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tottychick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57
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hiya and welcome....will speak 2u in chatroom sometime..me hopes
enjoy and have fun
:welcome:
enjoy and have fun
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congratulations 2u both...wot a weekend to remember in more ways than one!!!
how i miss the great place of king arthurs avalon!!
great picz btw
how i miss the great place of king arthurs avalon!!
great picz btw
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thats fab new helen....goodluck with uni ..look forward to yer graduation party!
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:notes: :notes: :beer: :beer: :thrilled:
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congratulations horous lets hope yer nex year is even better
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hey frecklebird......... thanks or the tit off! er...r i mean tip off!!
lol
lol
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:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: @ meat2please!
hi and welcome hope u enjoy .......
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3 cheers 4 swinging heaven! great site well done!
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hi fluffer it was me!!! potenially it can be dangerous due to risk of glass breaking!! once looked after a guy that had a porcilaine dildo stuck up his arse! proved a challenge to the crew i can tell ya! had to remove it without risk of shattering fine porcalaine!! pleased to say we managed to get it out in one piece and wot a beauty it was!
best bit was he returned to dept few days later with it gift wrapped for the doc that had removed it! o blessss! lol
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best bit was he returned to dept few days later with it gift wrapped for the doc that had removed it! o blessss! lol
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A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the
>crotch.
> >
> > Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage,
>
> > he took himself to the doctor.
> >
> > He said "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my
>
> > fiance is still a virgin -- in every way."
> >
> > The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your willie in a splint to let
> > it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week.
> >
> > He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided
> > splint,
>and
> > taped it all together ... an impressive work of art.
> >
> > The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on
> > their honeymoon.
> >
> > That night in the motel room, she rips open her Blouse to reveal her
> > beautiful breasts.
> >
> > She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these."
> >
> > He immediately drops his pants and replies..
> >
> > "Look at this, . still in the CRATE!"
> >
>crotch.
> >
> > Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage,
>
> > he took himself to the doctor.
> >
> > He said "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my
>
> > fiance is still a virgin -- in every way."
> >
> > The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your willie in a splint to let
> > it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week.
> >
> > He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided
> > splint,
>and
> > taped it all together ... an impressive work of art.
> >
> > The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on
> > their honeymoon.
> >
> > That night in the motel room, she rips open her Blouse to reveal her
> > beautiful breasts.
> >
> > She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these."
> >
> > He immediately drops his pants and replies..
> >
> > "Look at this, . still in the CRATE!"
> >
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happy birthday enjoy all that it brings u....and i hope u get spoilt rotten!
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ok ok i will put u outta yer misery! lol
a guy comes into the dept said he couldnt wee!! hardly an emergency me finks! when he finally got seen by the doc after doc takin loads history the guy says "ere doc jus ave a look at this" drops is trousers and is sportin a hugely swollen black purple red raw dick with the end of a broken glass milk bottle attached to it!! said he peed in milk bottle when pissed and couldnt get his dick out so smashed milk bottle hopin to free it but left broken neck of bottle around end of his shaft!! OUCH!!! best bit was he jumped off trolley and demonstrated the actions he had tried over last 24hrs to release it........bless!! i had to leave doc to get on with it for fear of laughing in hysterics!!
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a guy comes into the dept said he couldnt wee!! hardly an emergency me finks! when he finally got seen by the doc after doc takin loads history the guy says "ere doc jus ave a look at this" drops is trousers and is sportin a hugely swollen black purple red raw dick with the end of a broken glass milk bottle attached to it!! said he peed in milk bottle when pissed and couldnt get his dick out so smashed milk bottle hopin to free it but left broken neck of bottle around end of his shaft!! OUCH!!! best bit was he jumped off trolley and demonstrated the actions he had tried over last 24hrs to release it........bless!! i had to leave doc to get on with it for fear of laughing in hysterics!!
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:laughabove: :laughabove: i ave heard countless excuses over the years but they still make us laugh...o wot a great job!:lol2:
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when i was student nurse many years ago i had to remove stitchs from a guys penis! he said he slipped gettin out of the bath and his dick some how managed to end up in his pet dogs mouth and got bit shredded on its teeth!!! .......yeah rite!!!!! but mde us laugh over our tea break!
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aawww chunky love she is sooo cute, good looks must run in yer family ey!
enjoy every minute of it
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enjoy every minute of it
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congrats to u both enjoy all that it brings ya
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hiya horous
good to see u back hope all goes well 4 u,
hugs n kisses xxx :high-smile:
good to see u back hope all goes well 4 u,
hugs n kisses xxx :high-smile:
