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naked__cleaner
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 74
0 miles · Cambridgeshire

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Right, I'm just going to have a shower in the cellar, then I'm off home
Got an early morning meeting, but will be back to clean up this mess later tomorrow morning
Nite everyone
Quote by exxxiled33
don't think it would matter by the 60th day, if you catch my drift...

WHOOOOOSH
That went straight over my head
What the fook does that mean ????
Quote by hisandhers
Got this idea from the three book thread. Thanks.
So who would you like to be stuck with on a desert island?
Personally would want you all!! :inlove: :giggle:

Oh, most definately ........................ YOU !!!!!
Quote by hisandhers
:thrilled: got Mik & Pete over the head with the mud, but redface I've fallen & landed head first myself in the mud lol
NC hiya babe no you don't need to strip HEE HEE putting a lump of mud all over you :lol:

Oi be careful where you put that mud .....................................
mmmmmmm on seconds thoughts .............................
yeah, I like it right THERE
Quote by Pete_sw
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, dont mention that name, next thing you know he'll be in here causing mayhem and destruction rolleyes
you know I meant NC redface lol

Ok Pete, must have been a slip of the tongue
But I still ain't cleaning up that mud on mi own
Quote by hisandhers
why haven't you lot stripped yet? Don't want little old me being on my own. Can I have a cuddle some one My nipples are sticking out its that cold lol Coat hangers comes to mind :lol:

Errrrm it may have escaped your notice young lady, but I am ALWAYS naked
Quote by Pete_sw
Respectable :shock: :shock:
Your avin a larf intcha? ave you seen what the ladies are up to in all that mud rolleyes
Its gonna take HC days to clean that up :twisted:

HC ?????
Oh, so now Happy Cats is doing the cleaning now is he ?
We had a contract Pete !!!
Quote by philipo18
hey naked-cleaner iv been told by the others your the man to get my office cleaned, is this true

Yep, I'm the one
Just ask anyone in here
Quote by mik69

Mmmmm is that Hotpot I can smell, I'll have a portion of that too

Hotpot :shock: jesus wept this place is turning in to the rovers return rolleyes I refuse to drink in a respectable estsablishment what wouild my friends say :twisted:
Oi Mik, theres nowt wrong with Hotpot, its good for ya
Goes down a treat with a pint too
Quote by hisandhers
cheers Mik, pete don't have msn old comp I'm affraid. Right then I've stripped who's ready for the mud wrestling? lol

Oh Hi Hers, didn't see you there
What you doing wd no clothes on Girl ?
You gonna catch your death !!!
Quote by hisandhers
Hi peeps back coz meeting got cancelled. wots going on in here then its a bloody tip surprised Can I have a vodka n redbull please

YES, it IS a tip in here, and after I cleaned up this morning
You're going to do WHAT ?????
A mud fight !!!!!
Well, don't expect me to clean THAT up
Oh, hi Pete, large Brandy please mate
Mmmmm is that Hotpot I can smell, I'll have a portion of that too
Quote by hisandhers
Naked me confused: NO I always keep my stockings on biggrin

Well, if thats ALL you keep on ....... good enuf for me
:shock:
Quote by Pete_sw
Ok Ok lets get this party started !!!! biggrin :D :D Pete, one yellow down but four other yellows are over the pockets :D Hee hee gonna beat ya this time :D What do I get if I win confused:

you can get me pissed and abuse my body for the rest of the nite :shock: :shock:
oh sorry, it was a prize you wanted rolleyes ok you can use and abuse NC all nite :twisted:
Oh, go on then, you can abuse me all night, but shall expect Hers to be naked too
Quote by cplbbw
Who agrees that NC should get the cleaning contract for the Virtual Bar?

Thats fine by me?
Does free food and drink come as payment ?
Oh Im sure H&H and cplbbw could think of better payments couldn't you guys? :twisted:
i really dont no what you mean pete i keep telling you all im a sweet innocent person, why do non of you belieave me dunno
i need a drink......... looks around do bloody bar staff ill get me fecking own then.......walks off muttering you just cant get the bloody staff these days confused

Don't think you were THAT innocent, when you tied me up in the bar cellar, then took me home, showered me and put me to bed redface
Quote by hisandhers
Where do I start with NC? 69position :69: smackbottom :smackbottom: whip :whip: passionkiss sillyassionkiss: hump :hump: :hump:
lol Don't be bolt not finished with you yet :whip:
:whip: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :69: :69: :hump: :hump: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
Will let you have a drink then :cheers: for a rest

Oh I think you should start with :hump: :hump: :hump:
Then take it from there :lol:
Right, better get home and put this shirt in soak ..... cheers Pete !!!!
Might see you guys later
Quote by Pete_sw
Who agrees that NC should get the cleaning contract for the Virtual Bar?

Thats fine by me?
Does free food and drink come as payment ?
Oh Im sure H&H and cplbbw could think of better payments couldn't you guys? :twisted:
Yeah thats sounds like a far better proposition
Quote by hisandhers
Oh yes NC the cleaner has a very nice ring to it! biggrin Saves me doing it :D wave Nc Don't think weve met on here have we? I'm hers .
Anyone seen Mik 2day? Might still be hiding under the pool table

Hi Hers, no we not met before, pleased to meet you
Mmmm you looking particularly gorgeous tonight
Wheres this clean shirt then Pete ????
Quote by Pete_sw
Who agrees that NC should get the cleaning contract for the Virtual Bar?

Thats fine by me?
Does free food and drink come as payment ?
Quote by Pete_sw
one crispy bacon and egg banjo with no sauce for NC, with one large brandy :cheers:

Thanks Pete, you're a star I'm starving
What the fuck !!!!!
Got egg all over my sodding shirt
Hey Pete, you know I like my eggs hard bolied !!!
That'll be a bugger to get out !!
Oooops, I meant 1000th post
Bacon nice and crispy please, and can you put an egg on that
Hold the brown sauce
Quote by Pete_sw
warms the cockles of your heart (among other things :twisted: )

And the heart of your cockles too lol
Quote by hisandhers
Am I thick or wot? Wots a toddy Pete?

Ooooo a hot toddy is good for warming you up inside
Specially good when you got a cold
Hi everyone
Any change of a bacon buttie?
And a few chips?
And a pint of Lager please barkeep