* Autumn 2017 - Now separated & relocated to WSM, settling into a quiet flat on my own. Still got all my kink gear though  *

Happily pervy bi guy who likes his food too much

I enjoy intimate dirty chat, and would ideally like to meet a similarly pervy bi guy (or girl!) for uninhibited filthy frolics. Please be openly bi, or at least seriously curious. If it says "straight" on your profile, I'm not going to be interested.

Prefer mature(-thinking) guys with similar build. I am not into sub/dom roleplay - was never good at acting but I do like to share experiences and try both sides of the fence.

If you think your phone is "smart", then I doubt we're intellectually compatible :p