My name is John and I am single guy from North London and I am looking to meet couples & single females for friendship & fun.

Please be aware that I am not any of the following:

- A strapping 6 foot plus guy (I dont have to worry about bumping my head a lot).

- A ripped muscle bound hunk (I am comfortable with my body as I have had it for the last 38 years).

- A guy with a monster cock (Its not about the 'Size of Boat', its about the 'Motion in Ocean').

- A George Clooney lookalike (Only if you squint your eyes).

If you were hoping to find I was any of the following mentioned above, then sorry to disappoint you, but I think you should hit the 'BACK' button (I won't hold it against you).

However if you are looking for a guy for any of the following qualities then I am your man:

- Kind

- Good Sense of Humour

- Single

- Thoughtful

If any of these qualities appeal to you, then drop me a line and maybe we can meet up for a coffee or more.

PS (Please be warned I am banned from Karaoke as I cant sing to save my life).

John