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I feel confident to say that i've won the most perverted (if not embarrassing) incident: I was at Uni and in my bedroom I was playing with my new vibrator (no, I didn't have a b/f at the time and was therefore NOT cheating on him with a plastic c**k, I just didn't have a b/f (for the 1st 12 months, sob)). Anyway at the time the Clintons were hot on their campaign trail. And um, I don''t know why but I found Bill rather attractive that night and proceeded to apply this adult implement around my organic bits, and was turned on more by Bill and um.. well..(I guess making my post sound all intelligent still doesnt remove the word 'perv' from your mind! Better walk off the stage before someone throws a cabbage at me.
<walks off> Can I just say that I didn't once have a juicy thought about Hilary?!!
<walks off> Can I just say that I didn't once have a juicy thought about Hilary?!!
LOL, 50 WPM means I was typing 50 words per minute. But when I type 'WPM', it reminds me of MPH, so I made it look like I was typing without a seatbelt on while talking on the mobile, hence all the typos (typing errors). And... maybe a few people on here might recall that I dropped my mobile in the loo last month.
Sorry, didn;t read more tha the first 15 or so posts, so not sure how young your kids are. Well I'll tell you that from a family of 6 kids (5 siblings), my aprents were always around, and I mean 365 days a year, 24/7. A dayam hard job, though it was practically my mother who did it all. I'd have loved them to have time together, partly for their sake, and also I never really knew what it was like to have some of my own growing time adn space without their presence. As a result, they've no idea how to go and enjoy themselves: they stay indoors all the time, b/c they're not used to being out and about for little day trips etc. Atleaste now they're able to go abroad to see other siblings for months at a time (yes months!), but mind you the brothers are a LONG way away.
Deal with the pangs of guilt, but it'll be interesting to see how the kids found the space when you return. It may make them appreciate you more as individuals. Ahhhhhh, kids, love them but can't eat a whole one. Are you're minkey monkeys? Anyway that's my input.
Deal with the pangs of guilt, but it'll be interesting to see how the kids found the space when you return. It may make them appreciate you more as individuals. Ahhhhhh, kids, love them but can't eat a whole one. Are you're minkey monkeys? Anyway that's my input.
Have all you people taken your medication?!! You and your dodgy posts! (but thanks for them!)
Been spending all day online looking at London hostels, (as mentioned in my other now locked threa) and the carphone warehouse site. The moniter's now sparkling from all the coughing I've been doing all day! Well update is: I've now got to ring 20 'top ten' hostels on my possible list, then steal a bank to afford a mobile. I really don't do 'alive with technology' phones. The one I drowned was an old model, some 7 years old, and has dated but simple no fuss tools. That's what I'm looking for. Just dial a number, then receive a call. I don;t want a acomputer in my pocket, just a bleedin simple Alexander graham bell invention!
SMS x
Been spending all day online looking at London hostels, (as mentioned in my other now locked threa) and the carphone warehouse site. The moniter's now sparkling from all the coughing I've been doing all day! Well update is: I've now got to ring 20 'top ten' hostels on my possible list, then steal a bank to afford a mobile. I really don't do 'alive with technology' phones. The one I drowned was an old model, some 7 years old, and has dated but simple no fuss tools. That's what I'm looking for. Just dial a number, then receive a call. I don;t want a acomputer in my pocket, just a bleedin simple Alexander graham bell invention!
SMS x
Gawd almighty to the heavens above, what a lousy cold this is - the full works. Everything in abundance. I'm totoally high and OD'd on Hot Ribena, so I'd better not operate any machinery! Hey, Gae - hallo there! Glad you poked your way through the forum to see who I am, very thoughtful of you. So hello back, officially!
For the rest of you, thanku again for welcoming me. I don't mean to keep bumping this up all the way to the top of the forum, but I feel rude not to say hello back and thank you all.
coughing badly like a cat that's got a feather in it's throat..so better dash, SMS x
For the rest of you, thanku again for welcoming me. I don't mean to keep bumping this up all the way to the top of the forum, but I feel rude not to say hello back and thank you all.
coughing badly like a cat that's got a feather in it's throat..so better dash, SMS x
Dontcha know nuttin? the pockets in flimsey nightgowns are there to er keep extra lube and condoms and mascara and lippy er during those critical moments in lust. Actually no idea why it's got pockets. Tsch, I just put my hand in it to find my mobile. It's not there. ... . sigh....
You said: '...water is usually a killer for anything electrical' . I was just about to go downstairs to put the kettle on. Shall I not put water in it then? I'm sorry, but I'm paranoid about electricals and water now.
You said: '...water is usually a killer for anything electrical' . I was just about to go downstairs to put the kettle on. Shall I not put water in it then? I'm sorry, but I'm paranoid about electricals and water now.
Oop,s my London topic has been locked. Did I do something wrong? I did delete the REALLY long URL that I pasted, becasue it made the page really wide. I'f i've goofed up, tell me, so I'll know in future.
Edit - I've just seen it was becasue I pasted an URL that it got locked. How stupid of me. Very Sorry Mods, I won't do that again.
Edit - I've just seen it was becasue I pasted an URL that it got locked. How stupid of me. Very Sorry Mods, I won't do that again.
<cancels date and hotel stay in Haringey>
Blimey, well never heard of Haringey, if I keep it central, I only need step outside and scream loud, and I'll have all these celebs run to my distress call! Thank you for the advice, much appreciated. I'll go look up where haringey is now - I got a pocket A to Z in my pocket somewhere. Knowig my luck, I'll drop that in the bleedin' toilet too! (see mobile phone thread)
I have my eye on one!
Mod edit to remove name of hotel and weblink to it - they may not appreciate being named on Swinging Heaven!
Blimey, well never heard of Haringey, if I keep it central, I only need step outside and scream loud, and I'll have all these celebs run to my distress call! Thank you for the advice, much appreciated. I'll go look up where haringey is now - I got a pocket A to Z in my pocket somewhere. Knowig my luck, I'll drop that in the bleedin' toilet too! (see mobile phone thread)
I have my eye on one!
Mod edit to remove name of hotel and weblink to it - they may not appreciate being named on Swinging Heaven!
Go girl! You tell 'em - the filthy phone toilet users. I rest my own case defending that I had it in my pocket at the time, but a flimsey night gown. And why was I wearing a flimsy night gown during daytime hours in a toilet? M'lud, I am down with a rotten cold and in PJ's the whole day. Case adjourned andjeau undeau.
Whoooooaaaaaaa, Horous, I'd been doing a search on that very site an hour ago.
Nice to know someone else knew about this site, thank you! Thing is, I'm not fussed about the accomodation, I'm not a foreigner who's looking for a nice hotel experience; it's what I get upto in the daytime that counts. It's just a bed and shower I'm looking for. And hopefully non-theiving backpackers.
Nice to know someone else knew about this site, thank you! Thing is, I'm not fussed about the accomodation, I'm not a foreigner who's looking for a nice hotel experience; it's what I get upto in the daytime that counts. It's just a bed and shower I'm looking for. And hopefully non-theiving backpackers.
porphyria shclorphria indeed - who invited the really clever ones here?! Yay impressed. My mobile is currently dehydrating in the airing cupboard. If it's kapoot, then I'm suing the makers of Royal Doulton for mobile-ism. Such discrimination indeed. Still so upset by the event. Surely repairing it will cost a lot? Anyway thanks everyone for the response. I shall NEVER wear it in a flimsey nightgown pocket ever again. (sob)
I will be spending 5 nights in London later this month. Surely some Londoners or visitors to London have stayed in hotels or such for their extra-sensory delights, no? I'm on a strict budget, and would benefit from some feedback on places worth looking into. I will do a search on the place if youmention anynames of places/establishments. I even looked on Craigslist site, some great weekly rates, but instinct tells me something.
Looking for somwhere as far as 20 minutes train/tube ride from the central main bits.
Many thanks in advance.
sms x
Looking for somwhere as far as 20 minutes train/tube ride from the central main bits.
Many thanks in advance.
sms x
Rachel-lane, you're not allowed on my thread - you're too much of a smart arse. Are you trying tomake me look like a muppet? You and your bungee-jumping phones.
Dave, and everyone, I can't go and say this or that to anyone, I bought it from a colleague 2 yrs ago, so if it isn't fixable and reliable and working again, I'll have to raise a money collection on here, so you lot can buy me a new one. That IS the tradition to welcome in newbies isnt it? I saw it in the terminology section ...
I almost started takign notes down with the washing machine suggestion, tsch. ...So if it's still damp inside after a few days, and i put the battery back in, will I get an electric shock? ..........Jokingggggggg!
I just came back from a pee to edit this, made sure I didn't drop my brain in it! Actually, didn't King Geroge 3rd die from blue pee? A sign of ..er what was it? Mental Illness? Oh dear...am I doing a King George? Anyway thanks to all for responding, I was hoping I might be able to salvage it, I shall follow the Easy from Mnachester advice.
x
Dave, and everyone, I can't go and say this or that to anyone, I bought it from a colleague 2 yrs ago, so if it isn't fixable and reliable and working again, I'll have to raise a money collection on here, so you lot can buy me a new one. That IS the tradition to welcome in newbies isnt it? I saw it in the terminology section ...
I almost started takign notes down with the washing machine suggestion, tsch. ...So if it's still damp inside after a few days, and i put the battery back in, will I get an electric shock? ..........Jokingggggggg!
I just came back from a pee to edit this, made sure I didn't drop my brain in it! Actually, didn't King Geroge 3rd die from blue pee? A sign of ..er what was it? Mental Illness? Oh dear...am I doing a King George? Anyway thanks to all for responding, I was hoping I might be able to salvage it, I shall follow the Easy from Mnachester advice.
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necple, lol, I didn't think anyone noticed my little grammatical error there! Hehe! Snog to you.
But also a snog to easy from manchester for counselling me. The shock is incredible, I was only saying last night how much I loved the phone for many reasons. I don't another one, I want that one, mummy!
LOL "@ 'give them a (w)ring" - very witty! I just got that. Another snog!
But also a snog to easy from manchester for counselling me. The shock is incredible, I was only saying last night how much I loved the phone for many reasons. I don't another one, I want that one, mummy!
LOL "@ 'give them a (w)ring" - very witty! I just got that. Another snog!
Lol, wilki, I passed a ceiling-cracking scream, so much I couldn't pass anywater int he morning, i was so upset! (sorry too much info)
Aha? So it's savable? It's been there 12+ hours you know, Okay, I've just opened the back, removed ther battery. There's a little blue bit, around the metallic bits - is that a sign of corrosion? I noticed thewater trapped in the window LCD bit has drained, but that blue stuff does look like corrosian. Thanks a lot for helping out.
Aha? So it's savable? It's been there 12+ hours you know, Okay, I've just opened the back, removed ther battery. There's a little blue bit, around the metallic bits - is that a sign of corrosion? I noticed thewater trapped in the window LCD bit has drained, but that blue stuff does look like corrosian. Thanks a lot for helping out.
hallo Lucyweebaps - I used to use the name 'Qweeny' in MSN chat, you might remember that name.? Now I'm in the NE of England, so the name I use now is updated to current location. I do reall those little scottish chatrooms and the swing rooms. All a good thing they closed it down for the wee bairn's safety. And thanks for the terminology link. I shall do my homework before asking a frequently asked question on the forum!
SMS x
PS, the terminology section is very impressive. Do the moderators write all this? Who's baby is this site? Loved the NUMP - no ugly men please, lol.
SMS x
PS, the terminology section is very impressive. Do the moderators write all this? Who's baby is this site? Loved the NUMP - no ugly men please, lol.
The topic says it all. I'm down with a motherfrenchconnection of a cold and last night I dropped my phone down the toilet. I didn't actually notice it until this morning. I do remember something moving in my dressing gown pocket last time I peed them, but didn't suspct the phone fell in.
Now the phone's bogged. Um, is there anyway I can fix it, or is really pished?
I bourght it from a work colleague 2 yrs ago, so claiming anything is not an option. It was such a lovely phone. Stylish, simple, did exactly what t said on the tin - none of this fancy picture MSG, WAP crap you get these days.
What's more I'm choking on my sore throat. Really feeling down the drain (no pun intended)
Now the phone's bogged. Um, is there anyway I can fix it, or is really pished?
I bourght it from a work colleague 2 yrs ago, so claiming anything is not an option. It was such a lovely phone. Stylish, simple, did exactly what t said on the tin - none of this fancy picture MSG, WAP crap you get these days.
What's more I'm choking on my sore throat. Really feeling down the drain (no pun intended)
So I take it absolutely nothing naughty takes places during these munches> Hmmm.I always thought the word 'munch' implied taking a bite (eating each other out!!!) during these meetups. Lol. Well If I was still living in Glasgow, I'd def come along, I rememeber lucyweebaps from the days of MSN chat. Well still I'm only a couple of hours away, you never know (ps I joined site just last week, so I'm probably not an invitee) Anyway, just wanted to post to say hallo there.
Hi peeps
Reason why I haven't replied lately is becasue I've got a bas***d of a cold (sore throat, head, chest, nose and pussy) God I hate them.
I was wondering should I have chosen a less 'in-your-face' name? I think I give out a bad impression of myself! I thought of the name while I was feeling some front-bottom tingling. I haven't heard from the other user I mailed - do you think I scared them with the name alone?
Also is there a button to delete this topic or does it die a slow death further up the pages? I didn;t mean to bump this thread all the way to the front, I don't really like all the attention, lol. It's nice to lurk on here sometimes.
SMS x
Reason why I haven't replied lately is becasue I've got a bas***d of a cold (sore throat, head, chest, nose and pussy) God I hate them.
I was wondering should I have chosen a less 'in-your-face' name? I think I give out a bad impression of myself! I thought of the name while I was feeling some front-bottom tingling. I haven't heard from the other user I mailed - do you think I scared them with the name alone?
Also is there a button to delete this topic or does it die a slow death further up the pages? I didn;t mean to bump this thread all the way to the front, I don't really like all the attention, lol. It's nice to lurk on here sometimes.
SMS x
Well hello hello hello Sarge, naughty moderator. Must I re-apply lippy and ruffle my hair when a moderator replies? I feel all important, lol. What did you mean? Does this forum close now? Is it not a 24/7 thing?
All these questions make me stand out all spinky spanky shiney new. Give me a day or two and I'll soon get meself dirty and well-experienced!
All these questions make me stand out all spinky spanky shiney new. Give me a day or two and I'll soon get meself dirty and well-experienced!
Hehe, avatar - I keep thinking of Leo de Caprio and Aviator!
Btw, when I get to the 'Message sent succesfully' page, I have to click on a link to view the message and return to the forum. Is there a facility on here that cuts out the 'Message Sent Confirmation' page? Sorry to be a a pain, I'll go look at the 'How to Use this site' Page, once I find it!
Front-bottom-tingling-while-posting-on-here-sensation ROCKS!
Btw, when I get to the 'Message sent succesfully' page, I have to click on a link to view the message and return to the forum. Is there a facility on here that cuts out the 'Message Sent Confirmation' page? Sorry to be a a pain, I'll go look at the 'How to Use this site' Page, once I find it!
Front-bottom-tingling-while-posting-on-here-sensation ROCKS!
OMG, Look what you've all made me do! You durdy girls and boys. I'm addicted, lol. Okay I might sound naiive here, but I'm familair with adult forums (re: msn chat and msn groups), but this is the most active forum (not in real time), but most active. I love you all, you know that?
Shit I'm embarrassing meself here.
Shit I'm embarrassing meself here.
Blimey that was quick! Just put my cup of tea down and I got male, sorry mail. In that short time I put my piccy up too, I'm proud I did that! Thanks matt for your welcome. I will use my boldies and my italicies and underlinies when I fancy posh typing. Tonight I'll keep it down to earth. Funny I didn't know what BBCode was, when I've written pages upon pages of HTML in the past.
I've already sent one email to a user, so I'm waiting for a reply. Now I'll go take a look at the stories section - they're make me all funny in my front bottom!
PS matt, your profile PIC is brilliant. Very clever & 'out of the box'! Love that creativity!
I've already sent one email to a user, so I'm waiting for a reply. Now I'll go take a look at the stories section - they're make me all funny in my front bottom!
PS matt, your profile PIC is brilliant. Very clever & 'out of the box'! Love that creativity!
Sorry to be boring here, but I registered yesterday. Nooo, don't all get up at once, please stay seated! Discovered this site in the New Year, took a note of it, and now I'm back online and love every bit of it. You're all gorgeous and I've already got a crush on the lot of you, LOL.
Some profiles look similar. I used to live in Glasgow, and I think there are some Scottish users from MSN Chat from few years back (good ol days - remember them well..) Lucy Wee Baps comes to mind definitely - great fun she was in MSN Chatrooms, seems she is here too!
I'm very selective and looking primarily for girl on girl slagness. You'd never think I had it in me if you saw me in the street. Never! But behind closed doors (and I mean very closed discreet doors), I harbour this totoally slag personality. Nobody in real life knows I fancy a c**t in my mouth. Don't we all?!!
They say the Brits do it better - well I think so anyway....mwah!
PS what is BBCode? Or is it BBC ode - a poem to the BBC?
Some profiles look similar. I used to live in Glasgow, and I think there are some Scottish users from MSN Chat from few years back (good ol days - remember them well..) Lucy Wee Baps comes to mind definitely - great fun she was in MSN Chatrooms, seems she is here too!
I'm very selective and looking primarily for girl on girl slagness. You'd never think I had it in me if you saw me in the street. Never! But behind closed doors (and I mean very closed discreet doors), I harbour this totoally slag personality. Nobody in real life knows I fancy a c**t in my mouth. Don't we all?!!
They say the Brits do it better - well I think so anyway....mwah!
PS what is BBCode? Or is it BBC ode - a poem to the BBC?
