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norfolknewbies
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
Bisexual Female, 57
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Warming the Bed
Am i old or something.. :shock: i was going to call the RSPC 
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For one of the Mod's....... :karaoke: Jungle Book...I'm the king of the swingers a jungle VIP... :giggle: :giggle:
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We ggot married 16 years ago, and it only seems like yesterday.....Cos it was a really crap day yesterday :giggle: :giggle:
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A warm welcome from us and dont in the chatroom...its far too scary :taz:
and dont in the chatroom...its far too scary :taz: Warming the Bed
OMG ...Just seen a pic of this 
...squashed or what.... i would rather have 1 at a time..lol
...squashed or what.... i would rather have 1 at a time..lol Warming the Bed
Christmas.... invented by a bloke called Jesus, who was a carpenter and made wooden toy's, and now it costs us a bloody fortune
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no probs... name the place, just make sure Harry has his dinner first so he's not late (again), oh yeh and make sure he knows the bus route....
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we will stay in a hotel next time.. so make sure you have your drinking head on Harry...
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So bungle, Zippy and George can stand under it...
If roses are red and violets are blue, why is the grass greener on the other side of the fence
If roses are red and violets are blue, why is the grass greener on the other side of the fence
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it's flat cos its got a puncture
who wants to be a millionare
who wants to be a millionare
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1st Wish.....Keep christmas in December
2nd Wish....dont talk about christmas until December
3rd Wish.....Keep reading wish 1 and 2
Pass me the humbug's...Bah
2nd Wish....dont talk about christmas until December
3rd Wish.....Keep reading wish 1 and 2
Pass me the humbug's...Bah
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We got married in Hell (hull), how glamourous is that....plenty of chips and gravy...and not many religious festivals.. 
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funny, funny, funny.....great way to start the weekend never seen it before.
never seen it before. Warming the Bed
I always find it strange why, on a site like this, that blokes lie about the size..its not as if your going to see it or nothing...
Any way i alway's find a sexy girl and a strap on is more relliable...
jane
xx
Any way i alway's find a sexy girl and a strap on is more relliable...
jane
xx
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Not only that.. i think insighting racial hatred has just been outlawed and there has been a few deported, make sure your not one of them..
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not sure about this topic, live and let live is my policy...
I hope your new life in New Zealand works out for you, but just remember you will be the foriegner or the imigrant to the people of that country.
I hope your new life in New Zealand works out for you, but just remember you will be the foriegner or the imigrant to the people of that country.
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just about to buy a network thingy for the ps2, and i'm with BT internet.. thanks to everyone for all this help... 
thanks to everyone for all this help... Warming the Bed
ok.. so any offers..?? we are Norfolk..... it would be like one of them old porn films, with the line " Oh how am going to pay for your services?"
Just a minute... is that why we have the cleanest windows in road...?
Just a minute... is that why we have the cleanest windows in road...?
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Hi there, can someone please advise me on how to connect a pc, laptop and now the little darling has bought a network adapter for a play station... i only have 1 broadband conection, i think only 1 brain cell working
both the computers have a network conection on the back, and i have a spare broadband modem, but at the moment it's holding the bedroom door open please dont talk in technical terms cos i dont understand... blonde you see..!!
many thanks
both the computers have a network conection on the back, and i have a spare broadband modem, but at the moment it's holding the bedroom door open
please dont talk in technical terms cos i dont understand... blonde you see..!! many thanks
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i agree with you, it has to be with some one on the other end... there are too many blokes saying they are girls to be able to trust a person without a cam... sorry chaps..
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we started playing on our cam a good few years ago.. had some great times and met up with some of them...
The site we used is a world wide site and i suppose other countries have different laws and age limits, so i suppose it could be a issue, but all we found were adult people from all over the world enjoying the same pastime.. Its very horny watching the missis playing on cam with another female who could be anywhere in the world...
The site we used is a world wide site and i suppose other countries have different laws and age limits, so i suppose it could be a issue, but all we found were adult people from all over the world enjoying the same pastime..
Its very horny watching the missis playing on cam with another female who could be anywhere in the world... Warming the Bed
a bloke i knew tried with a dyson hoover pipe....but i think it was just a whirlwind romance..... i suppose you could try it anally for some "syclonic irregation" 
Also met a girl who liked the old tomatoe sauce bottles allway's a bit dodgy if you had dinner round there...!!!
i suppose you could try it anally for some "syclonic irregation" Also met a girl who liked the old tomatoe sauce bottles allway's a bit dodgy if you had dinner round there...!!!
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Hi all, thanks for a great night... nice to be able to put faces to all these names we see on here...
Harry, you must sort out another social evening, we found it a great way to meet some real people and hopefully some new friends..
Jane and Dave
Harry, you must sort out another social evening, we found it a great way to meet some real people and hopefully some new friends..
Jane and Dave
