2015 International year of Kink so lets get it for fun girl to try new things.

All Nationalities, love something different! Very much into girls with piercings at the moment. Dont spend all my time on here but always check in.

Love long nipples too! Naughty!

A friendly local couple.

A female to join together for parties.

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This might help you understand the lingo

Adult Parties - Act sensible, no kids games and pretend you like the hosts food.

Anal - People describing Micro Managers

Blindfolds - Folds in your belly you dont want to see

Cross-dressing - Putting on your clothes while your angry

Cuckolding - Fascinating documentary about Cuckoo's and Bill Oddie

Cybersex - Nobody knows what this is

Dogging - Like Digging but using a dog, poor dog!

DP - Double Pimms

Fisting - Like Fasting but all you can eat, like a buffet!

Gangbangs - From the Saxon word "Gang Bangers" , a group eating sausages

Group Sex - For most men this means a step up from mastaurbation

Making Videos - A factory job in the eighties, per hour.

Oral - Half of the name of a well known electric toothbrush

Phone Sex - When the receiver mounts the base unit.

Rimming - Like Slimming but just for your Rrse.

Role Play - Juggling your bacon roll, dont play with your food!

Safe Sex - Laying down on several cushions and keepin still

Same Room Swapping - The latest TV programme from Sarah Beeny, I would!

Separate Room Swapping - Channel 5's rip off

SM - Caff chat for ordering Sausage and Mash when in a hurry

Soft Swing - Making a childrens play area from jelly.

Spanking - A geezers word for something very new ala Mickey Flannagan

Swingers Clubs - Possesions of a golfer

Taking Photos - A well known excuse when a stalker is caught, officer!

Threesomes - 10x2, 3+4 and 11-7.

Toys - Like boys but with a T ( you come up with something then!)

Voyeurism - When you finish a sentance with the same word you started it with.

Watersports - Egg and Spoon race while still boiling the egg

Webcams - Its the gap between the pieces of a spiders web.

Are you still reading? Well done, I must be worth meeting unless I ruin it with this next bit.

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Chat, coffee, beer, laugh, dont mind, i'm easy. No ball breakers please.

I will not let you down on a meeting like I see so many other guys seem to do.

Always clean, shaven and naturally discreet.

Into lots of adventurous role play with fun indoors & out. Just adore having great sex. Tall, average build, not ugly or scary in any way. Seems all the fun is up North so prove me wrong.

Happy to go to parties, can team up with single girls for parties and SPA too.

I enjoy spanking, can take control if thats your thing.

If you fancy travelling down to London that would be great. Can travel so no problem.

Face photo & others in the private gallery, send me an invite or friend message & you can come in. Yes, I will send a face pic and not a cock pic.

Have fun.

Oh, I'm house trained too, not allowed on the furniture.