What's the story in balamory wouldn't you like to know.

Here is Miss hoolie to tell Archie a naughty story where does it all begin.

Did she go out in the day on her own to play?

Is today the day going to play,go to chams,or dare to play?

Up to the castle inventing with Archie he's ever so pervy and ever so naughty

What's the story in Balamory would you like to know?

Miss Hoolie is a sexy teacher with a curvy body and natural big boobs. Lovely long dark brown hair and brown eyes get lost like to play and tell Archie all about it when she gets home.

I’m Archie the pervert i know how Miss Hoolie likes things done. I like to do almost anything as long as its dirty fun.

Archie is broad and has a dad bod but working on it. He is bald apart from the body where he is a little hairy. Trimmed in the right places lol. Has soft hazel eyes. A gentle personality a puppy dog really. Even if he looks like rottweiler.

Archie will either join in or watch depending on what Miss Hoolie wants to do at the time.

Miss Hoolie is looking for a gent. A FWB some one for both social aspects and sexual. That she can meet on own as well as us all are looking for a couple. As there some lovely couple on here. Absolutely gorgeous to be honest.

Now Miss Hoolie can't be involved with an attached man be it any attachment girlfriend,wife or fwb. What would the press say if they found Miss Hoolie a teacher making stories with married men. Yes we are all looking for fun and sexless marriages are difficult, we dont want to put further stress on someone's marriage.

We are looking to meet couples tentatively as that is a new thing for us. We will be starting out slowly as it's a next step up for us.

Archie is bit of a mad inventor up in his castle thinking of new ways for Miss Hoolie to have fun and be naughty. Not that Miss Hoolie needs many ideas.

He likes to make sure Miss Hoolie is safe and will answers the messages on fab if nice.

Archie and Miss Hoolie are both straight and neither of us play with the same sex. To us there is no such thing as fab straight. You are straight or not. If you like tv/ts then your not for us. So sorry only straight people for us.

Neither of us are into drugs as one is a school teacher and the other a mad inventor have no time for drugs. The only high we get is from naughty won't deviate from the no bi,attached,drugs or the safe sex only rule so don't ask. If you have bareback pictures we wont respond.

When not inventing or reading stories we love to socialise and like going to the group social events. Going for coffee or dinner.

If we click on here we will have a personal social.

Now we will social in a neutral location and have a drink. Not too many mind as Miss Hoolie can get a bit wild after a drink.

Archie is not a wimp or incapable of keeping Miss Hoolie happy he just likes seeing this naughty teacher have fun. Nothing better than seeing an inocnent looking lady be a little devil. We are the stag and vixen side of hotwifing not cuckold. Archie is not a cuck.

Now we can accomadate sometimes and it would only be a select few. May even have people over for food. That does not mean every one gets an invite and asking gets you no where either.

Friend request without meeting in person will not be accepted

Sorry our profile was so long but thought we have a bit of fun with it.

So hence forth we will end it here, you if you can tell who the friendly police constable who lives near us is we will reply. If not at least say you don't know. Neither in the subject line will result in not opening the mail.