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Quote by Nomad_Soul
no ciggies near her afterwards.......
after a MMF????? lol or is she a greedy girl?
sean xxxxxx

Its more like a MFPVC
(soun
ded funnier when i thought of it, no wonder no-one else made a similar post)
sounds quit funny sounds quit strange sally xx
Quote by littlemee
its just nobody seems to give the 'little guys' a chance n its time sum1 did so here i am

I think I love you Chorley-bi-fem.
so,do i
not saying i got one :happy: :happy:
Quote by Calista
Does she smoke?

no but i do
She really gets you going, eh?
i was going to suggest he's doing it wrong if he's smoking :shock:
More lube
C x
ok :wave2:
Quote by SunBunny
Does she smoke?

no but i do
She really gets you going, eh?
its very much fuck buddys :cry:
Quote by cu3b4ll
Do you have to empty her when her nose starts to run??
bolt

don`t be so vile redface
yes my blow up dolly Sally ,to be honest hardly used, looks good for her age
is a real slut my question is can we advertise as a couple confused
Quote by ms_naughty
Old ! but what is old ?
I'm not old i'm in my second childhood lol

very good not saying that i am old wink
needs mature big busted women, to come
to my house ,and cook my dinner and tidy up then maybe if your lucky
:giggle:
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Username: nomis123
Joined: 23 Feb 2005
Total posts: 69
a big day :crazy: :happy:
i found out the other day,
the saying im getting flack, comes from the word for anti aircraft
fire ie im getting flack from ether side wink
Ex-girlfriend
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I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
"Yeah," I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!
"Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled.
So I told her to fuck off and I hung up.
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Quote by nomis123
what about silly billy rolleyes

thats what my son calls me :angel:
yeah im use to v buliton but this is a cheap version not being nasty
dos the job biggrin sorry about the dyslexa problem