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ricky13
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 52
UK

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is there any women out there that like small cocks (6inch and not big cummer :cry:
down in kent on friday and looking for some fun in the back of it
any one out tonight in or around colchester wanting someone to watch
is dogging in essex dead or is there any actio and im missing it :cry:
i wont beat around the bush lol
looking for a hotel meet for no strings sex meet have drink food ect ect sort but sweet (not)
my mate told me this joke today and i had a laugh
this bloke goes up to this girl
you can call me bond
girl says james bond
bloke no uni bond iv,e cun to fill your crac
confused :?: :?: :?:
hello we thinking of going to our first club soon and would like some advice of the best clubs to go.
we have been swingers for about 2 years been to partys in homes but never a club
please help lol
in my town we have a lady window cleaner and i no she gets a good job done he he
in hotel just out side london every week looking for female for fun wink
are you out of your mind russel was told to calm things down so he could not be him self and the sound wos to cut out the swearing so blame itv and cdill out :cry:
avg free is the best one on market just go to google put in avg free and thats it
i have had ave for 3 years and its tops not one virus
it stops all and it update every day so all the new bits of crap dont balls up your computer.
belive me its the best think since swinging
(well nearly ) wink
why is it that when you drink loads at the party you shag someone or insult the boss
well last night i did both the girl in the cantenn is very sexy and she no she is we have all ways had a joke about the do (eg) you wait till the do i<v got something for you
as we got talking and very pissed on the champane she was getting very horny you could see this as he tits were rock hard and keep brushing them on my arm well as i went to the loo sat down having a fag and there was a knock on the door it was her she pushed past me locked the door lifted her skirt up over her arse put her hands on the water tank behind the loo and told me to go for it as we did it was so horny
as we stoped i came out to splash water over my face the door closed then i herd some moning its only the boss geting a blow job bastard :cry:
all i can say it make sure you have plenty of beer to hand it helps wink
all i do is go to the forums and chill that will so pass the time away xxx
at xmas day after boxing day i put a add in for a lady to go on holiday with all ways go to lanazrote 15 days in the sun and funny thing is there is all ways ladys up for it so everbody is happy :P
well i think you new what you was doing risky yes but you got away with it
if you feel ok with it go ahead :P
Quote by Freckledbird

The wet what?

sorry i cant spell sad
Ahhhh, wondered if it was some local lingo - what do you mean then? Balloon - as in a water bomb?
thats right thanks for helping my english wink
i love to play chess on a female would be nice but a board will do confused
Quote by Freckledbird
the best thing about trick or treet is my bedroom window is above my door so when any one come,s to the door they get a nice waterboom with flour on there heads ha ha
sorry about this but this is payback for all the times i got the wet bloon
:P

The wet what?
sorry i cant spell sad
the best thing about trick or treet is my bedroom window is above my door so when any one come,s to the door they get a nice waterboom with flour on there heads ha ha
sorry about this but this is payback for all the times i got the wet bloon
:P
things will get better it was slow for me but you will be ok wink