERS
Hello campers, up for auction today is a pair of my ex wifes knickers. These knickers are brand new and un used (unlike the last lot i tried to flog) Anyway, as these knickers are some of the rare ones that she's NOT had round her ankles, i would like them to go to a new home. New and un-used.
I know I shouldn't laugh at another person's pain but damn sometimes its so hard. rotflmao
Maybe I have a bent sense of humour but I am pissing myself laughing at that. Thanks for cheering me up Judy lol
Well I met someone online here who I thought I had lots in common with. Exchanged some emails and chats; getting along fine. Send her a face pic and get the response:
" Not interested" :censored:
My ego is in tatters. Its not like I'm Quasimodo. banghead
Can someone please just give me a cyber hug?
The original text is from a Catholic (no misprint you read correctly) marriage prep course. Sometimes they have the right idea lol
YMMV especially as I am a man, but I have had all the standard peircings including my cock. The nipples hurt the most, but that pain only lasted a couple of seconds.
Having said that, if you thought your nipples were sensitive before, they will be unbelievably sensitive once healed. I can almost cum from having my nipples played with and sucked now.
Remember as well that the nipple will be "out of action" for at least two months to heal properly, so you need to decide if you can wait that long.
P.S. I know from some friends who work as strippers that most men loved female nipples pierced. Every single one has had her tips go up once her nipples were pierced. Send pics if you get it done cool . A good resource for research is but be warned, there is so very heavy stuff on there relating to pain, bloodplay, castration and amputation.