Hello and thank you for taking a look at my profile, I am a married guy who lives in West Bridgford and works in Grantham. If me being married is an issue please pass me by.

I am looking for a friendly couple or lady for a long term very discreet friendship.

If I send you a wink it's my way of saying "Hello, I like your profile and would very much like to learn more".

Due to my situation I am unable to meet at the drop of a hat, so planning is more often than not required. I am not interested in attending clubs so meets will either need to be at your place or mine (when the coast is clear). Even though my profile says that I can't accommodate, I can do on rare occasions.

I prefer to exchange a few messages in an effort to get to know you, as mentioned earlier I need to be discreet.

Please do not ask me for a photo if you are not prepared to send one yourself, I consider this to be rude.

 I will only give you my mobile number once we have had an initial meet and not before.

Major turn-offs:

(1) Time Wasters - what's the point?

(2) People who swear excessively (I truly hate the C word);

(3) People who are heavily tattooed;

(4) Poo;

(5) Pain;

(6) Smokers.