Joseph knows Kama Sutra - the Indian way of lovemaking which combines Yoga with sex. I've invented sexercise - combining sex with various forms of fitness like pilates (stretching), press-ups, sit-ups and weight training.

Angela just knows casual sex but has done it hundreds of times with previous boyfriends and so she's no less formidable in the bedroom. She admires a woman who can give a decent strip-tease, full monty or lap dance.

Joseph is a master of P & P (penetration and positions) in the bedroom! He immensely enjoys oral, vaginal and anal sex. He loves it when a woman rides my cock like a Rodeo champion or like a bunny. He likes using feathers and ice cubes to titillate a woman!

Angela loves anal sex more than anything else. Angela has an extremely enormous sex drive and she has lots of creativity & stamina in bed, she's more endurable than a Duracell battery (it just depends how long a person is willing to do it with her - she only stop when her partners want her to). If they wanted, she could do it for 24 hours straight and then some. She could probably set or break the Guiness book of world records for the longest running sex session!

Joseph loves hardcore sex. He can do soft & hard penetration, either slow or fast. Joseph also likes feeding a woman in bed, particularly during intercourse, whether it be fruit (strawberries, grapes, cherries or slices of kiwi & pineapple) or chocolates (After Eight, Ferrero Rocher or Maltesers). He adores giving women body massages (complete with body lotion though that only comes after when he rub their bodies without the cream, it makes their bodies more relaxed that way), especially during sexual intercourse, whether it be caressing a woman's feet as he penetrates her in the vagina or licking it as he massages her tits.

Angela enjoys making love to the sound of music, whether it be just doing it with the music going on in the background or fucking as if we're dancing to the rhythms. She admires a woman who can give a decent strip-tease or lap dance. She likes having sex in jacuzzis, baths, pools, showers or in the rain. Angela's favourite position is when someone carries her with Angie's legs wrapped around that someone's back as they screw her - endlessly fucking her until she tells them to stop or faints in their arms, panting & sweating.

Joseph loves it when a woman rolls down the sheath of his cock and dips it in edible liquids (like ice cream, whipped cream, chocolate mousse & peanut butter) for her to lick & suck off.

Angela also loves it when we (and others) lick the liquids off each others bodies (preferably in a shower - it's more easier to clean off that way).

Our ultimate fancy is to have an orgy where there's two women (one of them being Angela) hugging & kissing each other with a double-ended dildo connecting them. Then there will be various women (wearing strap-on dildos) behind each one fucking each other in the arse. Joseph could join in by being at the end of one particular line of women (and another guy at the other) so that he can fuck the last woman at the end of the line (ditto with the other guy).

We both love kissing & licking a woman in all places, especially the neck & back. We both like foreplay, roleplay, light bondage and bukkake (when a woman or more likes to get covered in sperm by one or more men).

We don't mind being watched, filmed or photographed as we have sex. We both want to become porn stars. We even have porn names (although we won't mention them on here since we don't want to be ripped-off).