rainy days carpinters
yellow taxi
needs mature big busted women, to come
to my house ,and cook my dinner and tidy up then maybe if your lucky
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Username: nomis123
Joined: 23 Feb 2005
Total posts: 69
a big day :crazy: :happy:
Ex-girlfriend
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I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
"Yeah," I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!
"Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled.
So I told her to fuck off and I hung up.
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where is the add then plz ?
i know who your talking about :mrgreen:
your being shallow but hay thats you :thrilled: