Hello and welcome to our profile. We are partners in love and crime who do not live together normally, but are isolating together. 

Apart from having our own homes we are in all other aspects a loving couple happy with our arrangement. No ties or commitments other than to each other xx We are not models but in reasonable shape and not looking for anyone from Vogue either. Xxx

We like an interesting profile and always send face pictures if we initiate contact. If your not happy reciprocating that at an early stage or privately then your not for us. Too many single men posing as couples - sorry to all the genuine folk of M15 or in sensitive roles working undercover or witness protection - it’s our policy.

 Doesn’t make us fast and loose drug taking risk takers. Just means we recently had our fingers burned rescuing the bunny from the boiler after giving our numbers out. 

We have a no blame/fault policy. If at ANY stage any one in the group isn’t happy then it doesn’t happen. All in or none in. No gnashing of teeth 

No parameters for the type of people we would like to meet other than clean respectful with a good sense of humour an absolute must. Our only real “No” is hairy bears. Backs etc. The Chewbacca look Doesn’t work for either of us sorry, Beards and chest hair is fine. Shaved or natural below are both ok to. David loves a lady which ever way she wears her hair (or not as the case maybe) xxx

We are very respectful, being curious but, both love our respective opposites and can play straight when accommodating a couple with mixed needs and wants. So if one, either or both of you are straight don’t let that put you off if there’s the initial attraction. We are far from cougars.

Happy to host at our comfortable home (spare room available). We are 5 minutes from No3’s and very central for Blackpool, Manchester and Liverpool all of which we know very well.

All activities are a menu not a check list that has to be matched or complied with. We do like to kiss though as an important part of foreplay. 

Horses for courses - No animals were hurt in the making of this profile

Love a party invite (neither drink) so a cheap date and once we have established a few reliable, trustworthy like minded folk then we shall host our own gathering once we can all be in the same room together - exciting times ahead

I David have my own massage table and experienced in therapeutic relaxation techniques and muscle sports therapy. I’m not professionally trained just acquired through many years in sports. I can taylor the experience to your needs which does not have to include anything sexual though a happy ending is always nice. Individuals or couples sharing the experience also. 

We both have access to the account and if it isn’t apparent at the start who your speaking to we always sign with our names or initials - D or J xx

If we do wink it’s because we are interested and would like some dialogue not lazy.

Drop us a line or a wink if we appeal to you. All appreciated. Even a polite No Thanks

One last thing. If we block you it’s not because of any wrong doing. Either you have said “No Thanks”or we have. No point revisiting profiles or recontacting. If you can’t see this message - it means your blocked . . No offence intended.

Much Love 

C and H Bird sofa Feather  

Ps It has to be said that single lady profiles are a waste of time and effort. They are neither single or even women for that matter. We are direct so ladies must speak to Julie. Either “put up” or “shut up”

to save our energy for real people. 

Couples were the male only is available to play “blocked” instantly. Be honest 

We will meet considerate smokers as long as it’s not before and definitely not during

If we wink it’s we are interested. We won’t friend if you have little in the way of a profile and no pictures. No effort no play 

Update June 2020

Our Covid attitude is we are ready to meet at least socially as it’s the only true test of connection. We have isolated and are very clean and healthy and have a pragmatic approach to the current situation as there are far worse things than Covid. If we even had a sniffle we would know and declare it. We have both been tested negative in the last week or so.

Given crowd scenes in London and Manchester seems nuts to be any other way

With that in mind we are up for meeting sooner rather than later

We appreciate not everyone’s view but then nobody is ever going to say ok it’s ok to swing - ever !!

Much Love - The Birds xxx