Hi thanks for taking the time to read my profile.

I am your typical hairy bi guy with a rugby player build and a face that only a mother could love, doctors describe as unfortunate and close friends say is reminiscent of a bulldog licking p*ss off a thistle (unless you are tall,dark,dangerous and hairy then I am f****ng gorgeous).

I possess a wicked, cruel and twisted sense of humour and a god given gift to laugh at the misfortunes of others.

I would like to meet bi/bi-curious guys and couples I have no sexual hang ups and am happy with everything from kissing to toe sucking and all in between .

On a serious note I am scrupulousy clean and discreet and expect the same.

Looking to meet local people with a sense of fun, no dramas or relationships and hopefully make a few friends along the way, the ability to take some pictures for my profile would be handy too. lol.

anything you want to know then get in touch , after all nobody ever reads your profile, do they?