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quimninja2003
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 45
Bi-curious Female, 45
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1 other thing to mention is that.........if you carry on with cookin your own meals and avoiding the simple carbs and fatty foods....fter a couple of weeks you`l not only feel bettewr but wont want to indulge at all in the foods that we all seem to crave, you`l enjoy the new foods your eating so much more as well...........also i know atkins is bad....but still try to keep a nice portion of protien on your plate........30% of the calories in protien are used ....digesting it!
just my 2 pence worth lol,
eat at an hour after u wake up to boost your metabolism......go for simple carbs ie cereal..
3 hours later have a snack (fruite is good)
3 hours later have lunch.........complex carbs and protien,
3 hours later have a snack again.........also fruit,
2 hours later have a work out .. straight after have simple carbs and protien (preferably in a drink form) simple carbs and protien is need for your muscles to rebuild straight after a work out....
1 hour later dinner .....complex carbs and protien
just remeber sray clear of simple carbs.......apart from after workouts......drink pleanty of water as its used in alomost all of the vital processes of the body..........
following this diet will ultimatly give you energy and weight loss as long as u dont take the piss with portion sizes
thats gotta b some kind of myth.........im better at all of the above..with the exception of ironing<------------just cant get my head round it......(go abit ocd..........must get all wrinkles out biggrin ) oh and with the exception of bj`s lol as well :giggle:
Quote by Versace Vase
Better at doing the more domestic things than men, home making, cooking, washing, needlework, cleaning, you could honestly believe thats what they were put on this planet for. And if you get one that gives a good blow job by what a winner!
wb matey.........ive been keeping your rock nice and warm............................so pull up a seat again and let the games begin
:giggle:
see i was first this time biggrin
Quote by The-Ring
wave everyone
after a spell of nthell, computer meltdown and holidays the muppets are back :giggle:
so much to catch up on so im off to read a few post and post my usually stupid replys rotflmao rolleyes
mr and mrs dpg xxxx
have to admit.....i found out about this site from a guy at work....and for a long time i enjoyed the social side of the site (pre changeover) loved reading the forums etc.......and she knew that i did.......then it just happened into a converstaion one day and weve taken it from there........now i think mrs ninja is more into swinging than i am pmsl lol.....like i say ...i prefer the social side more lol
Quote by Calista
what she said............................<--------and please be aware that it isnt always wonderfull shags and sexy times...............in some circumstances wev been quite scared........think i may be part of a learning curve.....but it is something to think about in any case :-D

It took Morbius at least 2 years to convince me even though we'd had an "open" relationship since we met! Best thing he did was talk to me, leave me to think about it, talk to me , leave me to think about it, suggest I looked it up on t'internet and left me to my own devices, then I was hooked on here ROFL.
Cx
what she said............................<--------and please be aware that it isnt always wonderfull shags and sexy times...............in some circumstances wev been quite scared........think i may be part of a learning curve.....but it is something to think about in any case :-D
Quote by Calista
Personally I'd do a search on the forums, it's been discussed a lot over the years and each time makes an interesting read biggrin
I think the main way would be to talk, talk and talk, discuss with her openly and find out her feelings and if she says no, let it drop and leave well alone.
Cx
sorry for the subtle hi-jack....he he....this thread just reminded me............on a meet we were on, the other cpl had one of theyre mates round , and the subject of s&m came up ...and we wondered why we were getting perplexed looks from theyre mate..............turns out he thourght it meant Small and Medium....oh we laffed.....well actually pissed ourselves ha ha...<----not litrally....thats a whole other fetish lol
if you do a search there are pleanty of threads dedicated to "turning your wife into a swinger"...just remeber dont make her ever do anything she dosnt want or it`l end in tears lol,
Quote by wicked50
how does one get his wife involved into swinging is there any information i can readup on
bugger ....cant blame me for tryin tho pmsl lol grrrrrrrrrrrr.....
both of ya .......
lol
Quote by BiWelshMinx
<-----------------steps in between polo and bi welsh (this must be heaven ).....plz ladees calm down ...........heres a brew :-D

No need to 'step in between us' Ninja thanks.
<-----------------steps in between polo and bi welsh (this must be heaven ).....plz ladees calm down ...........heres a brew :-D
hummm think were in need of a little proffesional assitance bi welsh he he :-D
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Thanks Ninja hun but I have offered Mike my assistance via pm smile
We'll sort it :thumbup:
Minx x x
i agree to a degree but...for instance the peson/s....who were slaggin us off...were doing so in the only room we go in now..........coz thats where alot of our mates hang out.........we had to fight it....because we wanted to stay in that room.....were not ones for giving up..lol.........cant mike give you details of when this person is in chat......and read the chat log.....if they are slaggin em off ....then hammer em pmsl ...
nice to see ya agin biwelsh grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
........electrical shocks through the keyboard when they slagg anyone of....what ya think lol

One chat Op has requested this facility for members who can't read the rules ;)
Seriously this appears to be a clash of personalities (so what? that's life!) I appreciate that Mike is merely asking for advice, but as he has rightly done he has given limited information which I personally think it is difficult to advise on. There are plenty of chatrooms out there, I give other chatters the same advice too, if there is a member you clash with then just find a different room to chat in or create your own.
Minx x x
wouldntthat make ju.....a single fem...bring it on ju lol
Quote by mdr2000
........electrical shocks through the keyboard when they slagg anyone of....what ya think lol

One chat Op has requested this facility for members who can't read the rules ;)
Seriously this appears to be a clash of personalities (so what? that's life!) I appreciate that Mike is merely asking for advice, but as he has rightly done he has given limited information which I personally think it is difficult to advise on. There are plenty of chatrooms out there, I give other chatters the same advice too, if there is a member you clash with then just find a different room to chat in or create your own.
Minx x x
Like I said before..... I avoided HIS room but now find its spread around that I am indeed a single guy who is just perving in couples rooms.....
I'm sure this has started itself........
Mike x
i agree to a degree but...for instance the peson/s....who were slaggin us off...were doing so in the only room we go in now..........coz thats where alot of our mates hang out.........we had to fight it....because we wanted to stay in that room.....were not ones for giving up..lol.........cant mike give you details of when this person is in chat......and read the chat log.....if they are slaggin em off ....then hammer em pmsl ...
nice to see ya agin biwelsh grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Quote by BiWelshMinx
........electrical shocks through the keyboard when they slagg anyone of....what ya think lol

One chat Op has requested this facility for members who can't read the rules ;)
Seriously this appears to be a clash of personalities (so what? that's life!) I appreciate that Mike is merely asking for advice, but as he has rightly done he has given limited information which I personally think it is difficult to advise on. There are plenty of chatrooms out there, I give other chatters the same advice too, if there is a member you clash with then just find a different room to chat in or create your own.
Minx x x
thats what mdr2000 calls me.........hope im not getting a rep pmls
Quote by Pete_sw
innocent :doh: <----------that was shameless i know :-D

Tart rolleyes
:welcome: guys, hope it all works out for you wave
bet ju said that :giggle:
Quote by mdr2000
innocent :doh: <----------that was shameless i know :-D

Hussy........ rotflmao
who me/us nah.....pmsl....im always to pissed to do owt when the time comes anyway lol....sonia gets all the fun pmsl
Quote by Sassy-Seren
innocent :doh: <----------that was shameless i know :-D

Shameless newbie stalker ! smackbottom
i agree kiss
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I can understand not wanting him to go into details, but from the limited information he has been able to give, the impartial advice he has been given here i.e. not to visit, rise above it and to copy & paste any abusive comments seems to be worthwhile to me.
Yes we don't want people detailing personal issues in the forum, but asking for general advice on managing conflict seems perfectly acceptible to me. dunno
also ........i personally dont think this post is in bad taste.......mike hasnt named or shamed anyone, he just wants advice...........sometimes chat ops are too busy controlling the nutters out there to offer decent help..........except bi welsh of course pmsl, and as for using another chatroom to avoid the bad mouther......i dont agree with this at all, why should a decent person/s like MDR2000 be pushed out of a room that he/they enjoy , because an idiot decides to start a slagging match.......i think mike is a little like me....tries to get on with everyone and has the live and let live attitude.........and is a compleat shock when someone seems to hate you for no reason.............need to think of a decent way of stopping these freaks pmsl ........electrical shocks through the keyboard when they slagg anyone of....what ya think lol
sorry mike mate...........didnt mean any of it.......and ive only slagged you off to ...3 full chatrooms so i think your exaggerating .........ermmm seriously,...
do not go to his house with your patented mike charm...you`l end up in the nick pmsl,
we had a similar problem in a particular chat room, being slagged off all the time for no reason......behind the back sort of crap..........it`s ended up with the person/s in question being made to look like a fool/s.............if you get an inckling if bad mouthin..then ask em straight.......in full view of the room.............somethin along the lines of....whats your problem ya da yada yada.......weve done nothing to you....etc.......it made us popular and the user in queston unpopular.............same as the gay comment a cpl of weeks ago in chat........everyone wastakin the piss big time...in the end i had people saying.........can we please just leave this now, i think he`s had enough pmsl......<------dunt bother me anyway lol. take care u2 ...see ya 2 mozz
Munch! Munch! Munch! Munch!....wooooohoooooooo..........really enjoyed our first munch.......now we hungry for more....HLB can you be our hand holder agian pwetty pwees....lol.....................must remeber to stay away from beer at the next one tho......
do many peeps fall asleep at they`re first munch?!.......heard that sonia pulled tho pmsl lol :giggle:
well helloooooooooo....:-D....you could always meet up with us2 ......... :twisted: if ya wanted to get into it gently biggrin
today`s hoilday was cancelled due to insuffiecent cover........got to work....and they have cover so i walked our pmsl lol.........look on theyre faces was pricless :-D
OMG>>>>>that is amazing.................IM horney now reading it .........gonna read it again ...please feel free to write up any of your other meets...you deffo have a way with words
:twisted:
Quote by piercedJon
This is my story.... and my first time....
Its cut and pasted from my text file so hopefully there wont be anything in there that gets me in trouble with SH as I cant be arsed to check it.
If you want to wank over it then feel free... if you find it informative then cool.
Oddly enough I re-met the couple in question via another swingers web site after loosing contact for about 10+ years and we now joke about how they were the teachers and I was the pupil, lol, and ocasionlly when i can get down that way we meet up socially and if all in the mood then play.
The best thing is its and enduring friendship over the last 20 years and still as special to me now as it was a new and interesting experience at the time!
>>> the story!
How I found myself in the strange and wonderful world of group sex.
To use a line from police academy, "many, many, many, years ago"
when I was a not quite, but almost, innocent 19 year old my second
girlfriend went on holiday with her parents to Greece. I mean while
was left to my own devices with my best friend.
I used to live in a small backwater village called Acle; Yarmoth was
only a short train ride away so off we both went with just enough
money to get into the night club and buy enough beer to get
hammered, which in those days only came to about 10 pounds.
Anyway, the night progressed and we got drunk and performed our
usual stage act of dancing like the blues brothers; thank god we knew
the bouncers!
Coming away from the dance floor I was stopped by this stunning
looking woman, she was wearing tight shiny black mini-skirt, knee
length boots, white mid-thigh length hold-up stockings that left a good
6"s of sexy skin on show (boy did I love the 80s), and a black zip up
top (almost like a jogging top) done up to the neck, she made some
comment about how good it was to see someone enjoying themselves
and not worrying about looking like a prat! Her breasts filled the top
perfectly, I guessed she was a 36D, and being unusually daring (I'm
actually very reserved and shy when in normal situations, honest!) I
said thanks, laughed, and said, it made a change when a woman with
such lovely tits spoke to me, instead of my standing in the corner
being to shy to talk to people I was attracted too.
We both laughed and she offered to buy me a drink, who was I to
refuse knowing I'd be walking the 9 miles back to Acle at 2 in the
morning? Anyway we got on well and spent a good half hour talking,
well she talked and I listened while fantasising about what she would
look like naked. She must have known what I was thinking and she
started to talk about sex and how turned on she got when dancing;
being the perfect gentleman I immediately asked her if she would like
to dance, we got up and were soon boogying away to yazz's "the only
way is up".
Being well drunk by this time I was rubbing up and down her body,
and she was doing the same to me... was I in heaven or what, 19 and
dancing with this real woman, wow! As we danced I got more and
more adventurous, pulling her tighter and tighter towards me, rubbing
my hard on against her and nuzzling her breasts as I danced down.
When salt-n-peppers "push it" came on I thought I'd died and gone to
heaven; I was almost Cumming in my trousers... Sod it! I thought, as I
danced down this time I put my hands on her thighs and kissed the
inside of leg just where the tendons show below the crotch, I swear I
believed I could smell her sex.
The music changed and we left the dance floor. She said she would be
back in a few minutes and walked away. Shit!, I thought, I've
buggered that up, why can't I dance without acting the total idiot?, like
some sex starved teenager. Consoling myself with the beer she had
brought I looked around for my friend; the jammy git had his tongue
down this girls throat while she rubbed his crotch, he smiled and got
up, said he'd see me tomorrow and walked off for a "stroll under the
peer".. boy was he better at this than I was. Looking around again I
saw the woman talking to this big bloke, she kissed him took a drink
from his hand and knocked it back. Oh well, time to leave early....
As I walked to the door she stopped me, I asked her if that was her boy
friend and apologised if I'd embarrassed her? Don't be silly, she said,
that's my husband! He enjoys it when I get off with other men. I tell
you, you could have knocked me over with a feather as that was the
sort of stuff you'd have found in my collection of wank mags of the
time. She said that she and her husband would like me to come back
to theirs for a drink, I hesitated for all of 10 seconds, than accepted;
well sod it!, if I didn't get beaten up then at least I could hopefully
have a nice time talking till the early train home.
We all got into the taxi and 10 minutes later were back at theirs, we all
sat down and the conversation went surprisingly easy, I'm fine talking
to people but can never go up to someone and start "chatting them
up"; far to fearful of rejection!.. After about half an hour Mary started
kissing me, I looked at her husband, Mark, who was rubbing his
crotch; he nodded at me, so I started kissing back. My hands moved
up to her top and, shaking nervously, I pulled her zip down, I was
right, her breasts were beautiful and 36D. The nipples were a bright
pink and the dark brown areole puckered and so inviting. I put one in
my mouth and sucked hard, then the other, and back again... Pressing
her breasts together I put both nipples in my mouth and gently nibbled
and sucked them, the taste was sweet and sugary. She stood up and
shook off her skirt and knickers.
I pushed my face into her crotch, sucking her lips into my mouth,
running my tongue between them, trying to find her clit. I love doing
this, the sour sweaty taste of a vagina is one that I remember when I'm
on my own and fed up being single, a favourite memory when
wanking. Her legs started to twitch and I just continued to lick and
suck at the same speed, she sat down with a thump. Her face and neck
flushed bright red and, I swear, a sheen of sweat on her breasts... Her
husband was naked by this time, his hand covered with his cum and
his dick wilting. She walked across to him and started to lick it up, I'd
always thought this sort of thing was made up, even now my
girlfriends have always refused to swallow my cum.
She looked around and asked if I wanted to make love to her, her
words not mine. I took my shirt off, then fumbled around trying to get
my boxer boots off, finally I took my chinos off and stood there
starkers, and somewhat shy! I moved over and started to kiss her back
trying not to look as skinny as I felt, I felt around her body and started
to play with her nipples. I could feel Mark's dick and balls pressed up
against her chest, she took one of my hands and placed it on her
mouth. I could feel his dick going in and out of her mouth. I hooked a
finger into her mouth and she sucked it along with his dick. Feeling
more confident about myself now, I took my dick and put it at the
entrance to her vagina. Slowly I pushed it in. It was warm, wet, and
very inviting. She pressed back quickly against me, I was nearly at my
limit by this time.. Quickly she started to push back and pull forward,
I was not going to last much longer, especially as this was only the
third person I'd had sex with and the fact that she was groaning with
her mouth full of someone else's cock, and I could feel it in her
mouth... I grunted and started to pull out, leaning up.
Mark grabbed my arms and said do it in her, she loves the feeling. I
came in her pushing as hard against her as I could, wanting to savour
every moment, as they say "I came buckets", harder than I'd ever done
before. Mark grunted and came in Mary's mouth, jerking his crotch
up and down, looking totally satisfied with himself. I could see his
balls had risen towards the base of his cock, a small amount of cum
trickling down his shaft and I was totally in-awe of the sight I was
witnessing. This was nothing like anything I'd ever seen in the soft
core videos my mates father had. Mary stood up and walked over to
the sofa, sat down, and asked Mark to get us all a drink. I was unsure
of where to sit, should I get dressed, Mary said "sit next to me, you
don't need to get dressed;" so I did so, starting to feel a little self
conscious. Mary laughed and said, you're quite a strange one aren't
you? You've made me come twice, spunked in me, felt marks cock in
my mouth, and you're blushing and looking embarrassed! Mark came
back into the room, his dick swinging between his legs, Mary and I
looked at each other and burst into laughter, Mark joined in,
thankfully, and agreed I was a little strange being shy after all we'd
just done.
We all sat there talking, quite normally, with everything hanging out.
After we had all started to recover Mary said she could feel my spunk
starting to run out, Mark knelt on the floor and Mary put her legs on
his back. I watched as he started to lick her vagina, putting his tongue
right into her and lapping up my sperm. He leaned forward and put his
tongue in Mary's mouth, she sucked it and said she could taste me, he
went down again and brought more up to her mouth. By this time I
was getting hard again, she lent over towards me and kissed me, I
could taste myself on her as she pushed her tongue into my mouth.
She asked me to kneel up so she could suck me, I was surprised at
how far she could get her lips down my cock. She sucked hard and
fast, Mark was now pounding into her, pulling hard on her nipples,
twisting them while she fingered her clit, she was breathing quickly
and her face and neck started to turn red. Mark pulled out, I quickly
moved and entered her, she started sucking Marks cock now, just
inches from my face. One things for sure about group sex,
homophobia is not an option! especially when you're this close to
someone else's dick. Mark pulled out and Mary kissed me, then
turned and started to suck Mark again, then kissed me again, when she
started to suck Mark again I put my head right up to hers and started
to kiss the corner of her mouth, I put my tongue in her mouth and felt
her tongue against mine and Marks cock against us both, an odd
feeling but not offensive.
Mark and Mary moved, Mary moved me down onto the floor and
leant over me, putting her cunt over my mouth. I sucked and licked for
all I was worth, she sucked me and Mark went behind her, I could see
his balls above me as he started to push into her ass hole. Mary was
licking the underside of my cock, moving her mouth up and down my
shaft, her teeth scraping me gently as she did this.. I started to twitch,
Mark seemed ages away from Cumming his balls hanging low, I
meanwhile was new to this and was ready to shoot again. Mary
pressed the base of my cock with her hand and stopped sucking, for
some moments I thought I was still going to cum, slowly the feeling
went away.
Mary moved up and off me, she twisted her legs from underneath her
and laid back on Mark, holding herself up on her arms. Mark put his
arms around her, pulled himself up and plonked him and her onto the
sofa, still keeping his dick in her ass. I moved forward and licked her
again, then knelt up and pushed my dick into her cunt. The feeling
was indescribable, I could feel his cock right under me, the thin wall
of her vagina between us, our balls banging together as we both
pounded into her. When he came I could feel the twitching as he filled
her ass with his cum, then I filled her cunt again with mine. Mary
cursed as she came, as her cunt contracted it pushed my softening dick
out, cum and juice ran down Marks legs and balls and onto the sofa.
She twisted around and kissed Mark tenderly, then she lent forward
and kissed me. I could have fallen in love then and there, and I guess
in a way I did!
We all went up stairs, and fell quickly asleep. In the morning we had
breakfast together and we met every night for the next two weeks.
Sadly, with hindsight, when my girlfriend returned from her holidays I
resolved to be with her exclusively. We remained together for three
years, moved to Ilkeston, and had a beautiful son together, who lives
with me.
So now you know how I first found group sex, and how enjoyable I
find it.
I've had a few long term relationships since then, but I've never quite
got over that night and I guess I'm searching for someone who will be
with me, in the same way that Mary was with Mark. Loving each
other, but confidently sharing each other. Till that day, I now enjoy
meeting others for group sex, and hope that someone out there is the
right person for me.
If I get time, I'll write up some of my other meetings with other people,
if anyone wishes?
polo...enough of your toilet habits please rolleyes lol
Quote by PoloLady
I bird in the hand is likely to shit at some point :roll:
sent you a pm.....but just to confirm....can we come plzz oh dark one :twisted:
do we need the whip ? :twisted: biggrin