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Cock pics, send one and I will block you, if your profile picture is a cock pic then I will block you!! FFS no more cock pics its boring dull and unimaginative!!
im not intrested in single males so stop messageing me
If you fail to read this, or ignore it please don't get precious when you short shrift for asking stupid questions or for something's that made very clear here. I don't have time to repeat everything time and time again
I am unable to reply to every message due to the sheer volume I receive.
Local means LOCAL and able to get here at short notice! Do not tell me you can drive, it's fair to assume you can, otherwise it's past your bedtime and you've got school in the morning! No I will not travel to Glasgow to watch you wank, nor am I available to every van driver who passes up and down the M4. I work during the day and I will only meet on my terms to suit my lifestyle.
I don't want to meet tonight.
If I don't fancy you it's not happening
No face pics with your message means you won't get a reply. Please do not throw a tantrum when I delete your message or try to tell me its for privacy reasons. Mine are here and I certainly wont consider meeting anyone who cant be bothered to send a decent photo of themselves. Blind Date went out in the 90s!
If you've taken the time to read this you'll have no need to ask what I'm into. It should be self explanatory. If you're unable work out how to please a woman, please move on, I'm not a teacher and I don't do sex education.
Professional looking attention and a possible regular meetings NO SINGLE MEN
If you're going to message me and I hope you do, please say something of interest to capture my imagination, then you'll certainly get a reply, but if you just nudge me, you won't! X
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