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red_dragon2006
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 42
0 miles · Manchester
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Sexlightened
Quote by splendid_
The two boxes of red vino unexpectedly brought round for me by a friend, just back from his place in France.
And I'm starting to find him curiously appealing, too. :shock:
trollop
:twisted:
Prove it!
Please. :rascal:
do you have a fireplace ?
more importantly do you have a mantelpiece that she can hold onto?
Sexlightened
you could give all your humour away and it still wouldnt be enough!! lol
jeeeeez some people need to laugh on here!
jeeeeez some people need to laugh on here!
Sexlightened
omg! a chocolate thread! 
ALL choccy is gorgeous.
personal faves are cadbury and galaxy...cadbury is cadbury..gotta love it. but galaxy is a smoother richer choccy.
cadburys caramel and galaxy caramel are my faves!
at the minute tho im quite partial to a kit kat with my cuppa tea, love to dip the kitkat in the tea and lick the warm melting chocolate from it!
ALL choccy is gorgeous.
personal faves are cadbury and galaxy...cadbury is cadbury..gotta love it. but galaxy is a smoother richer choccy.
cadburys caramel and galaxy caramel are my faves!
at the minute tho im quite partial to a kit kat with my cuppa tea, love to dip the kitkat in the tea and lick the warm melting chocolate from it!
Sexlightened
Quote by Misterwood
It didn't take me long to realise, that as a single guy I have to (rightly or wrongly) 'sell myself' in my PMs to people.
I'd like to think that if I took the time to write a proper PM to someone, they would realise effort had gone into it, and so would at least respond.... but often this is not the case. It can be very disappointing, and my experience is that couples are just as bad at not replying as single females.
But I'm developing a thick skin, and I shall persevere
agree with everything there mate!
basically, if you dont like rejection.....dont come here as a single male! lol
Sexlightened
Quote by Cherrytree
since ive been here ive had at least 50 messages that have been ignored.
a reply saying thanks but no thanks at least makes me think you are a decent human.
half the time now i cant even be bothered to put any effort into them, id rather just compliment someone or crack a joke!
Out of interest, do you get more replies when you do this? I wouldn't be at all surprised if you did. :thumbup:
i get some, but i wouldnt say more.
ive sent genuine nice compliments to women (no pervyness or asks to meet/play) and youd be suprised how many people cant be bothered to reply to those aswell!
Sexlightened
Quote by naughtynymphos1
why would you want to stop yourself cumming? :shock:
because she falls over when she does!
Sexlightened
since ive been here ive had at least 50 messages that have been ignored.
a reply saying thanks but no thanks at least makes me think you are a decent human.
half the time now i cant even be bothered to put any effort into them, id rather just compliment someone or crack a joke!
a reply saying thanks but no thanks at least makes me think you are a decent human.
half the time now i cant even be bothered to put any effort into them, id rather just compliment someone or crack a joke!
Sexlightened
Quote by Bjlips2008
Has anyone else had someone cum in their eye!!!? OK, OK, I should have blikned in time!! It bloody hurt though...swimmers were chuffed....thought they'd found the biggest ever egg to fertilize!
LOL....any pics of that?
Sexlightened
facebook is the future! lol
ive been using it since it first started and cant imagine my life without it! haha
ive been using it since it first started and cant imagine my life without it! haha
Sexlightened
i find as many single mates as i can and go out and get drunk! the best way for me to get over someone is to get under someone new!
Sexlightened
Quote by winchwench
(I'm many things, photogenic ain't one of them!)
i completely disagree!
Sexlightened
velvet...you could tell him to get on his hands and knees and lick/kiss your boots. then tell him to strip you, slowly, and tell him which item of clothing he must remove one after the other.
then when your naked, tell him where to lick and kiss you. and he can only lick that certain area until you tell him to stop or to lick somewhere else.
make him do that til youre gagging for it and then fuck him
then when your naked, tell him where to lick and kiss you. and he can only lick that certain area until you tell him to stop or to lick somewhere else.
make him do that til youre gagging for it and then fuck him
Sexlightened
Quote by splendid_
check.... did that too....
but it is just as she is cumming and she needs that steady rhythm.. and then I start to cum and it all goes wrong... (shush winchy)
practice makes perfect!
Sexlightened
if i were you, id just make sure your partner is bent over something sturdy, then when you cum you can lazily fall into her, and she can support you. if you have the energy you could run your hands over her and bite her neck...she might even like that!
Sexlightened
Quote by splendid_
if im gonna cum then thinking about other things doesnt stop it! ive tried, and believe me it isnt fun when it doesnt work and you end up thinking about something revolting whilst you cum! lol
i have to pull out and stop for 10 seconds or so and/or pinch the head of my cock.
as for cumming standing up...my legs dont wobble one bit...i kind of feel abnormal for saying that after all your replies!
I can't pinch the end.... it is the clit that is the problem.. not the 'cock'..
ummm and how come you don't get a wobble ? tell me.. is it practice ?
do I need to fuck wor lass/other applicants more often ?
i am quite aware you dont have a cock! lol i was just giving you my story.
although you could try pinching the end of the strap on and see what happens??? :lol:
as for the legs, havent got a clue...maybe theyre just too damn strong!
Sexlightened
if im gonna cum then thinking about other things doesnt stop it! ive tried, and believe me it isnt fun when it doesnt work and you end up thinking about something revolting whilst you cum! lol
i have to pull out and stop for 10 seconds or so and/or pinch the head of my cock.
as for cumming standing up...my legs dont wobble one bit...i kind of feel abnormal for saying that after all your replies!
i have to pull out and stop for 10 seconds or so and/or pinch the head of my cock.
as for cumming standing up...my legs dont wobble one bit...i kind of feel abnormal for saying that after all your replies!
Sexlightened
i change mine around often. the only reason i chose this is because my last avi was of my front, so i thought id show the back this time.
Sexlightened
Quote by lyns
put them in here
"Which is more difficult, to awaken one who sleeps or to awaken one who, awake, dreams that he is awake?"
Søren Kierkegaard
The wording of that makes me :crazy: had a read it a few times for it to make sense :lol2:
imagine you live in 'the matrix' then it might make more sense
but yeah...its a mind boggler!
Sexlightened
put them in here
"Which is more difficult, to awaken one who sleeps or to awaken one who, awake, dreams that he is awake?"
Søren Kierkegaard
"Which is more difficult, to awaken one who sleeps or to awaken one who, awake, dreams that he is awake?"
Søren Kierkegaard
Sexlightened
i think you need to sit down and have a proper talk about this with her.
and maybe it isnt helping if you refer to such activities as being slutty.
try telling her you will love her no matter what and you just want to have some fun, and that whatever happens you wont judge her.
and maybe it isnt helping if you refer to such activities as being slutty.
try telling her you will love her no matter what and you just want to have some fun, and that whatever happens you wont judge her.
Sexlightened
Quote by Freckledbird
i dont know if any of you have seen Bio dome? its a stupid american comedy. me and one of my oldest, best friends watched it over and over again for a long time. so much so we could recite the damn script!
he isnt with us anymore, but that film will always bring back memories of us laughing together
Bloody hilarious, that is
VIVA LOS BIO DOME :lol:
Sexlightened
i dont know if any of you have seen Bio dome? its a stupid american comedy. me and one of my oldest, best friends watched it over and over again for a long time. so much so we could recite the damn script!
he isnt with us anymore, but that film will always bring back memories of us laughing together
he isnt with us anymore, but that film will always bring back memories of us laughing together
