Trying to work out how to change our status to "couple"

We are a friendly, attractive and sexy couple looking for the same or a single Bi female. If you fit the bill give us a wink or message us, please note no facials no meet as we would want some mutual attraction. We are not interested in meeting for coffee or a get to know you session - pub, drink, sex = good night, in that order!! No hairy mary's or dirty berties please, we are clean and expect the same courtesy.

No soft swap, can't see the point, no single males at the moment, sorry guys.