***Do not whisper me as I will not answer either in the room or in a message***

I'm not meeting at the moment but happy to chat.

Hello and thank you for looking at my profile.

I like to have a good laugh and if you enjoy a good conversation, not just about sex as that will bore me, but can talk about likes and dislikes of everyday things then please contact me.

They say the brain is the biggest sex organ we have.

I do have a few don'ts though.

If you are reading this and thinking of sending me a message either in a room or on here then please I'm not interested if you are a married guy.

I do not meet with any guys that are either married or attached.

Also if you are under the age of 40 again I'm not interested. Some of you guys that have contacted me I have knickers older than you lol.

I wont reply to any whispers either in the room or on here.

In the room it's rude if you don't ask first and on here it just shows a lack of imagination.

All other messages I will reply to even if it is a no thank you.

Lastly i'm not going to be meeting you and jumping in to bed with you as soon as we meet.

I like to get to know someone first and prefer to chat here, then maybe msn and then if that goes ok and we feel there is a bit of a spark will arrange to meet for a drink.

if the spark is there when we meet in the flesh then who knows what could happen.

So if you have got to this bit and are still interested then look forward to hearing from you.

xx