Genuine East Coast Couple

We are a genuine professional couple looking for other genuine couples and occasionally orally bi single guys for safe full swap fun.

We can easily accommodate and prefer to play at home on an evening. We are located in East Yorkshire not far from the coast and would prefer to meet local people. Our username should give you a clue as to our location!

We are not into quickies and prefer to meet for a meal and a drink followed by long slow relaxing erotic sessions. She is bi and he is orally bi, but only with the right people in the right situation, and of course, if everyone is comfortable with it, so this is not a requirement and totally straight is absolutely fine with us. She is a slim size 10 with small boobies, and as such we would prefer to meet with people of a similar size. Spaniels ears or plastic boobs that look like a couple of stuck on pudding basins don?t do much for us.

We are very young at heart and get on much better with younger people and as such we are looking to meet people in the age range of 25 to 50 as we certainly aren't a pair of slipperd old wrinkerlies yet. We will only meet with non smokers and prefer to meet people that are smooth below as we don?t really like hairy bits!

We have had more than our fair share of time wasters and wishful thinkers, so if you are genuine drop us a line with an email address and contact details and we will get straight back to you. We will also need to exchange face pics and have a phone chat before arranging any meets.

We will not respond to winks or "Would like to know more" replies, and any such replies will be deleted without being opened. Oh… And just to prove that you are not a time wasters and have actually taken the time to read our ad, why not include the word “Banana” in your reply header. This would help greatly.